Resident.Alien.S04E07.1080p.10bit.WEBRip.6CH.x265.HEVC.PSA.srt - eng(2) Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:06,180 - Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:08,095 I think the killer is a giant alien Mantid. 3 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:09,705 We'll take that under consideration. 4 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:10,749 Why are you here? 5 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:12,273 Someone has to watch the diner. 6 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,274 I'm adopting you. 7 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,536 I don't even like you. 8 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,668 Is Harry Vanderspeigle an alien? 9 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:17,756 No. 10 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,801 So this is the new man. 11 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,020 There's no new man. 12 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:21,369 We work together at the clinic. 13 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:23,023 Why don't you take your truck and head home? 14 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:24,763 Jesus Christ, Jimmy. 15 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:27,418 Asta gave me some money to deposit, 16 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:29,159 and I g***t drunk, and I lost it. 17 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,682 I don't feel good about my life. 18 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,032 Why should I keep going? 19 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,990 I will kill the Mantid. 20 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,340 And if I do not, the Greys can have me 21 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:40,083 if they agree to give up Mr. and Mrs. Mayor's baby. 22 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,346 - This council accepts your offer 23 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,609 and will grant your energy to an executor. 24 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:45,828 Daddy? 25 00:00:57,274 --> 00:01:01,539 - ♪ I was dancing with my darling ♪ 26 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:05,587 ♪ To the Tennessee Waltz 27 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:12,028 ♪ When an old friend I happened to see ♪ 28 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,421 ♪ 29 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:17,860 ♪ I introduced her to my loved one ♪ 30 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:21,994 ♪ And while they were dancing ♪ 31 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:28,610 ♪ My friend stole my sweetheart from me ♪ 32 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:29,872 ♪ 33 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:34,006 ♪ I remember the night 34 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:38,402 ♪ And the Tennessee Waltz 35 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:45,235 ♪ The beautiful Tennessee Waltz ♪ 36 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:49,718 ♪ 37 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:59,989 ♪ 38 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:03,645 - Humans are born dependent on a parent for survival. 39 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:06,604 They require a close emotional bond to feel safe, 40 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:08,432 and later, to trust that the parent will not 41 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,043 murder them for wrecking the car on prom night. 42 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,872 I do not want an emotional bond with my father. 43 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,700 I only want him to give me what he has 44 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:18,399 in that little tube, my alien energy, 45 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,575 and to stop adjusting the thermostat. 46 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:24,100 You see, I--I did the Earth Simulator, 47 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,450 so I get Live and Laugh. 48 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:29,627 But I will never understand Love. 49 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:30,976 Uh... 50 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,936 Oh, man, really, honestly, 51 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:37,157 are we trying to heat the whole neighborhood here? 52 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,071 - Father... - No. 53 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:44,816 You call me Ed or sir or sire. 54 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:49,647 OK, Ed, you are so good at walking and talking. 55 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:53,782 I ** jealous because I did not get to use the simulator 56 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,087 before my mission. 57 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,785 Yeah, well, I think one reason for that is 58 00:02:56,828 --> 00:03:00,310 because you weren't supposed to stay. 59 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,964 I thought you might mention that. 60 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,922 Really? Why would I? 61 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:07,883 It's only the single greatest failure in our bloodline. 62 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:09,101 So yeah, I thought I might. 63 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,320 That's a good one. 64 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:13,193 Fath--Ed, Ed. Uh, tea. 65 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,890 Huh? 66 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,197 Yeah. 67 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,896 You know, yes, I did fail my mission. 68 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,289 Yeah. 69 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:27,511 But failing does not make me a failure. 70 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,774 I have that on a sign just above the john. 71 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:30,906 Yeah? 72 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:33,561 Since then, I have done very well. 73 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:38,218 I have this fine home, and I have friends and-- 74 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,742 oh, hey, this-- 75 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:44,876 this is what I ** most proud of. 76 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,095 Meet Bridget. 77 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:48,532 Oh. 78 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,230 No, thanks. I'm not hungry. 79 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:53,537 Son of a bitch. 80 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:54,843 - Bridget! - A***e! 81 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,759 That was your grandson. 82 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,282 No, no. 83 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,806 Are you copulating with humans? 84 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:06,550 Humans consider interspecies coitus 85 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,726 a paraphilic mental disease. 86 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,337 Me? 87 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,077 I just call it sick. 88 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:14,602 Wow, that was a very thorough simulator. 89 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:17,257 I'm just happy you didn't crawl up on top of my face, 90 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,475 try to make a baby 91 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:22,262 by rutting your elbow up my gallbladder. 92 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,830 This simulator has some blind spots. 93 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,310 Ed... 94 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:31,445 well... 95 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,447 You obviously do not like Earth 96 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:36,232 or anyone on it. 97 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:40,323 Maybe give me my alien energy, and then you can go home. 98 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,891 The Council let me decide 99 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:46,286 whether or not to give you your energy back. 100 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,940 Right now, it's a hard no. 101 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,116 I do not think it is fair that the Council is 102 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,642 forcing you to decide the fate of your son. 103 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,339 No, I begged for it. 104 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,472 I said, "I know him best. 105 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,169 I raised him." 106 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,953 You did try to kill me 11 times. 107 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,260 So now it's my fault for coddling you. 108 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,784 No. It's just... 109 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,830 I told the Council that I could kill 110 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,963 this Mantid that's running around. 111 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:15,489 And I can't do that without the energy. 112 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:18,796 And if I do not kill it, they will take my soul. 113 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,233 Our people don't have souls. 114 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,888 And we're--yeah, we're fine. 115 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:27,805 Our species is cold and without mercy. 116 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:33,376 And you are a weak human embarrassment, 117 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,378 a weenie boy. 118 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,859 I ** not a weenie boy. 119 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:41,036 I will prove to you I ** just as ruthless 120 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:44,344 and as uncaring as I was when I was on our planet! 121 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,911 Seriously, come on. 122 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,609 How hard is that? 123 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,310 ♪ 124 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,790 D'arcy still not picking up? 125 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,879 Of course not. 126 00:05:57,922 --> 00:06:00,055 Too big a coward to tell me that she lost the diner money, 127 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,665 even though she told me to my face 128 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,363 that she deposited it. 129 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,799 Well, does she know you g***t it back? 130 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,148 No. 131 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:07,671 She's probably out committing crimes right now, 132 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:08,803 trying to replace it. 133 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,282 And when she goes to prison for those, 134 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,501 I'm not going to visit. 135 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,416 And she can forget about asking me 136 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,939 to write a letter to the parole board. 137 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,420 The answer is no. 138 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,769 You've given it some thought. 139 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,210 Hello, humans! 140 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:27,082 You are all stupid. 141 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,213 ♪ 142 00:06:28,257 --> 00:06:30,607 And the pie is garbage. 143 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,174 Oh. 144 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,349 Hi. 145 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,003 Whatever this is, I'm not in the mood. 146 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:39,094 My father, he won't give me my alien energy back 147 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,401 unless I prove to him that I'm still an alien threat. 148 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,445 So just go with it. 149 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,578 - Go with it. - Oh, is this-- 150 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,971 I said quiet! And seat us, you wench. 151 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,194 Oh, no... 152 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,456 I'm going to clean that up. 153 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,545 Mm-hmm. 154 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,068 But not all of it. 155 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,592 Not--not-- 156 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:01,638 not this piece. 157...