Art.Detectives.S01E04.Noble.Rot.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.H264-RAWR Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:18,258 Welcome, distinguished guests, 2 00:00:18,259 --> 00:00:21,159 to this afternoon's wine tasting. 3 00:00:22,781 --> 00:00:24,402 Just you wait, Ryan. 4 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:27,647 I've g***t a rather special surprise for you. 5 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,477 Ladies and gentlemen, 6 00:00:30,478 --> 00:00:33,480 le champagne 7 00:00:33,481 --> 00:00:37,175 using a technique from the Napoleonic era. 8 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:41,419 Mm. 9 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:44,388 Who needs a corkscrew? 10 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:46,597 -Oh! -Oh, Bravo! 11 00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:50,532 Don't get on the wrong side of Amelie, 12 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,844 ladies and gentlemen. 13 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:58,505 This remarkable vintage is a time capsule. 14 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:02,923 A taste... of 1962. 15 00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:05,788 I hope not. I was at boarding school. 16 00:01:05,789 --> 00:01:07,446 Let's sit. 17 00:01:10,553 --> 00:01:14,211 Mm. Extraordinary. 18 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:18,249 Mm. It's rich, it's creamy. 19 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,320 It's like being seduced by a trifle. 20 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,635 Thoughts? 21 00:01:24,636 --> 00:01:27,672 Ah, a strong response to my left. 22 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,364 What are you getting, Tara? 23 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:32,712 I don't want to be rude, but, like... 24 00:01:32,713 --> 00:01:34,714 burnt toast. 25 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:36,612 I think that means you're having a stroke, love. 26 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:39,236 That's what's called an empyreumatic note. 27 00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:41,238 Dances on the tongue. 28 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:44,448 Ooh. I like the idea of something dancing on the tongue. 29 00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:45,690 Eh, Bex? 30 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:47,658 Ryan. 31 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:51,386 It's not a patch on the '65. 32 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:53,491 You don't need to tell me, Sir Clifford. 33 00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,975 I sold it to you. 34 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:57,289 Hey. Tara Mae moment? 35 00:02:01,431 --> 00:02:02,983 I would think twice before posting that. 36 00:02:02,984 --> 00:02:04,675 Don't tell me what to do. 37 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,470 It's not really on brand, is it? 38 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:08,989 It's only true if it's on socials, right? 39 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,647 Please let me take one off the table. 40 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:12,856 Offline use only. 41 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:18,309 Ready, everyone. 42 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,311 Cheers. 43 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,279 Magnifique. 44 00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:28,319 What a wonderful afternoon. 45 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:33,842 Amelie. 46 00:02:33,843 --> 00:02:37,639 Of course, you're here to secure 47 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:41,677 a unique investment opportunity. 48 00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,645 A rare vintage 49 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:49,616 of 1934 Chateau Moreau-Lapis, 50 00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:51,722 still within its drinking window. 51 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,724 But, of course, Monsieur, 52 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:57,072 we will need the port tongs for this. 53 00:02:57,073 --> 00:02:59,799 Amelie, my brilliant sommelier, is quite right, 54 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,663 ladies and gentlemen. 55 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:04,562 If we were to use the conventional method, 56 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:07,738 there's always a risk with a wine as old as this 57 00:03:07,739 --> 00:03:09,982 of the cork disintegrating. 58 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:17,023 Plan B... fire and ice. 59 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,577 Mm. 60 00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:24,651 Ah! -Marvelous. 61 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:28,793 -Gosh. -The heat of the tongs 62 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:32,280 and the gentlest brush of iced water 63 00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:34,524 deliver a clean break. 64 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,530 Now, ladies and gentlemen, 65 00:03:41,531 --> 00:03:46,604 we travel back in time to 1934. 66 00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:55,648 Volatile phenols. 67 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:58,754 Oak lactones. 68 00:03:58,755 --> 00:04:02,794 And now... the ultimate test. 69 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,429 Ooh la la. 70 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,570 Formidable. 71 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:22,917 Mm. 72 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:28,612 Wow. That is... 73 00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:30,441 banging. 74 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:34,687 Granite, violets, blood. 75 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:39,105 One can taste the sun, the sand. 76 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:41,832 -Like it, Ry? -Mm. Delicious. 77 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:44,352 Take it easy, yeah? You want to stain your nice shoes. 78 00:04:44,353 --> 00:04:46,561 Over the next five years, 79 00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:50,599 this wine is likely to appreciate in value 80 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,120 by 200%, 81 00:04:54,121 --> 00:04:57,675 making it a more reliable investment than the stock market 82 00:04:57,676 --> 00:04:59,988 and even property. 83 00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:04,164 And if... 84 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:06,891 Oh. 85 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:10,757 Someone's drank too much. 86 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:13,035 Raymond, are you all right, old boy? 87 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,485 Give him some air. 88 00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:15,866 God's sake, get out of the way! 89 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:16,867 Where do you want me to go? 90 00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:18,662 -Ray? -Raymond? Okay? 91 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:20,836 -Raymond? -Okay. Okay. 92 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:24,737 -Oh. -Bloody hell! 93 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:26,117 For God's sake, 94 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,016 somebody call an ambulance! -Done. 95 00:05:28,017 --> 00:05:31,468 -Do something! -What you want me to do?! 96 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:33,124 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay. 97 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,057 It's okay. Please. 98 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:37,612 Oh, God! Oh, God. Ray? 99 00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:38,707 Tell me again why we're investigating a wine tasting. 100 00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:41,986 Sir Clifford Renwick, former Minister of Justice, 101 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:44,748 now snoozing his days away in the House of Lords, 102 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:46,853 not happy being present at the unexpected death 103 00:06:46,854 --> 00:06:49,028 of Raymond Bettane. 104 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:52,203 So he's pulled a few strings, and we g***t the short straw. 105 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,067 String. Whatever. 106 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:56,760 Anyway, he wants us to keep it all quiet. 107 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:58,900 I know Raymond Bettane, don't I? 108 00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:01,765 Guy on the telly with the waistcoats. 109 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:03,870 That's him. 110 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:06,908 He's famous for his ability to unearth rare wines. 111 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:09,566 -Mm. -He once found a case 112 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,533 of Bordeaux belonging to General de Gaulle 113 00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:14,294 in a bricked-up cellar in Paris. 114 00:07:14,295 --> 00:07:15,986 Bet that tasted rank. 115 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,746 Ah, it's not for drinking. 116 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:19,645 It's an investment. 117 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,647 Once you bought it, you keep it stored. 118 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:23,787 So how much are we talking? 119 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:27,238 A few years ago, a bottle of 1945 Romanée-Conti 120 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,104 sold for almost half a million pounds. 121 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:34,280 And I thought a caramel cappuccino were expensive. 122 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:36,282 Thank you. 123 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:37,836 -Thanks. -Thank you, sir. 124 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:48,743 -DI Palmer. -Finally. 125 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:52,091 And this is DC Malik, Heritage Crime. 126 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,196 Thank you for your patience. 127 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,302 We'll try to get you out of here as soon as we can. 128 00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:58,615 So you were all present? 129 00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:00,893 -Mm-hmm. -Oui. 130 00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:03,861 I ** Amelie Martin, Monsieur Bettane's sommelier. 131 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:07,658 Ryan Cooper. And this is Tara, obvs. 132 00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:10,109 And I'm their PR, Bex Dries. 133 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,180 Everything goes through me. 134 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,147 I'll bear that in mind. 135 00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:17,116 Is this gonna take long? Tara's g***t a vlog to get out. 136 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:19,808 -Ry, I can't do that now. -You'll be all right. 137 00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:23,881 Um, could you talk us through what happened? 138 00:08:23,882 --> 00:08:25,193 I don't know what we can tell you. 139 00:08:25,194 --> 00:08:26,228 We were all drinking, and then... 140 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:27,644 He keeled over. 141 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:29,335 He was frothing at the mouth. 142 00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:31,095 -Frothing? -Maybe it was the wine? 143 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,925 Well, we were all right. 144 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,133 The poor fella had a heart attack, 145 00:08:34,134 --> 00:08:35,893 triggered some sort of seizure. 146 00:08:35,894 --> 00:08:37,239 We can't know that. 147 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,724 The autopsy will establish 148 00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:40,657 whether he died of natural causes. 149 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,382 Can we go? I've g***t a banging headache. 150 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,177 And time is money and all that. 151 00:08:44,178 --> 00:08:46,733 We may need to follow up tomorrow. 152 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:49,770 Sure. 153 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:54,671 -You have my number. -Thank you. 154 00:08:54,672 --> 00:08:57,328 -Palmer. A word? -Yes, sir. Of course. 155 00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,850 Uh, please don't touch anything. 156 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:05,682 I'm sure you understand discretion, eh? 157 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:08,927 No need for my name to come up....