Vikes.2017.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:55,349 Ida: Hey, let's ban the redskins. 2 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,595 Let's ban the redskins. 3 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,288 Let's remove that hurtful word. 4 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:13,310 But don't we kick their boompers without her help anyhow? 5 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,044 Yeah. I don't really think it's that. 6 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,505 I think she's just disturbed by the name. 7 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,307 Ban the redskins? 8 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,052 What? 9 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,213 Redskins is a badass name. 10 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:50,747 See, you need to say you're sorry and maybe I'll let you go in an... 11 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,048 Ow! 12 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,274 Hey, sugranis. 13 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,609 Gavin. 14 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,873 Bye. I'd tap that. 15 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,019 Do your heist on the street kid. 16 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,779 Her boyfriend has a buick, sugranis. Have you seen him? 17 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,724 Can't miss him, thorvald. 18 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,850 For him, a buick's a choking hazard. 19 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,857 Candy? Do you have nut candy? 20 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,961 Five bucks. 21 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,263 That's morning prices. 22 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,742 Last one. 23 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,144 It's not a collector's item, sugranis. 24 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,113 Well, right now it's a limited edition. 25 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:32,015 Yeah, and I'm an angel investor. 26 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:34,608 Well, then there'll be a rebate in future, angel. 27 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,987 Step up. Hi, sugranis. 28 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,155 Oh, hi, Mrs. Thorvald. 29 00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:40,514 How was your day, thorvald? 30 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,693 Mom, I feel offended 31 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,830 as a Norwegian-American by the vikings name, 32 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,064 logo and mascot. 33 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,357 That's your home team. 34 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:50,800 I know. 35 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,269 Well, they don't mean anything by that. 36 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,895 Like the redskins. Yeah. 37 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,844 You should draw up a petition, son. 38 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,989 Will you sign it? 39 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,624 Oh, no. I like the vikes. 40 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,050 You know it's a slang term, right? 41 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:18,595 So? 42 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,964 Well, your dad makes a good point, son. 43 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,267 Viking is a strong stoic figure in the spirit of the game. 44 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,959 It's kinda fun, don't you think? 45 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:27,504 No. 46 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,906 They're not ill intended, thorvald. 47 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:34,344 Yeah, your uncle bill, he played high school ball for the pekin chinks. 48 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,245 Oh, no! He did not! 49 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,782 Yeah, I was a chink. See? 50 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,450 Mrs. Thovson: Oh, I don't know. 51 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,486 Oh, sure, a couple, two-three seasons. 52 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,554 Remember that guy... You were just a little squirt. 53 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,156 Yeah, then mom and dad moved us to the city, 54 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,825 and you went to Chicago. Mmm-hmm. 55 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,495 Oh, they didn't call it that, though, the team, right. 56 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,897 The chinks? They couldn't have called it that. 57 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:57,434 Well, word around town was if you dug straight through the earth 58 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,336 from pekin, you would end up in Peking, China. 59 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,473 So pekin, Peking, China, chinks. 60 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:06,376 I mean, you know, that was their math on that. 61 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,011 Well. Right? 62 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,414 Because what kind of idiot is trying to dig all the way to China. 63 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,915 I mean you gotta plan for that. 64 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,006 Yeah, you do. 65 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,563 It was a small little diminutive man. 66 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,330 Oh, my goodness. 67 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,566 War head, it was made... 68 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,333 Well, what about the students who were 69 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,502 you know who were from over there? 70 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,103 Were they upset? We didn't have any. 71 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,005 No, they weren't any of those. 72 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,106 There was nobody? 73 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,675 No. Not even a one. 74 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,376 No, not that... unless we didn't see them because they were so small. 75 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:16,546 There might have been. Oh, no, they were not hiding. 76 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,014 They may... they were crafty too. 77 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,173 No... I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. 78 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,814 Sign our petition to change the name of the vikings? 79 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,773 We find it disturbing, don't you? 80 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,684 Sign our petition. 81 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,985 It's disturbing. 82 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,923 No. Sugranis, the petition isn't disturbing. 83 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:03,593 Using a discriminatory and defamatory term 84 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,085 for the team name is. 85 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,133 Take a flyer. 86 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,592 Here, take a flyer. 87 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,061 Flyer. 88 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,874 I like your occupy the mall idea, thorvald. 89 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,143 It's a good one, right? Yeah. 90 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,478 I could recruit some more guys for next time. 91 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,148 Yeah. This is a pretty good dry run though. 92 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,173 Yeah, it is. 93 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,020 Sign our petition to change the vikings. 94 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,147 Oh, no. You guys okay? 95 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:57,224 You know, I can write you a warning citation for loitering. 96 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,236 Did you get my orange Julius? 97 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,406 Yeah, I g***t your orange Julius. It's at the exit, let's go. Come on. 98 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,208 Come on, up. Seriously? 99 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,867 No. Get, kid. 100 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,195 I'm a vikings fan, a die hard. 101 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,974 Go vikes! 102 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:41,110 And, I was the assistant team manager in my senior year, 103 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,303 and it would be a shame for you to mess that up. 104 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,951 On the other hand, nobody cares. 105 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,652 So what're you really gonna mess up? 106 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,187 So I can sign your petition. 107 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,957 Because I like you and nobody's gonna see it, right? 108 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:54,982 Right. 109 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,696 What if somebody else who likes you does see it? 110 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,598 Signs it and sees my name? 111 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,368 They're gonna think that I think there's good sound thinking in that petition. 112 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,895 I mean, it's our own school for crying out loud. 113 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:12,708 See? There's always that to consider. 114 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,977 It's a gambit. 115 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,045 I can start doing deliveries. 116 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,281 I get my license next week. 117 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,406 We don't do deliveries. 118 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,752 We could start. 119 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,288 Hm... I like your thinking. 120 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,223 Of course, then you'll be walking through our mall and 121 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,092 I'd have to get a delivery vehicle, 122 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,494 hey, don't forget to wear a hat. 123 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,628 Even after hours. 124 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,497 Corporate approval and compliance, 125 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,000 and paperwork, I mean all that stuff has g***t to add up. 126 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,601 I'm never gonna get any of that done. 127 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,003 Who's gonna insure you, thorvald? 128 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,394 Who's gonna insure you, buddy? 129 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,264 Cool. 130 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,160 I know who you are. 131 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,228 Why f with the yikes? 132 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,341 Because I... 133 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,405 What do you want with ida? 134 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,146 Oh, she just did such a great job with 135 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,249 the redskin buttons. I thought... you know... 136 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:31,111 Okay. You know she's angling to change their name to the foreskins. Right? 137 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,838 You should have refused to play them until they changed their oppressive name. 138 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,931 Yeah, forfeit? No way. 139 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,476 Hi, thorvald....