New.Kids.Turbo.2010.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT] Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:16,832 That f***g butterfly. 2 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:49,249 So what, dude! It's not my bike. 3 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:51,915 I stole it from that c***t. 4 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:55,957 That homo on Horzik Street. The short, cross-eyed one. 5 00:02:56,291 --> 00:02:58,915 Dude, I told him not to ride on my street. 6 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:01,249 And what does he do? He does it anyway. 7 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:04,624 So I see him coming as I'm waiting in the bushes. Dude, I jump out... 8 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,499 That's my grill, c***t! 9 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,249 It's all bent! Do you know how much that costs? 10 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,749 It's all good. 11 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,207 I don't feel anything. 12 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:32,790 I'm doing great! 13 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,207 I'm hungry. 14 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:42,124 Just as the economy seemed to be recovering... 15 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,707 ...we're looking at yet another bad forecast. 16 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:47,415 Economists predict a second, even bigger crisis... 17 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,957 ...named 'The Black Hole', which will mainly affect this region. 18 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:53,207 Difficult times may be ahead for the people of Brabant. 19 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:57,249 I'll keep you informed. I'm Peter Vernhout, reporting from's Hertogenbosch... 20 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,082 Look at this. 21 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,957 Jody Bernal's coming to Maaskantje! 22 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,582 Who would go and see that? 23 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,999 Que si, que no! 24 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,290 Such a homo. 25 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:14,999 Two grizzly's, noodles, a fried sausage... 26 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:21,332 ...two Ricky Martins with peanut sauce, turkey stick, a Sloppy Joe, 27 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:25,374 ...and a sausage roll, a large order of chicken nuggets... 28 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:27,582 ...and bakpaos. 29 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:31,999 Hey Henk. 30 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:35,124 You forgot my fried chicken! 31 00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:38,249 - You didn't put your order in. - I did, dude. 32 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:40,665 - No, you didn't. - I did. 33 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:43,040 You mongoloid! 34 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:48,249 Truck driver! Honk, honk. 35 00:04:53,541 --> 00:04:54,915 Hey c***t! We're done! 36 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:56,915 We g***t it. 37 00:04:58,250 --> 00:04:59,415 Take care! 38 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:10,374 Hey Robbie, can I have one? 39 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:13,874 Are you kidding me? I haven't eaten all day, c***t! 40 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,582 Seasoned meat. He likes that. 41 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:28,832 Stay away from my nuggets, c***t! 42 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:38,499 Good afternoon gentlemen. What's going on here? 43 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:41,374 We're drinking beer. 44 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:46,957 According to regional law that is prohibited. So hand over those beers, guys. 45 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:48,290 No. 46 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:52,124 Come on guys. Give me those beers or I will have to take you in. 47 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:53,915 Hey dickhead! 48 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,832 - You feel like running? - Excuse me? 49 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:13,832 Nice... 50 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,957 ...it's the weekend. 51 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,290 Bullshit. It's Tuesday, c***t! 52 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:26,915 No dude, it's Sunday! 53 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:36,415 F***k! 54 00:07:46,791 --> 00:07:49,499 Hey! What are you doing? 55 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:53,249 - What? - What are you doing? 56 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,165 Can't... 57 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:58,207 - What? - Easy dude. 58 00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:01,665 I always lift TV's like that. 59 00:08:01,833 --> 00:08:04,040 No worries, dude. I bet... 60 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:08,832 ...it will work when you plug it back in. 61 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,665 - What do you mean 'no worries'? - No, no, no. 62 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,249 I swear. 63 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:14,582 I swear to you! 64 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,499 Hey, homo. 65 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,082 What you're going to do is... 66 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,165 You are going home. 67 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,707 And you're not coming back here. 68 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,374 What are you doing here? 69 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:46,290 Checking up on you guys. 70 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,457 Where are the gardening hoes? 71 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,207 What kind of an ugly thing is that? 72 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,915 That's Gradje! 73 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:02,415 Whatever. You don't bring it to work, you idiot! 74 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,249 - He ruined that gardening hoe. - Yeah. So what? 75 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,124 'So what? ' 76 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,082 You know what, dude? 77 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:20,749 You and your f***g dog are fired. 78 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:22,915 And you too, Robbie. 79 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,749 Don't talk that way about my dog, c***t! 80 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:33,374 You can stick that job up your a***s. 81 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:36,207 I'll go and get unemployment benefits. 82 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,790 Yeah, you c***t! 83 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:51,582 Hey, Rikkert! 84 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,999 You're fired, c***t. 85 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:03,499 Hey, Rikkert, just joking. It's a joke. 86 00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,332 Hey, Rikkert! 87 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,665 But you are fired. 88 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,165 I can only keep the best. 89 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,290 And I f***d your mother in the a***s. Just so you know. 90 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:23,832 Now go away, Rikkert. Get out, Rikkert. 91 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,915 Say hi to your mother. 92 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,957 Headlines: Mass dismisssal caused by financial crisis 93 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,499 I g***t fired today too! Dammit! That f***g crisis! 94 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,874 Anyway, I think you should start working more. 95 00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:03,457 Are you crazy? 96 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:08,165 I'm already at the grocery store six days a week. How much more could I work? 97 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,415 I don't know. Seven days? 98 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,999 What have you done in the last three months that you've been living here? 99 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:20,540 - I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure. - What? 100 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,707 What? ** I right? 101 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:27,540 We've been together for thirteen weeks. And I'm only allowed to use my fingers. 102 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:33,665 What? ** I right? You will have a finger, but not a c***k. 103 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,540 It's not like you're still a virgin. 104 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:50,582 See? Nothing. This is not working. 105 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,332 Call me when you're ready to f***k! 106 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:02,332 Jody Bernal is coming to Maaskantje 107 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:27,207 - Do I smell poop? - It's the bakpao he just had. 108 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,832 Can I stay here? I g***t into trouble with my hoe. 109 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,499 Hoe! 110 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,415 It's all good, dude. 111 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,290 Dammit! That was the best part of the show. 112 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:29,040 You are foul-mouthed. 113 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,999 I work, maybe you should too. Find a new job. 114 00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:36,082 I can't see. 115 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,790 What are you doing? 116 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,999 You are worthless. 117 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,915 You are a weak homo, just like your father. 118 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,665 That's why he left you. 119 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,499 Dude, what are you doing? 120 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,915 Can I stay with you for a while? 121 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:31,749 My mom is giving me a hard time, you know. I'll be good. 122 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,540 You know me. 123 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,790 Get off that couch! That's my spot, dude. 124 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,874 Nice ottoman, right? 125 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,332 We are live at Gerstakker in Maaskantje, where there's a fire. 126 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,582 After attempting to extinguish the fire, the firefighters... 127 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,707 ...had to let the home burn down. We have no information on the tenants. 128 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,749 All we know is that there's a strong cannabis smell. 129 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,374 I will keep you informed. This is Peter Vernhout... 130 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:24,040 Awesome! All buds. 131 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,999 You can stay here too. 132 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,624 Sorry. 133 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,915 Watch me! Watch me! 134 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:51,415 I g***t my unemployment check. Money for free, dude. 135 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,749 Let's buy stuff! 136 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,040 Hey. 137 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,374 You're not even responding. 138 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,290 Fine. Whatever. 139 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,624 That's 112 euros and 16 cents. 140 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,290 You said 112, right? 141 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,749 Yes, 112. 142 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,499 That's no problem. 143 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:40,915 You can make it 150. 144 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,790 What a bitch. She can whine... 145 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,957 ...but she can't f***k. 146 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,082 What is her problem? 147 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,165 Let it go, dude. Go f***k other chicks. 148 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:07,832 Maybe one without kids, one who isn't pregnant. 149 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,082 I'm loving this. Hanging out all day. 150 00:17:11,250 -->...