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1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:13,220 (SOPRANOS THEME SONG) 2 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:46,271 Our undergrad student body at Brown only numbers about 6000 people. 3 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:50,943 That's from every state in the country and over 60 countries in the world. 4 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,445 Admission is extremely selective. 5 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:58,367 So again, get all of your academic and extracurricular ducks in a row. 6 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,911 Leave nothing to chance. 7 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:10,546 Hey, buddy. 8 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:11,964 Davey. 9 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,050 Saw your wife alone. I figured you for the trotters. 10 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,595 Not tonight. I had a customer I couldn't shake. 11 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,597 Guy spends half an hour... 12 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,851 ...deciding between a $20 soccer ball and a $22 soccer ball. 13 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,644 Who do you like? 14 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:29,106 That guy from Bowdoin seems to be making some sense. 15 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,066 No, I mean the game tonight. 16 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,901 Ho, ho, ho! 17 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,737 You guys want to be alone? 18 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,616 (Davey) I saw that refreshment table. I knew you'd be around. 19 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,785 How do I get roped into this? 20 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:46,290 Charmaine knows with your sfogliatelle her daughter can go anywhere. 21 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:51,295 - The janitor's the only one near them. - That's a nice career for a lady. 22 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,463 F***k you. 23 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,967 - I gotta get one of them belly bombs. - Have I said "f***k you" yet? 24 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,475 Delicious, Artie. Glad I didn't eat tonight. 25 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,896 Thanks, Davey. It's nice to be appreciated by your friends. 26 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,397 The sensitive chef. 27 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,900 - Hey, Eric, they all done? - I guess. 28 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,360 Dad, can I have 20 bucks? 29 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,530 - You like this? - Did you think he was gonna say: 30 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:22,868 "Gee, Dad, thanks for taking the time to come to this important event"? 31 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,038 - How you doing, Eric? - Good, Mr. Soprano. 32 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:29,333 - You want something to eat? - No, we're going to Starbucks. 33 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,835 You're thinking of going to Brown? 34 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,963 Yeah, it's a good school. A lot of star-f***g though. 35 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,257 - Hey, latrine lip. - He's right. 36 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,843 He'll go where his mother says, like his old man. 37 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,929 You too? 38 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,139 These guys were like Namath and Tittle. 39 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,058 Yeah, I've heard. 40 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:49,019 And now they're like Phil Donahue and Alan Alda. 41 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,192 Listen, I heard... 42 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:58,153 ...through the grapevine you took your uncle's game. 43 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,988 You know, the big one. 44 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,741 - Grapevine? - Yeah. 45 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,618 If you listen close, that song says: 46 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,704 "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." 47 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,249 You know me. I like to play a little. 48 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,667 A little? 49 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,169 Forget it. This game's not for you. 50 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,340 No, it's just, you know, I was thinking it'd be a kick. 51 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:22,094 David, you're a nice guy. I like you. Okay? 52 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:26,181 Trust me, this game's not for you. I don't want to see you get hurt. 53 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,558 These guys, they play deep. 54 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,355 - Know how many jockstraps I sell? - Not enough for this game. 55 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,274 Okay? Forget it. 56 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:40,320 Come on. Let's go see what the Y.O. from Bucknell's g***t to say. 57 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,285 Do you want to tell me what you're thinking? 58 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,290 Believe me, you don't want to know. 59 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,797 You want to know what I'm thinking? Seriously? 60 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:05,470 I'd like to smash your face into hamburger. 61 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:07,848 Okay. 62 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,476 I'm not... 63 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,646 Don't worry. 64 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,774 I know I broke your coffee table and... 65 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,818 It's not gonna happen again. 66 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,779 You asked, I told. 67 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,866 - But you'd like to smash my face. - Not really. 68 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:29,077 It's just a way of describing how I'm feeling. 69 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,205 Making hamburger out of me would make you feel better? 70 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,166 Is this a woman thing? 71 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,627 You ask me how I'm feeling. I tell you how I'm feeling. 72 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,921 And now you torture me with it? 73 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,550 I don't know who the f***k I'm angry at. I'm just angry, okay? 74 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,892 Why the f***k ** I here? I even asked to come back. 75 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,437 I g***t the world by the balls and can't stop feeling like a f***g loser. 76 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,273 Who makes you feel like a loser? Your mother? 77 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,360 Please, we wasted enough oxygen on that one. 78 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,613 It's everything and everybody. 79 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:08,492 I see some guy walking down the street, you know, with a clear head. 80 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:12,329 You know the type, he always whistles like the Happy-f***g-Wanderer. 81 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,831 I just want to go and rip his throat open. 82 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:18,668 I want to f***g grab him and pummel him right there for no reason. 83 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,672 Why should I care if a guy's g***t a clear head? 84 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,591 I should say, "Good for you." 85 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:29,554 - Let's get back to smashing my face. - Jesus Christ. 86 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,390 Ahh. 87 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,351 No, I think it all ties in. 88 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:42,442 All right. Sometimes I resent you making me a victim. 89 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:43,610 That's all. 90 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,446 - I make you feel like a victim? - Yeah. 91 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:49,533 Remember the first time I came here I said... 92 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,703 ...the kind of man I admire is Gary Cooper, the strong, silent type. 93 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:57,499 And how all Americans are doing is crying and complaining. 94 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,001 A bunch of f***g pussies. F***k them! 95 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,379 And now I'm one of them, a patient. 96 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,257 Your parents made it impossible for you to experience joy. 97 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,967 See? There you go again. 98 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:09,594 You said you're not the Happy Wanderer. 99 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,596 I'm more like one of them... 100 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:15,392 ...than I ** the jerkoffs I see leaving this office! 101 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:20,021 Stop with the faces already. What do you g***t? 102 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,108 Three eights full. Santa Maria, yes! 103 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,652 Santa Maria? More like Santa Claus. 104 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,946 - Did you cut the pot? - Twice. 105 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:31,324 Here. Make sure you spend it in my restaurant, you prick. 106 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,954 One chip? Ma va' a Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that! 107 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,373 - That's it, I gotta go. - Come on, another hour. 108 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,460 I can't. Charmaine'll have my balls on the menu tomorrow. 109 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,753 - Cash me out. - Look at all the money! 110 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:47,090 - Rich, can I get another dime? - We only g***t three players. 111 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,967 Vito's up for it, right? 112 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:53,138 Where the f***k do I gotta be? Only, let's up the ante. 113 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:56,475 You're into me for seven G's already. 114 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,728 That's all? I'll make that back from Vito in an hour. 115 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,522 Count this ciucio out another dime. 116 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:13,325 (MEADOW SINGING) 117 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:36,681 (EVERYONE SINGING) 118 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,019 Well, we have our work cut out for us. 119 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:41,937 Gudren? 120 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,865 (SINGING) 121 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,331 Meadow? 122 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,833 I'd like to talk to you. 123 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,754 It really sounds good. I know you're disappointed. 124 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,842 When you try out, the form asks what you want and I checked "solo." 125 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,137 You seniors! This is your...