Regular.Show.S07E13.Just.Friends.HDTV.x264-W4F Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:04,870 ♪ 2 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:16,515 In the battleground of the future, you'll need... 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,077 Laser-sharp vision, laser-fast reflexes. 4 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,624 Hah! Uhh! 5 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,027 And most of all, 6 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,330 You'll need to know how fire a laser! 7 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,535 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 8 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,439 Critical damage! Critical damage! 9 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:46,145 Beep, beep! 10 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,125 Aw, yeah-ah! 11 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,028 Who's ready for laser-pocalypse? 12 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,599 That's so cool you g***t a four-for-one pass. 13 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,044 Yeah, laser-pocalypse gave them to us 14 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,161 After I did that investigative piece... 15 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,744 "Laser tag... Fun game or funnest game?" 16 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:21,613 This is gonna be so fun! 17 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,010 It's been so long since we all hung out. 18 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,353 Yeah? 19 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,657 Let me guess... you forgot. Forgot what? 20 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,734 Your brother's fifth-degree judo ceremony! 21 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,832 Tae Kwon do, sherm. 22 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,535 Whatever! 23 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,706 Oh, is that tonight? 24 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,510 Don't you use 25 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:54,746 The "was that tonight?" Excuse on me. 26 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:57,549 I taught you that! 27 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,254 Now, look! If I g***t to be here, you g***t to be here! 28 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:04,823 All right, all right! 29 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,827 Your dad? Tell him I said hi. 30 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,633 Eileen says hi. 31 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,836 Hi, Eileen! 32 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,240 Hi, Eileen! 33 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,743 Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! 34 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,579 Ugh! 35 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:32,351 I g***t to go to don's tae Kwon dumb thing tonight 36 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,854 For his stupid black belt. 37 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,724 Oh, that's right. 38 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,362 I embroidered this celebratory headband for him. 39 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,462 I still think it could use more dragons. 40 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,572 Come on, rigby. Don't want to keep sherm waiting. 41 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,442 Uggggh! 42 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,479 Rigby, can I talk to you for a sec? 43 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:03,549 Dude! What the heck? 44 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,753 You can't leave me alone with Margaret. 45 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,656 It's fine. You're just hanging out as friends. 46 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,892 Yeah, but I don't know if she's gonna be cool with that. 47 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,498 Are you okay being alone with mordecai? 48 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,603 I think so. 49 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:29,233 We haven't hung out by ourselves in a while, so... 50 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,712 So...? 51 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,422 Hey, whatever happens, happens. 52 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:39,918 Well, either way... 53 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,455 Be strong. Be strong. 54 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,259 This is familiar, right? 55 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,736 Yeah, last time we were at the movies together, 56 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,601 We were... 57 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,378 But tonight, we're friends on a fun night out. 58 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,314 Right. 59 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,686 Margaret Smith reporting live on location of a fun night out. 60 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,693 Uh... No cameras. 61 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,871 Okay, let's see what we g***t here. 62 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,475 Hmm. 63 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:39,911 Hmm. 64 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,649 Ooh! I've heard good things about "lovey shovey." 65 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,256 Euhhhhhh. 66 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,260 How about... That one? 67 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,600 "Carter and Briggs." 68 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,369 The violencetown files"? 69 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,240 All right. 70 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,809 Yo! G***t some popcorn. 71 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,512 Nice! 72 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:24,389 It's starting. 73 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,794 Carter... Briggs... 7! 74 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,033 Heavily armed! 75 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,346 Whoo! Yes! 76 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,917 Yeah! All right! 77 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:59,024 Wha-uh? 78 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,935 Sorry, everybody. 79 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,358 Our print of "Carter and Briggs 7" 80 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,908 Has just spontaneously combusted. 81 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,666 So, in its place, we will screen 82 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,926 "The heart shaped badge." 83 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:39,731 Enjoy! 84 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,741 Ooh! I've never seen this one. 85 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,149 Ah. Vacation. 86 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:04,022 No crime, no guns. 87 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,811 Briggs, there goes that cute waitress again. 88 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,628 Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. 89 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,699 Don't worry, Carter. 90 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,440 Over the next 3 1/2 hours, I'll help you get with her. 91 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,815 She definitely still likes you. 92 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,511 All you g***t to do is give her a sign. 93 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,491 You know, I think I've seen this one. 94 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,189 Let's go. 95 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,527 O... Kay. 96 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,120 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Nothing romantic here. 97 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,046 Bunch of dudes driving fast, gas fumes, noisy engines. 98 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:38,984 What's that? 99 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,855 Exactly. 100 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,830 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention. 101 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,809 Tonight ain't just any night here at kartin' safari, 102 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,141 'Cause tonight's my 15-year anniversary 103 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,182 To my beautiful Mary-Lee. 104 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,780 Ain't nobody make my engine rev like you, darlin'. 105 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:21,993 I love you, baby! 106 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,998 I love you, Wayne! 107 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,836 In honor of this blessed occasion, 108 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,212 For the rest of the night, it'll be laps fer lovers. 109 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,877 So strap in and snuggle up. 110 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:44,149 Uh, I don't know. It looks pretty tight. 111 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,853 I call driver's seat! 112 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,124 Your turn, stringbean. 113 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,963 Come on, mordecai. Let's hit the track. 114 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,899 Oh! Now, don't be shy. 115 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,235 She won't b***e! Aah! 116 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:06,938 Go ahead, now. Scooch together. 117 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,797 Maybe try putting your arm around him? 118 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,692 Like this? 119 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:35,200 Now pull his leg in. 120 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,396 Uh... I need to go to the bathroom. 121 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,878 Yeah! Take him down! 122 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:52,017 Now, there's a son I can be proud of! 123 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,888 Yeah?