The.Naked.Gun.2.The.Smell.Of.Fear.1991.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX].en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Subtitle By---KingJAIN 2 00:01:12,628 --> 00:01:16,193 The honorable Allen D. and former Mrs. Eastern. 3 00:01:17,851 --> 00:01:21,136 The honorable William and Mrs. Breslow. 4 00:01:22,002 --> 00:01:25,718 The honorable Nelson and Mrs. Winnie Mandela. 5 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:32,831 Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush. 6 00:01:36,711 --> 00:01:39,224 Here's everybody on the list, Barb. Everybody's here. 7 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:42,843 Hi, Peter. They let you out of the office early today. 8 00:01:43,109 --> 00:01:45,373 Jack, glad you could make it. 9 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,417 Hal. Hi. 10 00:01:47,062 --> 00:01:49,554 Hi. Get rid of the beard. I don't like that, too liberal. 11 00:01:49,554 --> 00:01:51,851 Hi, Frank. Trudy. 12 00:01:54,193 --> 00:01:57,679 Hi, Peter. Glad you could make it. I like your suit. 13 00:01:58,496 --> 00:02:00,158 - Everybody's here. - Commissioner. 14 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:04,904 Thank you very much. Dr. Meinheimer, I'm glad you could make it. 15 00:02:14,757 --> 00:02:16,618 Ah, here she is. Dear. 16 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:20,244 Have you met Dr. Meinheimer formally? 17 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:24,494 Thank you. 18 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,818 Great Lady down. Repeat. Great Lady down! 19 00:02:28,818 --> 00:02:31,983 - What happened? - Easy, watch the table! 20 00:02:32,373 --> 00:02:33,529 Oh, wait. Wait. 21 00:02:35,711 --> 00:02:38,809 - How are you, dear?. - I'm OK, I'm fine. 22 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:43,724 Good. Please be seated. 23 00:02:44,079 --> 00:02:47,431 Welcome. Glad you could all come. 24 00:02:47,608 --> 00:02:49,704 I'm pleased to say that we're graced for the presence 25 00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:52,335 of so many distinguished guests tonight. 26 00:02:52,335 --> 00:02:54,925 As we all know, uh, this week we're celebrating 27 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:58,043 Law Enforcement Week all across the country. 28 00:02:58,043 --> 00:03:00,584 So I'd like to turn the proceedings over 29 00:03:00,584 --> 00:03:03,771 to our own Washington D.C. police commissioner, 30 00:03:03,771 --> 00:03:06,673 captain Annabelle Brumford. 31 00:03:08,357 --> 00:03:11,614 I'd like now to introduce a most distinguished American. 32 00:03:11,932 --> 00:03:17,351 This week he is being honored for his 1,000th drug dealer killed. 33 00:03:17,526 --> 00:03:23,340 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome lieutenant Frank Drebin of Police Squad. 34 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:28,507 Yeah, in-in all honesty, the last two I backed over with my car. 35 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:31,611 Luckily, they turned out to be drug dealers. 36 00:03:31,647 --> 00:03:34,047 - Good. - Excellent! 37 00:03:36,211 --> 00:03:38,703 Uh, thank you, commissioner Brumford. 38 00:03:38,703 --> 00:03:43,241 Now I'd like to call upon my chief of staff, Mr. John Sununu, 39 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:45,422 to introduce some special guests. 40 00:03:45,422 --> 00:03:49,882 Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I ** extremely proud to welcome 41 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:53,265 our guests from the nation's energy suppliers. 42 00:03:53,265 --> 00:03:55,290 First, representing the oil industry, 43 00:03:55,290 --> 00:04:00,149 head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders, better known as SPIL, 44 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:02,415 Mr. Terence Baggett. 45 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:07,563 From the coal industry, chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy, 46 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:10,392 or SMOKE, Mr. Donald Fenzwick. 47 00:04:10,392 --> 00:04:12,095 Uh, thank you. Thank you very much. 48 00:04:12,095 --> 00:04:13,862 And from the nuclear industry, 49 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:18,908 president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office Of Mankind, KABOOM, 50 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:21,216 Mr. Arthur Dunwell. 51 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:24,162 As you know, for the past three years, 52 00:04:24,162 --> 00:04:28,368 this administration has been trying to formulate a National Energy Policy, 53 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:31,479 one that will have a lasting impact on the way we live 54 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,670 for the next decade and beyond. 55 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:36,772 To make sure that we choose the right path, 56 00:04:36,772 --> 00:04:41,886 the President has appointed as his top advisor in this area 57 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,566 Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. 58 00:04:49,275 --> 00:04:53,378 As I'm sure you're all aware, his reputation in this field is without peer, 59 00:04:53,378 --> 00:04:56,316 and Dr. Meinheimer will present his recommendations 60 00:04:56,316 --> 00:05:00,747 to the Annual National Press Club Dinner this Tuesday evening. 61 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:06,918 Mr. President. 62 00:05:09,694 --> 00:05:12,728 I want all of you here to be the first to know 63 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:18,699 that I've decided to base my administration's entire energy policy 64 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:22,151 on Dr. Meinheimer's recommendations. 65 00:05:23,283 --> 00:05:27,581 Now, this issue is too important to be left to politicians or special interests to decide. 66 00:05:27,581 --> 00:05:30,768 Rather we need an independent and informed source 67 00:05:30,768 --> 00:05:32,889 on which to base our future actions, 68 00:05:32,889 --> 00:05:37,079 and Dr. Meinheimer is the recognised expert in this field. 69 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:41,188 Mr. President... if I may say so, 70 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:46,184 I do hope that, uh, Dr. Meinheimer won't be influen... 71 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:51,623 influenced by any of the so-called environmental groups. 72 00:05:51,623 --> 00:05:54,706 Well, we're all well aware of Dr. Meinheimer's reputation. 73 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:58,995 I think that perhaps, uh, he is best qualified to explain his research methods... 74 00:06:00,437 --> 00:06:02,802 - Dr. Meinheimer. - Great Lady down again. 75 00:07:50,276 --> 00:07:54,285 Ah! This happens every f***g time when I go shopping! 76 00:08:39,295 --> 00:08:42,613 - Jane... - Oh, Dr. Meinheimer. 77 00:08:43,114 --> 00:08:47,166 - You're back early. - And you're here late. 78 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:49,645 Now, surely, a lovely young woman like you 79 00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:52,724 can think of something better to do on a Saturday night. 80 00:08:53,779 --> 00:08:57,432 Oh, oh, oh. I'm sorry, my dear. I d... I didn't mean to be so blunt. 81 00:08:58,426 --> 00:09:01,804 It's... it's all right, doctor. It's okay. 82 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:06,518 You're thinking about him again, aren't you? What was his name? 83 00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:09,645 - Frank? - Yes. 84 00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:12,034 You just can't forget about him, can you? 85 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:15,253 - Who? - Frank. 86 00:09:15,397 --> 00:09:20,279 Oh, yes! No, I-I can't. I... I try. 87 00:09:20,763 --> 00:09:24,865 It's just that... when you've had that much man... 88 00:09:26,746 --> 00:09:29,440 But then, you wouldn't understand. 89 00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:36,094 Jane, you mustn't be so hard on yourself. 90 00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:39,649 You've done a wonderful job here at the... at the lnstitute. 91 00:09:39,649 --> 00:09:43,276 You're-you're the finest director of Public Relations we've ever had. 92 00:09:43,643 --> 00:09:46,780 Thank you, doctor, I... I try my best. 93 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:50,495 But I see you here night after night past ten. 94 00:09:50,495 --> 00:09:56,276 You've g***t to forget about the past. Go out, see new people, enjoy yourself. 95 00:09:56,618 --> 00:09:59,221 But there is someone I'm seeing, in fact just yesterday. 96 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:02,025 I was telling him about the speech that you were preparing for the press... 97 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:05,822 - Good evening, Ms. Spencer. Dr. Meinheimer. - Hello, Norm. 98 00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:09,373 Oh, I completely forgot. How was the White House dinner? 99 00:10:09,624 --> 00:10:12,586 Extraordinary. The President promised to implement 100 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,508 whatever recommendations I make. 101 00:10:14,508 --> 00:10:17,053 Why, that's wonderful! Then you're going to deliver 102 00:10:17,053 --> 00:10:18,684 the speech that you told me about last week? 103 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,214 Oh, yes. Every word of it. I would've given it tonight, 104 00:10:21,214 --> 00:10:25,665 but another guest there made such a ruckus I don't believe anyone would've heard me. 105 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:29,479 Hey, Al! Ken! Look at this. 106 00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:31,773 Found this in the waste basket. 107 00:10:34,581 --> 00:10:37,992 Hey! That's a pretty nice clock! 108 00:10:38,092 --> 00:10:39,989 I wonder why they threw it out. 109 00:10:41,187 --> 00:10:45,422 It's probably because it's four minutes too slow. Here, let me fix it. 110 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:48,818 There. 111 00:10:54,486 --> 00:10:58,334 My name is sergeant Frank Drebin, detective lieutenant, Police Squad. 112 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,336 I was in the middle of getting my car washed 113 00:11:00,336 --> 00:11:02,661 when I heard the call over the police scanner. 114 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,486 There'd been a bombing downtown 115 00:11:04,486 --> 00:11:07,367 and I was on my way to advise the D.C. police 116 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,408 as part of the President's "Operation Scum Roundup". 117 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:12,752 - Hey, you ready? - Yeah, g***t it. 118 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,050 As far as police work is concerned, 119 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,967 every once in a while something comes up 120 00:11:17,967 --> 00:11:20,552 that nothing quite prepares you for. 121 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:24,616 Somehow, some demented madman, probably full of self-hate, 122 00:11:24,989 --> 00:11:29,763 and possibly a couple of months behind in his rent, finally snapped. 123 00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:35,268 - I'm glad you could make it, Frank. - I g***t here as quick as I could, Ed. 124...