Sweetie.you.wont.believe.it.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:20,583 Pygmy chimpanzees inhabit the Congo woods. 2 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:26,833 They tend to spend most of their time around river banks sharing food, grooming and playing with cubs. 3 00:00:26,833 --> 00:00:28,666 They live in harmony. 4 00:00:28,666 --> 00:00:32,041 But this good nature hides one dirty secret. 5 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:35,958 They are the most sexually addicted primates on planet Earth. 6 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:40,583 It is time when women realize that fishing is something sacred to the men. 7 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,583 Steve Harvey Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man 8 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:53,333 Don’t go fishing in the mountains or elsewhere out of town. It is dangerous. 9 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:58,083 Layla, Aziza and Saya – these are the names of the women who 10 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:01,958 Three friends went camping in the nature but never came back. 11 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:07,208 This is not the only case of missing people over the last year. 12 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:10,333 And this is your news for now. Be safe and good bye. 13 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:15,625 Males, females, younger cubs have promiscuous s***x all day long. 14 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:16,875 Dastan? 15 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:19,083 Dastan? 16 00:01:19,791 --> 00:01:20,416 Dastan? 17 00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:21,166 Yeah. 18 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,375 - Did you get everything? - Yes, I g***t it. One minute. 19 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:27,875 - How about Zhilkaidar? - You kidding me? 20 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:31,916 - Why? This is my uncle’s name. - You can’t even pick a name for your child. 21 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:37,125 - It can’t be super hard to pick a name. - Why are you only talking man names? How about Aisulu? 22 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,041 Next. 23 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,291 - Maybe Sarah? - Arsen ... 24 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:44,708 You dumb? What if we have a girl? Are you going to name her Arsen? 25 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:49,750 - I’m thinking. Why don’t you think of a name? - I’m doing it. Anel, maybe? 26 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,750 ANEL Cashier 27 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,916 - Nah, this is a dumb name. - You are wacky! 28 00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:56,958 - Wait, I g***t another call. - What? Wait! No ... 29 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,625 - Hello? My name is Madina. - Nah, Madina is a lame name. 30 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,083 - Sorry ... - No, I’m not talking to you, sorry. 31 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,583 I’m calling from Center Credit bank. You are four days past due. 32 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:08,333 - Yes, yes, yes. - The loan has to be paid today. 33 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,708 - You’re already charged interest. Are you aware? - Yes. 34 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:14,958 - Fine. - Return the debt or the bank will take enforcement action. 35 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:17,000 - Yes, fine. I get it. - Your credit story already deteriorating. Do you need this? 36 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,583 It looks like you want trouble, right? You took the money, right? 37 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:22,166 - Fine ... ОК! I get it! - Why don’t you return it? Are you a man or not? 38 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:25,250 - Fine! - Return the money to the bank. Good bye. 39 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,500 Bitch! 40 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,416 Bitch! 41 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,166 Bitch! 42 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:32,750 Bitch! 43 00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:34,333 What did you say? 44 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,916 - It’s not for you. - Who are you talking to? 45 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,166 Not for you either. 46 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:41,791 47 800. Cash or credit card? 47 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:44,041 Maybe my kidney will work? 48 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,375 Do you want me to give you my liver for a change? 49 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:54,375 - Maybe Leyla? - Are you thinking of your ex? When did you see her? 50 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,958 - This just came to my mind. - Nothing good comes to your mind. 51 00:02:57,958 --> 00:03:00,000 I do everything myself. Everything. 52 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:03,625 - Let’s call her Saule. - Nah, this is too old-fashioned. 53 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:09,166 - Do you have something against my mom? 54 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,291 We keep calling her aunt Sveta... 55 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:19,458 - You dumb? - I g***t confused ... 56 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,958 I like Saule. Fine, let’s call her Saule. 57 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:25,875 You said my mom’s name is old-fashioned on purpose. 58 00:03:25,875 --> 00:03:28,166 - Why would I say it on purpose? - Because you hate her. 59 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,500 - I don’t hate her. - You hate her! 60 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,791 - I don’t hate! - You hate! 61 00:03:31,791 --> 00:03:33,458 - I like her. - You don’t! 62 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:34,625 - I like her a lot! - No! 63 00:03:34,958 --> 00:03:36,291 - I even love her! - You don’t ! 64 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:37,583 I love your mother! 65 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:58,708 What? 66 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:02,208 Why are you shouting? 67 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:04,583 Come on ... 68 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,375 Shout at your pregnant wife. 69 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,250 Did I shout? 70 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:11,541 You just did. 71 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:16,791 - I was calm asking. - No you were not calm. You know better how you did it. 72 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,583 I asked: "What?" 73 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:20,833 Sort of like "What’s up?" like this. 74 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:21,916 No, not like this. 75 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:23,250 I’m calm 76 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,208 No you are not. 77 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,625 I’m very calm. 78 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,958 You men are all the same. You always hide something. 79 00:04:46,958 --> 00:04:47,791 No, not all. 80 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:48,666 You all the same! 81 00:04:48,666 --> 00:04:49,250 I’m not like them. 82 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,250 You are! 83 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:50,750 I ** not. 84 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:51,750 You are! 85 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,625 What?! 86 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:57,791 Dastan, what takes you so long? Hurry up! 87 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:17,083 Do I ride you? ** I squeezing you dry? 88 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,166 ** I a hellcat to you? 89 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,500 ** I talking to a wall or something? 90 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:26,833 At least think of your future baby. 91 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:30,708 How many times did I ask you to talk to the neighbor to stop 92 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:32,916 Can you man up? Do you have balls or not? 93 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:40,750 Your collectors keep calling me. I’m sick of them. Deal with 94 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:50,625 We put them in a jar and then take them out one by one. It is easier to pick from two, right? 95 00:05:51,541 --> 00:05:53,083 Das, what do you think? 96 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:55,583 Das? 97 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,083 - Das? - I’m going fishing tomorrow. Night-night. 98 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,250 What?! 99 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:23,958 Are you leaving me in the most important moment of my life? Scumbag! 100 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:25,375 Don’t worry! I’ll be back on time! 101 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:27,791 You lost! Hi, Zhanna! 102 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:31,291 Screw you! How can you chill when you man is a scammer? 103 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,416 Just don’t give birth today and it all will be fine. 104 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,291 It’s not fine already! 105 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,791 Why you so loud? Aitugan is awake already! 106 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:39,958 I love you. Bye. 107 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:42,958 I will tell our kid how you left us! 108 00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:44,541 No need. 109 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,375 Let’s go, let’s go. 110 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:55,958 I lost one grand. I thought you would come up with something 111 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,708 "I washed my head, it is too late" 112 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,625 "Zhanna locked me in" 113 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:02,000 When did this ever happen? 114 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,291 Do you want me to show you the texts? 115 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,375 Who gathered you all? 116 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,958 Forget the past. Onward to the adventures! 117 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:12,000 Are we really going fishing? 118 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:13,041 Yes. 119 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,583 I thought it was a fake excuse for Zhanna. 120 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:16,875 What? 121 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,041 We never fished before. 122 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:21,333 We’ll learn. I have everything with me. Look here, in the back. Look... 123 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:24,541 d***n, Arman! 124 00:07:25,125 --> 00:07:27,333 Couldn’t you just clean it all up? 125 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:30,666 Those are damaged goods. Such a pity to throw them away. 126 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,833 And I couldn’t send those to my home village.. They won’t understand this gift. 127 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:38,000 Let’s listen to some music. 128 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,875 Yo, bro, I think he never found your horses. 129 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:40,166 No. He is here. I can smell him. 130 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,708 He is hiding here. 131 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,291 Hey, Peetok,...