Kevin.Probably.Saves.the.World.S01E10.KILLERS Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,578 --> 00:00:03,260 Previously on "Kevin (Probably) Saves the World"... 2 00:00:03,266 --> 00:00:05,611 - I'm a messenger from God. - Oh, good. 3 00:00:05,617 --> 00:00:06,717 I'm here to guide and protect you. 4 00:00:06,751 --> 00:00:08,218 The only job you have in life 5 00:00:08,253 --> 00:00:09,933 is to build up your spiritual powers 6 00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:12,222 through acts of kindness and selflessness. 7 00:00:12,257 --> 00:00:13,870 God is gonna show you how to 8 00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:15,430 find the other righteous. 9 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:16,462 Oh. 10 00:00:16,468 --> 00:00:18,038 We're not gonna do this again, right? 11 00:00:18,044 --> 00:00:20,597 I'm really glad that you're not just passing through. 12 00:00:20,632 --> 00:00:23,534 I met the most amazing woman. 13 00:00:23,568 --> 00:00:25,335 I met an angel, Kev. 14 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,737 And I don't know what to do. 15 00:00:26,771 --> 00:00:29,072 When are you gonna ask Amy out? 16 00:00:29,107 --> 00:00:30,554 We're just... friends. 17 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,463 There is so much more there. 18 00:00:32,469 --> 00:00:33,701 She's saying you'll find a whole 19 00:00:33,707 --> 00:00:34,809 new generation of the righteous. 20 00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:36,239 I think there aren't anymore. 21 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:39,642 I convinced 35 celestial beings to give up paradise! 22 00:00:39,676 --> 00:00:41,795 I know where we'll find the first righteous! 23 00:00:41,801 --> 00:00:42,968 Laos. 24 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:49,201 I ** so glad you came back. 25 00:00:49,207 --> 00:00:50,427 And 26 00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:53,091 before anyone apologizes, 27 00:00:53,097 --> 00:00:54,779 let me just say... 28 00:00:55,409 --> 00:00:57,858 I understand why you strayed. 29 00:00:58,372 --> 00:01:01,607 I know some of you have been deceived. 30 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:04,751 You'd been led to believe that our... 31 00:01:04,894 --> 00:01:07,454 That our path was false. 32 00:01:07,952 --> 00:01:11,355 It's a time of confusion, darkness. 33 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,274 But now light has banished the shadows 34 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,348 and illuminated the truth. 35 00:01:16,354 --> 00:01:21,069 Friends, meet the righteous soul who will save the world. 36 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:24,991 Probably. 37 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,118 He looks... 38 00:01:26,124 --> 00:01:28,640 Weak, vapid, grotesque, even? 39 00:01:28,675 --> 00:01:29,800 Yes. 40 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:33,312 But when this man is awake, he is a machine. 41 00:01:33,346 --> 00:01:34,747 He is at one with the universe, 42 00:01:34,781 --> 00:01:37,449 a divining rod for righteous souls, 43 00:01:37,484 --> 00:01:39,551 waiting to be anointed. 44 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:42,121 I was gonna say he looks like a nice guy, but, yeah, 45 00:01:42,155 --> 00:01:44,323 I'm sure he's the stuff you said, as well. 46 00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:46,658 You were right, Yvette. 47 00:01:46,693 --> 00:01:48,227 All this time, you were right. 48 00:01:48,261 --> 00:01:50,763 About the new righteous, about our mission... 49 00:01:50,797 --> 00:01:52,164 About everything! 50 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:54,503 Yes, I really was! 51 00:01:55,602 --> 00:01:57,009 Yes, Wayne. 52 00:01:57,971 --> 00:01:59,238 May we touch him? 53 00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:04,143 Oh, well, what could it hurt? 54 00:02:04,177 --> 00:02:06,612 Get in there, get in there! See what it is! 55 00:02:07,781 --> 00:02:09,882 Yeah. 56 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:13,652 I love you, too, Nanna. 57 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,661 Congratulations, Kevin. 58 00:02:22,695 --> 00:02:24,830 You're a legend. 59 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:30,299 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 60 00:02:30,537 --> 00:02:31,937 Reese, you're gonna be late! 61 00:02:31,971 --> 00:02:33,639 Two minutes! 62 00:02:33,673 --> 00:02:35,340 Good morning! 63 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:37,810 Um, my wake-up call was a bunch of strangers 64 00:02:37,844 --> 00:02:40,846 sticking their fingers in my mouth, so bad morning. 65 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,648 I apologize for my colleagues. 66 00:02:42,682 --> 00:02:44,516 They're just... They're just excited. 67 00:02:44,551 --> 00:02:46,051 Our success has really energized them. 68 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:48,520 But no worries. They're gone now. 69 00:02:48,555 --> 00:02:51,348 Good. Reese, we g***t to go! 70 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,125 Feels good, doesn't it? 71 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:54,693 - Hmm? - To have a clear path, 72 00:02:54,727 --> 00:02:57,362 to understand what we're working towards. 73 00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,014 As long as we stay focused, 74 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,733 I think our job is just gonna get easier. 75 00:03:01,768 --> 00:03:04,210 Well, right now, my focus is 76 00:03:04,216 --> 00:03:06,743 getting my niece to school. 77 00:03:06,773 --> 00:03:08,207 Reese! 78 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:10,075 Come on! 79 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,243 Okay. 80 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:12,911 Gosh. 81 00:03:15,682 --> 00:03:17,549 Are you kidding me? 82 00:03:20,564 --> 00:03:22,031 This isn't my key. 83 00:03:22,222 --> 00:03:24,923 What does it unlock? 84 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:26,592 Stay focused. 85 00:03:26,626 --> 00:03:28,560 You know what to do. 86 00:03:37,604 --> 00:03:39,838 Doing your homework on the way to school. 87 00:03:39,873 --> 00:03:42,341 - Classic move. - Shut up. I'm almost done. 88 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,710 14, 27, 9, 54... 89 00:03:44,744 --> 00:03:46,011 Shut up, please! 90 00:03:46,045 --> 00:03:49,181 - Morning, you two. - Good morning, Ms. Allen. 91 00:03:49,215 --> 00:03:50,916 Done! I hate you. 92 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,417 Oh, good. I hate you, too. 93 00:03:52,452 --> 00:03:55,217 Um, you know, I'm actually glad that I ran into you, 94 00:03:55,223 --> 00:03:58,223 because I have something for you. 95 00:03:58,258 --> 00:04:00,027 It's silly, and, you know, I don't e... 96 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:02,558 I don't even know if you remember, but, um... 97 00:04:03,663 --> 00:04:05,631 Oh, my God. 98 00:04:05,665 --> 00:04:07,766 - Is this today? - Yeah. 99 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,034 Wow! 100 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:10,736 What's today? 101 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,673 It's National Bird Day. 102 00:04:12,679 --> 00:04:13,739 Okay. 103 00:04:13,773 --> 00:04:15,941 When your uncle and I were in high school, 104 00:04:15,975 --> 00:04:18,243 we used to celebrate National Bird Day 105 00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:21,580 as a way to combat post-holiday ennui. 106 00:04:21,614 --> 00:04:23,448 Oh, my God. That's so crazy. 107 00:04:23,483 --> 00:04:24,583 Where did this come from? 108 00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:26,667 You remembered? 109 00:04:27,277 --> 00:04:28,420 Aww. 110 00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:30,889 You guys are so weird. 111 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:33,458 I know, right? 112 00:04:33,493 --> 00:04:35,302 Hey, Reese! 113 00:04:35,695 --> 00:04:38,530 Reese is getting tight with the drama kids. 114 00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:41,233 I'm glad she's finding her place again. 115 00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:42,768 - Hmm. - I think having you here 116 00:04:42,802 --> 00:04:44,183 has been a really... 117 00:04:44,978 --> 00:04:46,810 A really positive influence on her. 118 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,310 I should, um... 119 00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:52,406 - Go? - Yeah. 120 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:53,478 All right. 121 00:04:53,513 --> 00:04:54,680 - Happy National Bird Day. - Happy National... 122 00:04:54,714 --> 00:04:55,981 - Oh. - Bye. 123 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:04,957 Oh! Whoo! 124 00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:06,158 I love this song. 125 00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:07,593 Uh, no. 126 00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:09,695 ♪ I wonder where you are ♪ 127 00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:11,697 ♪ How much I care ♪ 128 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:13,665 - Will you stop doing that? - It's not me. 129 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,833 Fine. 130 00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:15,867 No music today. 131 00:05:18,037 --> 00:05:20,138 I think the Universe likes this song, too. 132 00:05:21,307 --> 00:05:24,209 ♪ Tell me how to win your heart ♪ 133 00:05:24,244 --> 00:05:26,812 ♪ For I haven't g***t ♪ 134 00:05:26,846 --> 00:05:29,448 Morning. We have a new student starting today. 135 00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:31,850 This is Jessica, from Seattle. 136 00:05:31,884 --> 00:05:33,719 Can you all give her a warm La Salle welcome? 137 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:39,858 That was truly, truly inspiring. 138 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:43,135 Now, Jessica's student buddy is out sick today. 139 00:05:43,479 --> 00:05:44,796 Would anyone like to volunteer 140 00:05:44,831 --> 00:05:47,833 to act as Jessica's substitute buddy? 141 00:05:49,902 --> 00:05:52,004 Guys, come on. You're bumming me out. 142 00:05:52,038 --> 00:05:54,840 It's cool. Um, I'll figure it out. 143 00:06:06,252 --> 00:06:07,903 I have been dreaming of 144 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,559 these since we were in Laos. 145 00:06:09,589 --> 00:06:12,190 Well, you deserve to treat yourself, 146 00:06:12,225 --> 00:06:15,827 because we have been killin' it! 147 00:06:17,397 --> 00:06:19,331 Ooh, sweet cinder block. 148 00:06:19,365 --> 00:06:20,766 Oh. Thanks. 149 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,268 So, I found this Canadian website 150 00:06:23,303...