monica-minx-in-stockings-gets-p***y-licked-by-enzo-east_720m Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:20,310 I mean, I don't care if he thought me squeezing his balls was not part of the 2 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:24,210 job. I mean, I'm not a lawyer or anything, but I'm pretty sure the jury 3 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,210 understand. 4 00:01:25,330 --> 00:01:26,550 He should have moved to D .C. 5 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:35,130 Okay, well, how much do I pay you per minute? 6 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,030 Okay, just get it done. Thank you. 7 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:40,570 Morning, ma '**. 8 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:42,650 Here's your morning latte. 9 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:45,690 I hope it's not screwed up again. 10 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,380 That was once, and that was seven years ago. 11 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:52,780 Yeah, well, seven years ago, you should have made it right, including all the 12 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,780 other times. 13 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:59,580 You see, it's not as warm as I'd like, but I'll take it. Thank you. 14 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,640 Ma '**, you just sent me that naked picture? 15 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:04,980 Oh, f***k. 16 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,100 I was supposed to send that to Big D***k Nick in appropriations. 17 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:09,380 But what'd you think? 18 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:11,640 Is it good enough for him to cheat in his pregnant life? 19 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,400 Ma '**, send her. Move. 20 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:16,700 There's a door there, and you cannot... You're not going to even care about that 21 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:21,740 door. I have a way to get rid of the wrongful termination suit. 22 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,440 Yeah, let's hear it. Yeah, I'm going to want to hear that. 23 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:28,640 You know, the ex -chief of staff that you fired a couple months ago? 24 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,880 Pushovers. 25 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,060 Jesus. 26 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:33,580 Apparently, he wasn't in good issues. 27 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,980 He was caught hiding a lot of skeletons in his closet. 28 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,160 Receipt? Or I didn't. All right, check this out. 29 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,360 Blackface. 30 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:47,270 Okay. Halloween 1982. 31 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:50,490 Oh my god. 32 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:52,330 That is perfect. 33 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:57,090 Send it to all the press. No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't send that. 34 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,730 You gotta negotiate with them first. 35 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:03,390 Negotiate? We're the US f***g government. We don't negotiate with 36 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,890 or unreasonable employees. 37 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:06,210 Are you a terrorist, Dan? 38 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:07,870 Just call me a terrorist. 39 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:08,888 Hey, Dan. 40 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:09,769 F***k you. 41 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:10,770 Did you see that? 42 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:16,380 Now, listen, go send that out right now before he catches on. All right? ASAP. 43 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:17,420 Yeah, of course. 44 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:26,120 Ma '**, we really ought to get going if we're going to make it to that budget 45 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,120 hearing. 46 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,260 And why ** I going again? 47 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,520 Ma '**, you're the head of the committee. 48 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,739 That's great. 49 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:34,740 Yeah, let's go. 50 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,380 Senator, I have a question. 51 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:42,000 For that position that I just recently opened up. 52 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,120 Have you made a decision? 53 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,660 What are you doing here, Dan? 54 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:53,080 Look, I know you both really want that position, but... But it should go to me. 55 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:55,720 Your most trusted and loyal employee, right? 56 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,820 That has been here for seven years, has not gotten a promotion, and gives her 57 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:00,620 cold f***g coffee. 58 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,100 Right? Boys. 59 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,359 Boys, boys. 60 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,360 F***k you, Madison. 61 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,520 F***k you. Boys! 62 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:09,500 Listen. I have not made a decision yet, and... 63 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,880 I don't want to be annoyed by that. I have a committee to go to. 64 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,200 Okay, so... Thank you. 65 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,239 Hey, Dan. 66 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,339 Didn't he tell you to clean that up? 67 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:20,979 Dan! F***k you. 68 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:21,980 Go! Move it! 69 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,100 F***k you. Yes, ma '**! 70 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,620 Right? 71 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,740 Yep. This is going to do me just fine. 72 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,280 What the f***k do you think you're doing? 73 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:51,200 Okay, first of all, fat a***s, this is the wrongful termination suit. 74 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,260 Listen, something smells fishy and it's you. 75 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,640 Are you sure that's not you? 76 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,140 Senator! 77 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,520 You're a d***k, you know that, right? What's going on? 78 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,280 I'm just trying to f***k you over. 79 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:02,980 No, I'm not. 80 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,300 This was the wrongful termination suit. No, I'm not. 81 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,960 Oh, 82 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,220 you're trying to blackmail me. 83 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,399 That's what he thought. 84 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,640 Yeah. Did you really think you were going to get away with that? That's what 85 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:18,120 thought. Yeah. I was... I mean... Yeah. It seems like you really want this job. 86 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:22,480 I mean, I was gonna until this f***g fat piece of s***t came in. Hey! Inside 87 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,160 f***g being all nosy. Big bones. 88 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,040 You're fat. Shut up. 89 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,240 Stop. Stop. So you really... It seems like you really want this job. 90 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:34,440 Fire him. If you're willing to do something like this. Yes, I do. F***k 91 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,440 fire him. I'm sorry. 92 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:36,720 I'm going to have to fire Dan. 93 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,040 Wait. Fire Dan? 94 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,260 Why fire Dan? Why fire Dan? 95 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:43,860 No, no. I've worked with you for seven years. I picked up your laundry. 96 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,520 Seven years of not doing jack s***t, not getting promoted, bringing her cold 97 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,680 f***g coffee, and making her laundry pink? 98 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,600 Yeah. Great employee. 99 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,380 This is bullshit. 100 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,240 Hey, Dan. Hey, 101 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:58,839 Dan, guess what? 102 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,180 You're f***g fired. 103 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,440 Give me your badge. 104 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,000 We're going to need to talk about this. 105 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:17,800 Really? We need to talk. 106 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,100 Doug, you want to be my chief of staff. 107 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:27,600 Why? Because you're an incredible woman. Like, the things that you do 108 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,440 are right. 109 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:34,980 And every time, it's basically like this. You get what you want. 110 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,520 You know what I mean? 111 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,160 And other than that, it's... 112 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,880 Because you're going to the White House. 113 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,440 I also want to tag along. 114 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:49,840 Yeah. Well, it seems like you really want this job, and, you know, 115 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:56,840 you're willing to get real dirty, so show me, like, are you willing 116 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:57,840 to do anything? 117 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,800 Yeah, anything you ask of me, I'll definitely do it. 118 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:06,340 Okay. Well, let's get dirty, and why don't you give me a foot rub and maybe 119 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,360 check my t***s? 120 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Like right now? 121 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:11,070 Like, not yesterday. 122 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:14,470 No. Yeah, that makes sense. 123 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:26,610 Want the foot rub first, or? 124 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:28,730 Whatever you want to do. 125 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:30,650 Whatever I want to do. 126 00:07:31,390 --> 00:07:32,430 S***k on them? Yeah. 127 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:39,070 I just really want this job. 128 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:44,210 Anything for you, Senator. 129 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,580 I loved it. 130 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,960 You would definitely cut out this position. 131 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,820 You would like to do anything. 132 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:26,620 Anything you ask for. 133 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,780 That's what I like to hear. 134 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,200 That's what I like to hear. 135 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,580 You definitely test bad tests. 136 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,780 Let's take you measure up. 137 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,280 Oh yeah? 138 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:28,220 Can 139 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:36,880 I 140 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,880 help you out with that? 141 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:49,940 If you do mess your a***s. 142 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,520 Yeah. Let's see how it feels in your mouth. 143 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:18,870 Good. 144 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,400 How does that feel in your mouth, huh? 145 00:11:01,680...