A.Nice.Indian.Boy.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-English Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:27,789 I was 25 when my sister g***t married. 2 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,324 My parents were thrilled... 3 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,459 because Arundhathi, 4 00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:34,326 after scaring the s***t out of them 5 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,327 with a string 6 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,497 of truly atrocious college boyfriends, 7 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,264 had finally agreed 8 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,869 to let them fix her up with, as my mom puts it, 9 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,303 "A nice Indian boy." 10 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,544 Ah, beautiful Manish Rao... 11 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,780 a future orthopedic surgeon, no less. 12 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,618 I think my dad actually cried when my mom told him that, 13 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,116 which is funnier if you know 14 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,755 that my dad's face usually looks like this. 15 00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:05,593 This was the best day of my mother's life. 16 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,328 Just look at her face. 17 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,533 And this man is Pandit Kumar, 18 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,902 and he is about to get in my business. 19 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,605 Next one of these, it'll be you out there. 20 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,879 I would hear that 21 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,849 over and over again... 22 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,487 You're next, my friend. 23 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,459 ...an endless chorus of reminders 24 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,164 that one day, I'd have this too-- 25 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,634 the big Indian wedding. 26 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,805 Just one concern. 27 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,678 What will it look like 28 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,948 when I bring home a nice Indian boy? 29 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,190 They obviously know I'm gay. 30 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,460 They've just never seen me be gay with another... gay. 31 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:16,564 Naveen! 32 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,933 What are you doing hiding over here? 33 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:21,201 Today was leg day. 34 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,535 I lift. Do you lift? 35 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:23,769 Yeah, all the time. 36 00:03:24,806 --> 00:03:26,539 Come on, I wanna see you on the dance floor, man! 37 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:27,407 Okay. 38 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:29,508 Can I ask you something? 39 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,677 Mm-hmm. 40 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,480 You see any girls you like out there? 41 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,316 No. 42 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:39,419 That's too bad. I'm a sick wingman. 43 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,924 You're next, buddy! 44 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,784 Hi, Naveen. Where are you? 45 00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:14,352 Uh, it's 8:00 a.m. I'm at the hospital. 46 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,021 Your Triple-A membership is expired. 47 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,322 You want me to renew it? 48 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,390 Is this really important right now? 49 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,593 I don't know. 50 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,695 Maybe you're driving around recklessly all over town, 51 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,729 and you're, like, "oh... 52 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,664 they will come and tow me, that Triple-A!" 53 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,365 Doesn't your hammer-calling me about this 54 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,501 just make that more likely? 55 00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:30,035 My god! Are you driving right now? 56 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,203 Pull over! 57 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,538 No, I'm not driving. I'm at the hospital. 58 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,673 Okay, I'll renew it for you. Don't tell your father. 59 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,307 Okay, wow, thank you so much. 60 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,777 I really appreciate you. Okay, bye. 61 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,345 Hey! Listen! Did you watch that movie "Milk"? 62 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,480 I saw it last night on OutTV, 63 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,018 you know the channel for out gays? 64 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,518 Yes. I know. 65 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,687 You like that movie? 66 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,353 No, Mom. I haven't seen it. 67 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,992 You know, in that movie, this man, Milk, 68 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,661 he moves to Castro with his boyfriend, Smith. 69 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,360 Very handsome couple! 70 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,295 Anyway, Milk enters politics, but-- 71 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,632 -I don't need a recap. -Smith doesn't like it! 72 00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:00,835 So they break up. 73 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,670 Okay! No problem. 74 00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:04,537 Milk ends up getting elected 75 00:05:04,539 --> 00:05:06,906 to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. 76 00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:07,940 Oh, does he? 77 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:10,077 And there, he meets this man, Dan White. 78 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,779 Now, this Dan White does not like the gays. 79 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,379 Mm-hmm? 80 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,714 So Dan White kills Milk! 81 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,551 Oh, no. 82 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,783 He's the Thanos. 83 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,786 Oh! Yeah, no, I'm gonna have to check that out. 84 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,388 I guess this is why Sean Penn g***t divorced. 85 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,123 Uh... 86 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:25,825 I think he was just acting. 87 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:26,792 Hi, Mrs. G! 88 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,028 And how in these movies do gay people know 89 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,731 who the other gay people are? 90 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,531 Like, they just give each other a look, 91 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,066 and like, boom! They're kissing. 92 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,868 What's she talking about, a movie? 93 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:36,802 Mom, it's just a movie. 94 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,603 What movie? 95 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,706 Is that what you do? 96 00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,506 I don't want you to get into trouble! 97 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,740 Ask if she watched "Bros." 98 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,541 Uh, oh? 99 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,374 What is that, nurse? 100 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,712 -There's no nurse. -They're coding? 101 00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:46,444 That's a lot of... blood. 102 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,716 There's a mother? In the ICU? 103 00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:50,585 Uh, yes, I'll be right there. 104 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,383 I must help every mother. 105 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,988 Maybe I should go to the ICU so I can finally see you. 106 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:56,989 All right, bye, love you. 107 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,593 Wait! Wait! I'm having a heart atta--! 108 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:35,754 Whatever. 109 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,030 Hey, Ben. 110 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,067 How is it going, question mark. 111 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,970 Haven't heard from you in a while, 112 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,471 exclamation mark. 113 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:56,510 Guess you've been eating an apple a day, 114 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,481 because you've kept this doctor away. 115 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,817 Hi, Jeremy. 116 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,184 Um, I was talking to my mom today, 117 00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,988 and I remembered you have a mom, 118 00:08:07,188 --> 00:08:08,923 so how... how are you, man... 119 00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,024 question mark. 120 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,525 Delete. 121 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:12,858 Thanks, Charlotte. 122 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,260 I actually don't need a plus-one to the wedding, 123 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,931 because I'm happy with myself, 124 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,497 and I'm really not lonely. 125 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,735 Hey, Edmund. 126 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,504 Um, I saw that you're engaged, 127 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,573 but in case it doesn't work out, 128 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,641 um, wanna go out, question mark. 129 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:28,943 Delete. Delete. 130 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,244 Sent. 131 00:08:30,745 --> 00:08:31,779 Hey, Rahul. 132 00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,613 Um... was drinking water today 133 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,814 and thought of you 134 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:36,849 Ha... 135 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,552 because you said you need to drink more water. 136 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,256 ha... ha...ha... 137 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,892 Oh, god, this s***s. 138 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,792 I sound like Jeffrey Dahmer. 139 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,128 ...diamonds. 140 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,563 We only have about 25 of that ring. 141 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,132 It's already starting to sell. 142 00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:56,270 Okay, and is the cough dry or productive? 143 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,606 Gloria! My favourite patient. 144 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,105 How's the ulcer? 145 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,809 On a scale of one to ten, how much phlegm? 146 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,943 Oh, we do have your X-rays... 147 00:09:04,945...