Serena.The.Sexplorer.2015.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:19,040 Is that you, my prince charming? 2 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,860 You expecting someone else? 3 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,620 Oh, no, never. 4 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:26,600 You look amazing, baby. 5 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,220 But can I make one suggestion? 6 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:30,780 Sure. 7 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:39,280 I had a feeling that would be your suggestion. 8 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,940 Can you guess my next one? 9 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:43,340 Guess mine. 10 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,900 I need your love. 11 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:13,640 I've g***t to have it. I need your love. 12 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:18,520 I've g***t to feel it. I want your touch. 13 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:20,680 I've g***t to have it. 14 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,340 I need your love. 15 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,300 I've g***t to feel it. Hold me close. 16 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,140 Big look down. 17 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:35,860 Won't you go? 18 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,780 Let's cruise, go, go, go. 19 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,240 I want your love. 20 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:52,020 I've g***t to have it. I need your love. 21 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:56,840 I've g***t to have it. I want your touch. 22 00:01:57,260 --> 00:02:03,980 I've g***t to have it. I need your love. I've g***t to have it. 23 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:33,430 Have a new So let it go 24 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:38,330 Now watch it grow 25 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:44,870 I want your love 26 00:02:44,870 --> 00:02:51,690 I've g***t to have it I need your love I've g***t to play 27 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:54,580 Your turn. 28 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,580 I've g***t to have it. 29 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,580 This is Galactic Explorer 69. 30 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,580 My landing was successful. 31 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,300 Very well, 69. 32 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,080 For the sake of the Earthlings, I will call you Serena while you're on their 33 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,740 planet. As you wish, oh Supreme Mistress. 34 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:20,460 May I now learn the reason of my travels? Very well. 35 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:29,520 24 Earth hours to engage in their s***x secrets. 36 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,820 The knowledge that you bring back to Deltan is imperative. 37 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:38,700 Without it, our civilization will not survive another light year. 38 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,860 I do not understand. 39 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:47,180 Don't stop f***g for the next 24 Earth hours. 40 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:49,820 Oh, I like that. 41 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,460 This is Serena signing off. 42 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,790 Watching us through the window. 43 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:16,710 Who 44 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:24,130 are 45 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:25,730 you? I'm Serena. 46 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:26,990 I come in peace. 47 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:28,690 Is this some kind of joke? 48 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:30,170 What is a joke? 49 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,329 It's nothing. 50 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,990 I'm Mark, and this is my friend Cindy. 51 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:34,230 Your friend? 52 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:36,750 Nice outfit, by the way. 53 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:38,330 Thank you. 54 00:05:38,690 --> 00:05:39,850 That was a joke. 55 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,590 Another joke? 56 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:43,930 Do you Earthlings do this a lot? 57 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:45,330 Yes, we do, Serena. 58 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:47,130 So, where do you come from? 59 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,170 I come from Deltron, third planet in the first galaxy. 60 00:05:50,570 --> 00:05:52,190 It is outside your solar system. 61 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,550 Of course it is. 62 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:57,730 So, like, what are you doing here? 63 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:00,090 I've come to learn from you Earthlings. 64 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:03,750 Okay, that's it. This chick's crazy. I'm calling 911. 65 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,450 Is that another joke? 66 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:06,910 Hold on, let's just play along. 67 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:07,869 It's going to be fun. 68 00:06:07,870 --> 00:06:11,390 So, Serena, do you have any special powers or... 69 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,400 Special powers. Yeah. 70 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,420 Like, can you make yourself disappear? 71 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,460 Hmm. I cannot do that. 72 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,000 But I can do this. 73 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Whoa! 74 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,499 That's unbelievable. 75 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,500 That's amazing. 76 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,000 May I begin learning now? 77 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,720 I don't know. May she? 78 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:30,720 Why the hell not, sir? 79 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,700 Really? Yeah. 80 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,180 It's a woman's prerogative to change minds. 81 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,440 That's why I love you, babe. Mm -hmm. 82 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,320 kitty kitty kitty 83 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,000 Come over here, my baby chickbang. 84 00:07:22,260 --> 00:07:26,300 Oh, kiss your pink cat's paws. 85 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:33,280 And rub your belly with my cheek. 86 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:37,620 Oh, my alley cat kitty. 87 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,460 P***y, p***y, meenoo. 88 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,540 My baby chickbang. 89 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,240 P***y chickbang. 90 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,000 P***y p***y Batman. 91 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,800 P***y p***y Batman. 92 00:07:57,380 --> 00:07:59,480 P***y p***y Batman. 93 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:03,240 P***y p***y Batman. 94 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,800 P***y p***y Batman. 95 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,540 P***y p***y Batman. 96 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,060 P***y p***y Batman. 97 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:16,020 Oh p***y. 98 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,300 P***y p***y. 99 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:24,430 Oh, I 100 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:30,830 love you, little big 101 00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:31,830 p***y. 102 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:35,850 You'll be here, my little kitty cat. 103 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:40,370 Oh, yeah. 104 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:17,270 Look at those big green eyes. 105 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,760 Cute little bird that sings, but none. 106 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,980 Come over here, my p***y. 107 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,320 Meow. 108 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,480 Let's get in the cat nest. 109 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,120 Aw. 110 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,920 That's it. 111 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:37,220 Bounce that fur ball into my sweet hugged up lip. 112 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,550 Thank you. 113 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,210 Oh, this is an emergency. 114 00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:32,630 I must take this. 115 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:34,590 No. 116 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:36,130 No. 117 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:53,710 Serena, sorry to keep you waiting. My servants were misbehaving again, and I 118 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:54,770 to teach them a lesson. 119 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,990 You're the best teacher I know, Supreme Mistress. 120 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,420 Too bad it doesn't result in procreation. 121 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,180 Oh, you're so kind. 122 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,420 I just called to report back. 123 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:10,960 I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual intercourse, and it seems to be quite 124 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:15,220 gratifying. In fact, it's extremely exciting. 125 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:19,440 That's good news, Serena. And are you learning anything? 126 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,080 Oh, yes. 127 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,500 I've learned this thing called joking. 128 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,060 But I haven't quite figured it out yet. 129 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:29,170 Is that all you've learned? 130 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:34,330 I've also learned that the male species has something that gravely resembles our 131 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:35,330 communication devices. 132 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,090 Do you mean our dildometer? 133 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:39,510 Yes. 134 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:42,530 Only theirs are much larger. 135 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:46,510 Interesting. I couldn't imagine why they would need to be larger. 136 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:50,890 Until this morning, Supreme Mistress, neither could I. 137 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:55,470 Well, keep up the good work and get back to me when you've learned more. 138 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,450 Serena signing off. 139 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,100 Calls you a sweetheart, but naked, playing a pot. 140 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:34,300 40 men calls you a hooker, grabs a city, wants to f***k her. You want us, but not 141 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,299 that way. 142 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:40,160 This old fart wants to be jaded. Calling his d***k a monster's thing. 143 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,740 Bet a crap shoe, he's a Hollywood star. 144 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,800 Giddy with blinds and a zoo. 145 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,820 Do you run with the Lesbo group? 146 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:51,980 You're as the dog sits at home while you're out. 147 00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:53,350 F***g too long. 148 00:12:53,510 --> 00:12:58,250 Now you see the p***o flick. 149 00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:03,630 Hot and horny, you wish you'd lick your pinky toe that you call d***k. 150 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,410 Busting out of that push -up bar. 151 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,270 Let's do it right here. 152 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,180 I need to use the shower. 153 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,520 Oh, is this clean up another one of those jokes? 154 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,600 Are you for real? 155 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,960 Yes, I believe I **. 156 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,660 Is this liquid used in clean up? 157 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,560...