Twisted.Metal.S01E04.720p.PCOK.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,393 --> 00:00:14,393 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:25,902 ** 3 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:32,241 [tires squealing] - [Quiet] Jesus! 4 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,410 If you're tired, just pull over. 5 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:35,995 - Look, I'm on a schedule. 6 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,331 Besides, it'd be a lot easier 7 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,333 if I didn't have to sit here in complete silence. 8 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,256 Knock-knock. 9 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:49,592 - What are you doing? - I'm telling a joke. 10 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,427 I say, "Knock-knock." You say, "Who's there?" 11 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,429 - So, I should already know the joke before you tell it? 12 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,431 That's idiotic. - It's a classic joke structure 13 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,475 with a little audience participation. 14 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,644 I say, "Knock-knock." You say, "Who's there?" 15 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,397 I say somethin' like, "Orange." You say, "Orange who?" 16 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,524 Then I hit you with the punch line. 17 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,026 - Why the f***k ** I talking to an orange? 18 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,319 - Why are you making this so hard? 19 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:10,029 Just say, "Who's there?" 20 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,115 Ready? 21 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,324 Knock-knock. [rumbling] 22 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:16,619 - Do you hear that? - Yes, it's me knocking. 23 00:01:16,661 --> 00:01:19,455 [rumbling] Wait. I hear it, too. 24 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,544 Hold on. Activating stealth mode. 25 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:32,844 [rumbling] 26 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,303 [horns honking] 27 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,222 Oh, s***t! They have stealth mode, too! 28 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,932 - [Quiet] What the hell? 29 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:39,559 Just turn around. 30 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,977 - [John Doe] I can't. They're everywhere. 31 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,145 - [Quiet] Oh, my god. 32 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,187 - [John Doe] Move! - [Quiet] Oh, my god! 33 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,313 F***k! F***k! - [John Doe] Move! Move! 34 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,773 - Shoot them. - [John Doe] With what? 35 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,484 The law stripped Evelyn back down to factory settings. 36 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,821 Oh, I guess they missed that one. 37 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:53,072 [cocking gun] Hey, don't waste my shells. 38 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:54,449 I only have four of those. 39 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,409 [gunshot and ricochet] 40 00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:59,328 Shooting a steel door, smart. Now, I only have three. 41 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,914 [horns honking] 42 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,458 [tires squealing] [screaming] 43 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:05,251 - Go faster! Go faster! - Okay! Okay! 44 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,919 - [Quiet] Oh, no, no, no! Go slower! Go slower! 45 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,004 - Make up your mind! 46 00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:09,964 [screaming] 47 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:11,215 Whoa! 48 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:14,844 [tires squeal] 49 00:02:14,886 --> 00:02:16,387 [gate slams] 50 00:02:22,602 --> 00:02:24,687 Hey! You'll get it back 51 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,355 when you act mature enough to handle it. 52 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:27,648 - Okay, dad. [blows raspberry] 53 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:30,818 - [Watts] Come on out, milkman! 54 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,361 We ain't gonna hurt you. 55 00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:34,864 - Yeah, right. Huh. Fell for that before. 56 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,491 - You have? 57 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,409 - [Miranda] You know, if we wanted to, 58 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,161 you'd be dead already. 59 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,579 Look, I swear, 60 00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:44,373 I swear on granny's steering wheel 61 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,000 no harm is gonna come to you. 62 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,419 We just-- we wanna flap lips. 63 00:02:48,461 --> 00:02:51,005 - I don't even know what that means. 64 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:54,509 But fine. We're comin' out. 65 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,352 - I'm sorry that we-we snatched ya up 66 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:05,561 the way that we did, 67 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,230 but I saw that placard on your rump, 68 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,689 and I was like, we gotta talk. 69 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,566 I'm Watts. I run these rigs. 70 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:14,237 - John. This is Quiet. She don't talk. 71 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,656 - Motherfucker, eat s***t. - Much. 72 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,409 Hello. Hey. 73 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,536 - My blood missiles? 74 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,454 Honey, those are outside your weight class. 75 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:28,084 Oh, she's a beaut. 76 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,002 Hmm. 77 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:32,422 Did you install this limited slip differential yourself? 78 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:35,216 - Sure did. G***t it off of a-- - It's backwards. 79 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,968 [chuckles] 80 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,762 - Wow, did you invite me here to insult me or to talk? 81 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:43,224 - Yeah, it's not really me who wants a word. 82 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,226 Lock it up. 83 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:49,731 - Whoa. - Whoa! [yelping] 84 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:50,940 - Come on. 85 00:03:50,982 --> 00:04:05,913 ** 86 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:09,125 ** 87 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:11,127 Welcome to convoy. 88 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:14,213 - Wow! Okay, I'm impressed. 89 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,131 - [Watts] Our founders drove these semis 90 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:16,549 when the walls went up. 91 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:18,926 Figure we'd better keep movin' than be sittin' ducks. 92 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,762 No offense, Bella. 93 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:22,805 - That's a chicken. - No, it's not. 94 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:26,017 And now, our little family is around about 30 rigs all told. 95 00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:27,310 - And you never stop. 96 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:28,728 How the hell do you fuel up? 97 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:31,773 - Oh, nothing goes to waste, even our waste. 98 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,358 You see, we take our doodies 99 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,277 and turn 'em into fuel. - Yeah, we get it. 100 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,528 - Somethin' tells me 101 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,655 I don't wanna taste your lemonade either. 102 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,491 - Okay, I'm gonna have to ask y'all to stay here. 103 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,575 Feel free to look around. 104 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,035 I need a lift to the sleeper car. 105 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:54,504 - So, how'd you lose yours? 106 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:57,340 Metal shear? Angle grinder? 107 00:04:57,382 --> 00:05:00,009 Oh, somethin' worse. 108 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:03,346 - It's fine. - Oh, hmm. 109 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:08,267 Well, uh, let me see what I g***t here. 110 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:13,064 Oh, this oughta fit. - I can't pay. 111 00:05:13,106 --> 00:05:14,732 - Not lookin' for pay. 112 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:17,902 Just think you could shine a bit more, if you want. 113 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,954 Mm-hmm. That's it. 114 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,497 - Thanks. 115 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:30,957 - Don't get it wet. 116 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,839 - Hey, she's here. 117 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,596 - Someone there? 118 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,099 - I brought you to the milkman, granny. 119 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,351 [groans] 120 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,854 - I'd get up and shake your hands, 121 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:55,982 but my get away sticks ain't what they used to be. 122 00:05:58,276 --> 00:06:01,279 - Granny, 123 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,656 your air tubes go to nowhere. 124 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,288 - Well, s***t. 125 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,957 I thought I had ya. 126 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:15,460 [groans] 127 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:19,338 This Goddamn metal bar keeps stickin' in my a***s. 128 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:22,759 Uh, uh, hey, be careful with that. 129 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:27,305 Took me ages to write, and I only g***t the one copy. 130 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,514 - You did that while driving? 131 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,849 [laughing] 132 00:06:29,891 --> 00:06:33,936 - Sometimes you gotta throw it in reverse. 133 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:36,022 [laughing] 134 00:06:36,064 --> 00:06:39,400 Listen, milkman, I know I don't look it, 135 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:43,738 but my insides look like a seven car pileup. 136 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:46,991 I need you to go pick up some medicine for me. 137 00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,993 - You want me to make a run for free? 138 00:06:49,035 --> 00:06:50,912 You're up to your a***e in drivers. 139 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:51,954 Ask one of them. 140 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:53,664 - Can't afford to lose any of them. 141 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,583 - The last milkman never came back. 142 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,835 The roads are rough these days with the vultures, 143 00:06:57,877 --> 00:07:00,922 the lawmen, the holy men. 144 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:02,673 - Don't love...