Men.In.Black.3.2012.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,588 Well, well, Boris the Animal has a visitor. 3 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,056 I guess one every 40 years is okay. 4 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:08,561 It's a cake. 5 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,828 I decide what it is. 6 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,935 Looks like some kind of cake. 7 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:20,841 She's clean. Well, not clean, but you know... 8 00:01:57,884 --> 00:01:59,613 Oh, God. 9 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,427 Boris the Animal... 10 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,462 ...you've g***t a visitor. 11 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,995 It's just Boris. 12 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,841 Your letters have been a soul-nourishing... 13 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,010 ...tonic. 14 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,639 And you are much more... 15 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:34,344 ...unconventionally handsome than your photos. 16 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,127 This ain't a conjugal visit. 17 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:47,664 So quit your conjugating. 18 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:52,132 When's the last time you conjugated anything? 19 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,631 I see you've brought me a treat, darling. 20 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,937 Would you mind cutting this up for us? It's a special day. 21 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,742 I'm a romantic like that. 22 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,486 Oh, I wouldn't do that. 23 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,513 Why's that? 24 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:10,243 It'll ruin your figure. 25 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:57,533 You complete me. 26 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,414 The big one. 27 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,720 Boris! You promised to take me with you! 28 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:25,955 We had a deal! 29 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,325 Obadiah Price. 30 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:35,132 Yes. I did make you a promise. 31 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,446 Wait. I smell something. 32 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,190 You can't win, Boris. 33 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,155 Let's agree to disagree. 34 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,261 There's too many of us. 35 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,161 Rather hot in here. Mind if I open a window? 36 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:23,085 Sorry, darling. We did love the cake. 37 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:49,375 Let's rewrite history, shall we, K? 38 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:11,036 Good afternoon. 39 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,900 Please give your attention to my associate, Agent J. 40 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,701 He's going to demonstrate an electro-biomechanical... 41 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,504 ...neural-transmitting, zero-synapse repositioner. 42 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:20,873 We call it the neuralyzer. 43 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,345 - Keep it simple, slick. - Thanks a lot. 44 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,607 Thank you, Agent K. 45 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,082 Ladies and gentlemen, if you will look right here. 46 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:33,820 You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your phone off? 47 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:37,224 You're like, "I ain't turning it off. Has nothing to do with a plane." 48 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,797 Well, this is what we get. That's what happens. 49 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,197 It gets up there, bounces around on the satellites and: 50 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,768 Just turn your d***n phone off. 51 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:48,236 Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work. 52 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,442 Check the composition of the fuel units and surface deposits. 53 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:53,977 I wanna know who was driving. 54 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,579 Yes, sir. 55 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,943 - What are you gonna say tonight? - Don't worry. 56 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,948 No, I'm very worried. This is important. 57 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:02,815 - I'm hungry. You hungry? - K. 58 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,651 Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat. 59 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:09,158 I think I just saw a tooth in that thing. Or a claw. Or a hoof. 60 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:10,818 Thanks, Manny. 61 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,488 That does not belong in a pita, it belongs in a casket. 62 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,894 What would go good with this would be silence. 63 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:17,228 See, here's the problem. 64 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,563 You can't smell it... 65 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,798 ...because your nose already smells like that, but my nose doesn't. 66 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:26,001 Silence goes good with a lot of things. Ever try or is talking how you breathe? 67 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,840 Just say you hate me. Don't take it out on the car. 68 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,414 Let me enjoy this. 69 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,175 Whoa, enjoyment. 70 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:35,752 So that's what enjoyment looks like on that face. I like that emotion. 71 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,117 I keep emotion out of it. 72 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,785 Out of what, K? Life? 73 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,595 You don't wanna run it by me? 74 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,698 - Let me know what you'll say? - Don't worry. 75 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,300 Oh, no, I'm worried. Very worried. 76 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,869 It's the man's eulogy. You have to show some feeling. 77 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:55,605 That thing people do when they change their facial expression? 78 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,841 I worked with Zed for 40 years. A hell of an agent. 79 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:01,946 And I have written a hell of a speech for him. 80 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,513 People will be moved. 81 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,502 And now a few words from Agent K. 82 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,906 I worked with Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time... 83 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,703 ...he never invited me to dinner. 84 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:35,639 He never asked me to his house to watch a game. 85 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:39,883 He never shared a single detail of his personal life. 86 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,315 Yeah, he was weird. 87 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:48,724 Thank you. 88 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,927 And now we will hear from our new chief, Agent O. 89 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,398 Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving. 90 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,697 - That was your eulogy? - He was a good man. 91 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,000 Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms. 92 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:07,175 When I told the Finucian Zyglot about Zed's passing... 93 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,576 ...she said something that I'm going to repeat. 94 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,811 And I'm paraphrasing. 95 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,432 That's just so Zed. 96 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,634 Thank you. 97 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:53,318 You lose something over here, Hondo? 98 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:57,087 Can you promise, if I go first, you'll do better than that at my funeral? 99 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,288 You know, something like: 100 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,330 "J was a friend. 101 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,492 Now there's a big part of me that's gone. 102 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,003 Oh, J, all the things that I should have said... 103 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,438 ...except I was too old... 104 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,407 ...and craggy and surly... 105 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,842 ...and just tight. I was too... 106 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,572 ...tight. 107 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:20,651 I'm gonna just miss your caramel-brown skin." 108 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,515 I'll wing something. 109 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:28,624 K, it's O. We have reports of several humans suffering from... 110 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,524 ...intestinal worms of alien origin. 111 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:32,755 Thank you, O. 112 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,096 How did you get to be like you? 113 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:38,031 Something happened, K. What happened? 114 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,301 You know how I live such a happy life? 115 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,331 How you live such a happy life? 116 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:46,442 I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to. 117 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,179 That's deep. 118 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,723 Jeffrey. 119 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:05,327 Do I know you? 120 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:10,000 Your services are legendary. So says your father, Obadiah. 121 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,833 You were in Lunar-Max. 122 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,565 There is no prison that can hold me. 123 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:19,143 Cool for you. What do you need from me, man? 124 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,573 The device. 125 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:25,349 I'm going back in time to kill a man before he takes my arm. 126 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,766 K, J! 127 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,529 So happy to see you. Mr. Wu get you your regular table? 128 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,104 You no hungry? 129 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,373 Show us the tanks, Wu. 130 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,775 Oh, sure, sure. You look. Very fresh. 131 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,714 Show us the tanks in the back. 132 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,189 So sorry. No speak English. You come back later, okay? 133 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,621 Save the chop-socky bullshit for the tourists, Wu. 134 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,391 Hey,...