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1 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:36,121 BURT: My name is Burt Gummer. And I have been called many things. 2 00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:40,196 Gun enthusiast, monster-hunter, doomsday-prepper. 3 00:00:40,196 --> 00:00:41,764 I reject all these labels. 4 00:00:41,764 --> 00:00:44,164 What I ** is a survivalist. 5 00:00:44,164 --> 00:00:46,893 I have scoured the dirt and dust of Nevada and Mexico, 6 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:52,665 putting my life on the line to hunt super-size subterranean man-eating predators called Graboids. 7 00:00:52,665 --> 00:00:56,903 Using a combination of local knowledge, intuition and firepower, 8 00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:58,938 I have managed to control this deadly species, 9 00:00:58,938 --> 00:01:00,949 and keep them confined to the Northern Hemisphere. 10 00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:02,717 Join me. 11 00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:06,687 As I enter into and beneath the Sands of Hell. 12 00:01:08,014 --> 00:01:11,851 1500 hours. Moving through the desert of Perfection, Nevada. 13 00:01:11,851 --> 00:01:13,897 Ground zero for war with the Graboids. 14 00:01:13,897 --> 00:01:17,193 For those of you newcomers, who don't have a clue about Graboids, 15 00:01:17,523 --> 00:01:18,934 let me bring you up to speed. 16 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:21,928 The Graboid is a vicious subterranean predator, 17 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:25,202 about 30 feet in length with a semi-rigid internal structure. 18 00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:27,333 It senses its prey seismically, 19 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:31,237 and employs three powerful, snake-like o***l tentacles 20 00:01:31,237 --> 00:01:34,782 to ensnare its prey, and pull it into the Graboid's gullet. 21 00:01:34,782 --> 00:01:36,818 It is not a pleasant venue. 22 00:01:36,818 --> 00:01:38,580 Trust me. I have been there. 23 00:01:38,978 --> 00:01:42,851 If that weren't enough, Graboids give birth to three ugly spawn we call Shriekers. 24 00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:49,122 Short, squat, and blind bipedal bad boys that sense and hunt their prey using infrared sensors. 25 00:01:49,122 --> 00:01:53,293 These, in turn, give rise to the A***s Blaster, a winged, predatory carnivore 26 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:56,169 which uses a mixture of volatile chemicals in its... 27 00:01:56,562 --> 00:01:58,231 (CLEARS THROAT) ...nether regions 28 00:01:58,231 --> 00:02:01,039 to blast into the air and swoop down upon its victims. 29 00:02:01,401 --> 00:02:04,571 A***s Blasters carry eggs that hatch and become new Graboids, 30 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:06,739 beginning this hellish cycle anew. 31 00:02:06,739 --> 00:02:11,211 I have survived a great many skirmishes with Graboids, 32 00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:13,757 along with their Shrieker and A***s Blaster kin. 33 00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:17,150 And that makes me uniquely qualified 34 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,823 to teach you how to survive whatever life throws at you. 35 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:24,561 And remember, life and survival 36 00:02:24,957 --> 00:02:26,402 starts here. 37 00:02:27,894 --> 00:02:29,373 (RATTLING) 38 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:33,166 Who's hungry? 39 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:55,955 - BASSON: What're you doing? - (SHUSHING) 40 00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,659 Shut your blow hole. 41 00:02:58,591 --> 00:02:59,831 I ** tracking. 42 00:03:01,761 --> 00:03:03,104 You feel that? 43 00:03:03,329 --> 00:03:05,698 The only thing you're going to feel is my boot in your bum. 44 00:03:05,698 --> 00:03:07,607 Yeah, good luck, with that gimp leg of yours. 45 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:09,469 This place is gut boring. 46 00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:13,139 Yeah. And I ** tired, and I ** starving. 47 00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:16,115 And the only thing we have seen all day is a pack of spotted hyena. 48 00:03:16,115 --> 00:03:18,051 JOHAN: Yeah, it's just the nature of things, boet. 49 00:03:18,051 --> 00:03:21,889 Yeah, well, talking about nature, I ** going to drop the kids off at the pool. 50 00:03:23,716 --> 00:03:26,128 Looking northwest, over the Highveld. 51 00:03:26,486 --> 00:03:30,565 All those reports about exotic animals, there's no wildlife here. 52 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:34,267 Well, speaking of wildlife, I wonder if my wife's going to come back to me. 53 00:03:34,267 --> 00:03:37,664 If she's g***t brains, definitely not. 54 00:03:37,664 --> 00:03:40,370 BASSON: You're a complete and utter idiot. 55 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,978 I mean, I ** hurting here. I ** in pain. 56 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:45,716 And you mock me. 57 00:03:49,342 --> 00:03:51,911 Basson. You hear that? 58 00:03:51,911 --> 00:03:53,922 I didn't hear anything. I ** in conference. 59 00:03:53,922 --> 00:03:55,648 It's right here. Here, here, here, here. 60 00:03:55,648 --> 00:03:57,250 (RUMBLING) 61 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:06,799 - Whoa! - Whoa! 62 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,195 (GRUNTING) 63 00:04:09,195 --> 00:04:10,501 (SCREAMS) 64 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,407 Basson? 65 00:04:21,507 --> 00:04:23,316 Dreyer! 66 00:04:25,044 --> 00:04:26,284 That's a long drop. 67 00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:28,282 Didn't you see this gigantic hole? 68 00:04:28,282 --> 00:04:30,688 I think I broke my butt. 69 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:32,155 I ** going to grab a rope. 70 00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,584 (FLUTTERING) 71 00:05:33,012 --> 00:05:34,012 Bro! 72 00:05:36,782 --> 00:05:38,625 I ** coming, man, relax. 73 00:05:39,018 --> 00:05:40,653 - Basson? - Yeah? 74 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:41,754 I ** going to throw this rope down. 75 00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:43,756 You grab onto it, I ** going to pull you up, all right? 76 00:05:43,756 --> 00:05:46,496 Hurry up. There's something down here. 77 00:05:49,161 --> 00:05:50,196 Okay, grab the rope. 78 00:05:50,196 --> 00:05:52,732 Get me out of here, there's something down here. Just get me out of here. 79 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:55,142 Yeah, probably my ex-wife, Teresa. 80 00:05:55,142 --> 00:05:56,569 Pull! 81 00:05:56,569 --> 00:05:58,342 Yeah, just help me out man, come on. 82 00:06:03,643 --> 00:06:04,917 You need to lose some weight. 83 00:06:09,282 --> 00:06:12,491 Get me out of here. I ** pissing myself. 84 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,733 (SCREAMING) 85 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,974 (SHRIEKING) 86 00:06:26,132 --> 00:06:27,967 (BASSON SCREAMING) 87 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,341 Basson! 88 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:36,076 Basson! 89 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:55,304 (TINKLING) 90 00:07:17,383 --> 00:07:18,384 Whoo! 91 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:25,028 107 degrees Fahrenheit. 92 00:07:25,558 --> 00:07:27,231 Hello, Nevada. 93 00:07:27,526 --> 00:07:29,472 Oh, yeah. 94 00:08:23,983 --> 00:08:26,619 BURT: Everything tastes better outdoors. 95 00:08:26,619 --> 00:08:30,156 However, if one wants to enjoy a source of sustenance out here, 96 00:08:30,156 --> 00:08:35,528 one has to seize the culinary initiative when it rears its ugly head. 97 00:08:36,162 --> 00:08:38,506 So, let's review. 98 00:08:38,506 --> 00:08:41,133 It took me 50 minutes to build this improvised clay oven. 99 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:45,571 Thirty-two minutes to fire up the scrub wood, heat the interior, 100 00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:48,674 feed in that snake and seal the door. 101 00:08:48,674 --> 00:08:54,551 Now we wait as this little baby turns snake into snack. 102 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:47,267 Whoa! That's hot! 103 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:48,783 Ah! 104 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:51,581 And voilá! 105 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:57,986 One sizzling, succulent piece of pure protein. 106 00:09:57,986 --> 00:09:59,445 (INHALES) Whoo! 107 00:09:59,445 --> 00:10:04,917 And you can bet that Burt's Bullseye Brand Cactus Juice Marinade 108 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:11,057 will eradicate any trace of that "tastes like chicken" residue. 109 00:10:17,696 --> 00:10:20,540 Who the hell are you? 110 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,807 Yowza! 111 00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:24,876 Smells like chicken. 112 00:10:26,906 --> 00:10:29,147 There he is. Huh? 113 00:10:29,842 --> 00:10:31,644 The man, the myth, the legend. 114 00:10:31,644 --> 00:10:36,148 Burt effing Gummer. Travis B. Welker. Sorry, sir. I should have told you that. 115 00:10:36,148 --> 00:10:38,317 Don't mean to be all stalkery, but I have been a big fan of yours 116 00:10:38,317 --> 00:10:40,397 since your Y2K conspiracy series. 117 00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:41,958 Well, I guess that's a wrap. 118 00:10:42,321 --> 00:10:45,996 Maintain position, Riley. It's not Miller Time, yet. 119 00:10:45,996 --> 00:10:47,126 He's all yours, buddy boy. 120 00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:52,998 Your gear's piled over there. And thanks for the Vegas gig. What Vegas gig? 121 00:10:52,998 --> 00:10:55,543 The Real Housewives of Las Vegas. 122 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:57,203 You can't just adiós on me! 123 00:10:57,670 --> 00:11:01,540 It's a union gig, pension and health. So... 124 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:05,012 That is your new camera guy, and, well, he comes highly recommended. 125 00:11:05,411 --> 00:11:07,220 Lots of time in the eyepiece. 126 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:10,653 BURT: You're officially AWOL, mister. 127 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:13,552 So, I take it he didn't give you my resume? (SCOFFS) 128 00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,692 All right, I g***t something for you here. 129 00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:18,691 This is called a digital file. 130 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,193 It's going to speak to my awesome capabilities. 131 00:11:21,193 -->...