Police.Academy.2.Their.First.Assignment.1985.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,970 Evening. 2 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:18,090 Hello. Hello. 3 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,720 - Hello. - Hello. 4 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,430 - Hello. Hello. - Hello. 5 00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:25,890 - Hello. - Hello... 6 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:30,360 Hello. Hello. 7 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,930 Give it to me! 8 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,800 - Eight bucks? - Business is slow. 9 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:44,970 Get a new business or move out of the neighborhood! 10 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:06,060 - Come on. - Hey, take that! Pig! 11 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,670 Get your hands off me! 12 00:04:17,650 --> 00:04:20,450 So ** I ever gonna get an answer out of you guys? 13 00:04:20,450 --> 00:04:23,620 - Well, sir.... - Well. 14 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:26,990 - Congratulations, captain. - What is it now, chief? 15 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,080 Oh. lt's official. 16 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,420 This is now the worst precinct in the entire city. 17 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:36,960 Would you look at this? Burglary, up 36 percent. 18 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,880 Armed robbery, up 20 percent. 19 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,680 Vandalism, up 44 percent. 20 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,970 Sir, I think if you'll check, burglary is up 48 percent. 21 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:48,470 There. You hear that? 22 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:50,930 - Who are you? - Mauser, sir. M as in "man"... 23 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,980 - ...A-U-S as in "Sam"... - Shut up and sit down, Mauser. 24 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:57,610 - He didn't ask for your biography. - E-R, sir. 25 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,820 Look, Hurst, what do you expect? 26 00:04:59,820 --> 00:05:04,620 You cut my budget, you cut my staff. I g***t nothing to work with. 27 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:08,540 Look around! These guys are old. They're tired. 28 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:11,120 They just can't cut it anymore. 29 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,460 Maybe they need a new captain, Lassard. 30 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:17,790 The mayor wants results. You remember the mayor? 31 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:21,170 She wants something done about this. What do you propose? 32 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:24,680 Take your nose out of my business, go to the mayor's office... 33 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,040 ...and put it where it usually is. 34 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:33,850 You have exactly 30 days to turn this precinct around, or you are out. 35 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:37,310 Do you understand me? Thirty days and that's it! 36 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,150 I need at least a dozen new men. 37 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:44,200 - You can have six. - Well, thank you! 38 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,310 You better get started. 39 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,660 MAUSER: Excuse me, captain. 40 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:53,060 Get me the police academy. I wanna speak to my brother. 41 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,010 Sir. Chief. 42 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:07,810 Sir, if I may be so bold, I would like to apologize... 43 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:12,770 ...for Captain Lassard's remark about your nose being up the mayor's.... 44 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:17,900 Chief, l've g***t some new ideas on how to run this precinct. 45 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:22,030 - Oh, l'll bet you do, Mauser. - Long-range plans, sir... 46 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:24,860 ...planning steps, deployment. 47 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:29,660 See, sir, it's really a question of leadership that works. 48 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:34,120 Lassard's g***t 30 days. 49 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,920 If he should blow it, the job is yours. 50 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,340 I fully understand, sir. 51 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,680 Mauser, you are the most incredible a***s-kisser I have ever seen. 52 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:51,490 Thank you very much, sir. I do my best. 53 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:03,400 She must be out to lunch. Police academy. 54 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,780 Hello. Eric Lassard, please. 55 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:09,280 This is Commandant Eric Lassard speaking. 56 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,910 - Eric, this is Pete. - Pete? 57 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:13,880 - Your brother. - Pete! 58 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:18,460 How very, very nice of you to call. How's my baby brother? 59 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:21,750 Just fine, Eric. Actually, not too good. 60 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,900 Oh, what's up? Oh, uh.... 61 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,900 Eric, I've g***t a problem here. 62 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:31,800 Yeah, we all have our little problems. 63 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,310 Yeah, but this one is serious. 64 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,770 I hope you haven't g***t a girl into trouble. 65 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:40,980 No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men. 66 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,980 I guess there are places you could go.... 67 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:48,110 - Certain bars and so on. - Eric, what are you talking about? 68 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,110 Does Margaret know about this? 69 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:54,280 Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits. 70 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:58,160 Oh, well, that's easy. 71 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:02,960 We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy. 72 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,460 Come on. Come on. Double time. Double time. 73 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:09,170 Pick it up. Move it. Move it. 74 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:13,850 Come on! Move it! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 75 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,140 Now, Brian, I want you to go straight to class today. 76 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:24,310 - Why should I? - Because I said so. 77 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,360 - Big deal. - You mind your manners, mister. 78 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:32,160 - I don't have to, bird face. - That does it. You're in trouble. 79 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:37,110 Oh, l'm just really scared. 80 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,840 - Can I help you, ma'**? - Yes, officer. 81 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,550 My son Brian is always late for school. Could you speak to him? 82 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:53,350 - Perhaps give him a little scare? - Certainly, ma'**. 83 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,310 Hi, Brian. 84 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,390 It's almost 0800 hours. Time to deploy for school. 85 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,150 I'll go when I'm ready. 86 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:08,350 You're ready now, mister. 87 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:15,850 TACKLEBERRY: Now move it! Move it! Move it! 88 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:20,140 - Thank you, officer. - No problem, ma'**. 89 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:27,210 - It's really no better than television. - I wouldn't know. 90 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:29,230 I never watch television. 91 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:32,550 Personally, I don't even own a television. 92 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,560 Hungry, Diane? 93 00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:18,600 For God's sakes, Michael, just take me home. 94 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,720 [TONY WARREN'S "DIRTY WORK" PLAYS OVER RADIO] 95 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,060 Somebody's g***t to do it 96 00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,290 It's dirty work 97 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:28,530 It's dirty work 98 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:32,280 Somebody g***t Somebody g***t to do it 99 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,830 Somebody's g***t to do it 100 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,410 Hi. How are you? 101 00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:43,290 I must be crazy To do the things l do 102 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:47,420 Workin' all this overtime Takin' care of you 103 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,380 One tough assignment Keepin' you in line 104 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:55,510 Every time l turn around You're playin' with my mind 105 00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:58,410 All the things you put me through 106 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,600 lt's a full-time job loving you Oh 107 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,560 It's dirty work Somebody's g***t to do it 108 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,020 It's dirty work 109 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:13,820 You know somebody Somebody's g***t to do it 110 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,860 - Hey, Tim. - Mahoney, what's happening? 111 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,570 - How you doing? - All right! 112 00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:21,030 - Listen, Tim, I g***t a problem. - What's that? 113 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:23,870 - There's some guy ripping up my beach. - No! 114 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,330 - Yeah. - Who was it? 115 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,710 You! 116 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,710 - Listen, Tim. Do me a favor. - You g***t it! 117 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,880 - Get off the beach. - You don't g***t it! 118 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:36,010 - Come on, Tim, be a good boy. - No way! Out, guys! 119 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,090 So long, fuzz ball! 120 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:41,890 It's dirty work But somebody's g***t to do it 121 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:43,260 It's dirty work 122 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:45,850 You know that Somebody's g***t to care 123 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:50,230 It's dirty work It ain't easy 124 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,560 It's dirty work 125 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:56,360 You know somebody Somebody's g***t to do it 126 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:08,940 G***t to do it 127 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:17,520 Never fool with a fuzz ball. 128 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:26,020 It's a real pleasure to welcome you men, and you, to the 16th Precinct. 129 00:12:27,560...