Xiaolin Showdown - S02E14 - The Emperor Scorpion Strikes Back (1080p WEB-DL x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 2.0 RCVR) [UTR].en-us Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,413 Xiaolin Showdown. 2 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:49,949 Aaaah! 3 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:50,783 Aaah! 4 00:00:50,783 --> 00:00:51,818 Aah! Aah! 5 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,520 Aah! Aah! Aah! 6 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,122 Xiaolin Showdown. 7 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,270 Dojo, what's the matter. 8 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:13,339 Either I g***t a hold of some bad Sushi, 9 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:16,976 or something's happening with the Shen Gong Wu. 10 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:22,081 Raimundo: That's pretty weird, even for Wu. 11 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,184 Aah! 12 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:26,919 Hold on, partner. 13 00:01:26,919 --> 00:01:27,754 I g***t ya! 14 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,022 And I g***t you, big guy! 15 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:31,157 Whoa! 16 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,158 Ya! 17 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:35,027 Clay: Anybody else feel a breeze? 18 00:01:35,027 --> 00:01:36,596 Ohh! Ohh! 19 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,697 Ooh, bad idea. 20 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:39,699 Very, very bad! 21 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,535 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 22 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,737 Oof! Oof! Oof! 23 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:47,840 Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly? 24 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:51,611 Good idea... just a little late! 25 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:57,149 Better look out for my mad hook shot. 26 00:01:57,149 --> 00:01:58,250 I've seen you shoot. 27 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,552 You're as lame as me. 28 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:00,887 Huh? Mmm. 29 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:04,056 Ha ha ha ha! Heh heh heh! 30 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:06,693 Ha ha! 31 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:08,595 Foul! 32 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:09,596 I didn't touch him! 33 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,797 Did, too! Did not! 34 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,133 Wuya: Stop! 35 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,234 Huh? 36 00:02:15,234 --> 00:02:18,137 The ring of 9 dragons is for creating evil, 37 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:21,207 not for copying yourself for your own amusement, 38 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:22,274 or picking your teeth. 39 00:02:22,274 --> 00:02:25,411 Besides, one of you is about all I can stand. 40 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:26,813 Hey, what's up with the Wu? 41 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:31,784 It appears the time we've long awaited 42 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:35,254 has finally arrived. 43 00:02:35,254 --> 00:02:38,257 Ah ha ha ha! 44 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,194 The planets have aligned themselves 45 00:02:42,194 --> 00:02:45,297 as they do once every thousand years. 46 00:02:45,297 --> 00:02:46,833 "Once every thousand years." 47 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,167 That could only mean bad news. 48 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,803 The Shen Gong Wu will act on their own. 49 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:52,471 They will travel the Earth 50 00:02:52,471 --> 00:02:53,673 until they find each other. 51 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:54,807 Once they have, 52 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,944 they will form Mala Mala Jong. 53 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:59,946 Raimundo: I knew it-- bad news. 54 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,147 Ha! I ** not afraid. 55 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,015 I defeated mala mala jong before. 56 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:06,485 This time, Mala Mala Jong will be far more powerful. 57 00:03:06,485 --> 00:03:09,021 It will be made of many more Shen Gong Wu 58 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:12,224 and will not rest until it has found them all 59 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:13,225 and realized its destiny 60 00:03:13,225 --> 00:03:16,729 to become the fearsome four. 61 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:21,067 Mala mala must not be allowed to form. 62 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,870 You must work together by learning to wisely use 63 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,204 your individual elements. 64 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:29,108 I promise you, we will defeat this evil together, 65 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:32,311 even if I have to do it all by myself. 66 00:03:32,311 --> 00:03:33,445 Ha! 67 00:03:33,445 --> 00:03:35,347 Whaa! 68 00:03:43,956 --> 00:03:45,291 Clay: This place is creepier 69 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,760 than auntie may givin' herself a sponge bath. 70 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,895 Kimiko: Ew! 71 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:49,996 I say we spread out. 72 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,230 We will cover more dirt. 73 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,164 Eh! Ugh! 74 00:03:52,164 --> 00:03:53,532 First to find anything 75 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:54,667 will call out for the others. 76 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,702 Dojo, what do you think? 77 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,536 I don't know. 78 00:03:57,536 --> 00:04:01,340 I'm still thinkin' about auntie may's sponge bath. 79 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:16,122 The Shen Gong Wu! 80 00:04:16,989 --> 00:04:18,424 Not so fast, baldy. 81 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,260 First you'll have to get by Jack Spicer, 82 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,295 evil boy genius. 83 00:04:25,297 --> 00:04:28,134 Ohh! This is most ridiculous. 84 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:31,771 I don't need help to defeat Jack Spicer. 85 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,312 Jack Spicer! 86 00:04:40,312 --> 00:04:43,515 I order to to decease and desist at once! 87 00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:46,052 The ring of 9 dragons! 88 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,525 You have only weakened yourself 89 00:04:53,525 --> 00:04:55,227 by dividing into so many Jacks, 90 00:04:55,227 --> 00:04:59,265 and you had little upper body strength to begin with. 91 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,699 Jacks, attack! 92 00:05:02,534 --> 00:05:03,435 Hyah! Ha! 93 00:05:03,435 --> 00:05:05,004 Yow! 94 00:05:07,139 --> 00:05:08,875 Aah! 95 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,443 Aah! Aah! 96 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:13,345 Oh! Oh! Aah! 97 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:14,546 Ha ha ha ha! 98 00:05:14,546 --> 00:05:16,482 Huh? 99 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,151 Ha ha ha ha! 100 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:20,252 Ha ha ha ha! 101 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:21,187 Hyah! 102 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,421 Ha! 103 00:05:22,421 --> 00:05:24,423 Oof! 104 00:05:27,459 --> 00:05:28,594 Oof! Oof! 105 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:32,298 I was just getting heated up. 106 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,969 H***e-haw! 107 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:38,971 Aah! Unh! 108 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,740 Ah! Excellent work, Jack! 109 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:46,545 Your act of stupidity gave Mala Mala Jong time to form. 110 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,314 I've always been a team player. 111 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,716 Wuya: Step one is complete. 112 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:52,718 Now we must be patient 113 00:05:52,718 --> 00:05:55,287 and wait to make our next move 114 00:05:55,287 --> 00:05:57,056 when the time is right. 115 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,590 I say the time is now! 116 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:02,461 Mala mala, how would you like to join me on my quest 117 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:03,495 of world domination? 118 00:06:03,495 --> 00:06:07,266 I may even throw in team jackets! 119 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,202 Ohh... 120 00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:12,204 Rrrrr! 121 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:13,339 Aah! 122 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,473 Ohh. Ohh. 123 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:17,877 Some days, it's hardly worth being evil. 124 00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:47,573 Omi, what happened? 125 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,176 I ** afraid, uh... 126 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,178 Mala Mala Jong has come to life. 127 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:55,281 I can't believe we g***t here too late. 128 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,249 Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed 129 00:06:57,249 --> 00:07:00,119 than a mule at the Kentucky derby. 130 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:04,490 According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong 131 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,226 will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. 132 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,195 It is called the Emperor Scorpion. 133 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,697 Whoever possesses it will have control 134 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:12,798 over all Shen Gong Wu. 135 00:07:12,798 --> 00:07:14,200 If we can find it, 136 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,903 we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart 137 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,171 before it turns into the fearsome four. 138 00:07:19,171 --> 00:07:21,373 Excellent. Great ending and not too long. 139 00:07:21,373 --> 00:07:22,942 Dragged a little in the middle though. 140 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,810 Don't get too excited, Raimundo. 141 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,278 Here comes the bad part. 142 00:07:26,278 --> 00:07:29,348 If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, 143 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:31,884 the fearsome four will be unstoppable. 144 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:33,352 This will be our only chance 145 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,554 to save the world from certain destruction. 146 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:39,358 Why does there always have to be a bad part? 147 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:45,331 How are we ever gonna find Mala Mala Jong now? 148 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:48,700 Relax! Everything is going as planned. 149 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:49,936 Wipe your nose. 150 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,503 Hey, I'm the evil boy genius. 151 00:07:51,503 --> 00:07:54,306 How come I'm the last to know what's going on? 152 00:07:55,474 --> 00:08:00,179 I prefer to keep things on a need-to-know basis. 153 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,380 But I don't know anything. 154 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:04,250 Yes. It's the one...