Cheeky.2000.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:54,303 CHEEKY 2 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,622 - Are you ItaIian? - From Venice. How did you know? 3 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,501 I was married to an ItaIian and you speak EngIish Iike him. 4 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:41,256 - Are you Iooking for a house? - A IittIe flat, reaIIy. 5 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,759 Something cheap. For four weeks. 6 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,970 - In which area? - Near the Hyde Park HoteI if possibIe. 7 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:51,850 I work there, on the reception desk. I'm staying in a IittIe room in the attic. 8 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,270 - And you're not happy with it? - No, it's fine for me. 9 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:58,607 But my boyfriend's coming in ten days for a fuII immersion... 10 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,361 - Serious reIationship? - WeII, kind of. 11 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,488 I see. 12 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:08,700 You're Iooking for a flat for a fuII sexuaI immersion. 13 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,454 If onIy! 14 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:17,793 I think I'II be abIe to heIp you. Not where you want, though. 15 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,586 - ReaIIy? - No. 16 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:22,172 - Where, then? - Come with me. 17 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,424 I'II show you. 18 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,724 We're in CheIsea and your hoteI's here, in Knightsbridge. 19 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,852 I've g***t a Ioft overIooking the Thames, in the DockIands. 20 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,896 It's not far from the Hyde Park HoteI. 21 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,941 It takes no time at aII on the Underground. 22 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,610 - Where, exactIy? - Here. 23 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,991 - Did you get an eIectric shock? - No, I've just g***t sensitive nippIes. 24 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,495 - Lucky him. What's his name? - Who? 25 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,914 The boy who's coming to London to see you. 26 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,958 Matteo. 27 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:03,338 It's a shame he's coming. You couId have stayed with me for free. 28 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,967 There's a Iot more room in my house now that I'm on my own. 29 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,554 - Can I go and see it? - Yes, but not today. 30 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,347 There's nobody eIse here. 31 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:15,851 - And how much is it? - That depends on you. 32 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,812 Is he a good kisser, at Ieast? 33 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,108 He's not bad. 34 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,319 Men have no idea about what women Iike. 35 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,029 Matteo reaIIy... 36 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:30,073 That's boIIocks. 37 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,410 They're aII the same. They onIy think about themseIves. 38 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,371 No, Moira. PIease. 39 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:39,374 Why not? I know you Iike it. 40 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:45,255 Be honest, you IittIe sexpot. Do you go out with no pants in Venice? 41 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,883 I'm a bit aIIergic... 42 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,680 You're aII wet Iike your home town. 43 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:10,155 That's enough, Moira. Stop it. 44 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,491 - I don't want to do it. - Liar. 45 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,834 See you tomorrow to go and Iook at the Ioft? 46 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,753 AII right. When? 47 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,340 Ten o'cIock, here. 48 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,052 - What's your name, by the way? - CarIa Borin. 49 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,096 CarIa. That's a nice name. 50 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,849 CarIa from Venice. 51 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,060 Thank you. 52 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,437 See you tomorrow. 53 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,240 These diagrams are such a drag. 54 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,825 Do you know what aII these curves remind me of? 55 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,327 TeII me about it! 56 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,664 What we need is a good shag to reIax before the exams. 57 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,415 You couId aIways have a wank. 58 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,960 I've aIready done that, my friend. 59 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,878 I thought about that sIut GiuIia. 60 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,047 BIoody heII, she gives me a reaI hard-on. 61 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,799 GiuIia? PaoIo's girIfriend? 62 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,969 OfficiaIIy PaoIo's but actuaIIy everybody's. 63 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,762 Does PaoIo know? 64 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,932 He's the onIy one who doesn't. At Ieast he pretends not to. 65 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,185 Be honest, Matteo, you've thought about her too. 66 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:25,522 - I onIy think about CarIa. - Even when you wank? 67 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,985 - EspeciaIIy when I wank. - ReaIIy? How do you imagine her? 68 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,239 Just normaI. Naked, her on top and me underneath. 69 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,241 Where's your imagination? 70 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,786 You couId imagine her doing it doggy-styIe with an EngIish guy. 71 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,580 Why with somebody eIse? 72 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,874 When you're not having any s***x... 73 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,627 Sorry, but how Iong has CarIa been in London? 74 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,173 A month, more or Iess. 75 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,469 You think someone can go for a month without shagging? 76 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,347 You're obsessed with s***x. 77 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,475 It's different for women. Emotions are more important. 78 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,187 BoIIocks. They're just bigger Iiars than us and better at faking it. 79 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,649 Don't you beIieve it. They get wet first and then they faII in Iove. 80 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,152 Stop it. Not aII of them. 81 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:17,449 AII of them. That's why I Iike them, because they're aII whores. 82 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,040 - HeIIo? - Hi, darling, it's me. 83 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,541 CarIa. 84 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,084 Aren't you pleased to hear from me? 85 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,253 Of course I **. ReaIIy pIeased. 86 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,964 - Why are you caIIing? - Because l miss you. 87 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,633 What is it? You sound strange. 88 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:38,511 It's just that I wasn't expecting you to caII. 89 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,849 - TeII me about London. - lt's beautiful. So beautiful. 90 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,144 - What's wrong? - Nothing. I'm keeping in shape for you. 91 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,480 I'm working out on an exercise bike. 92 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,567 Matteo, I can't wait for you to come. 93 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,861 lt's not long now. Have you found a flat? 94 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,782 That's why I'm caIIing. I'm seeing one tomorrow by the Thames. 95 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,159 By the Thames? Won't it be expensive? 96 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:05,080 Moira wiII give me preferentiaI treatment. 97 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,457 Who's Moira? 98 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,460 She owns the estate agency that's renting it out. 99 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:13,630 - She's g***t a soft spot for me. - A soft spot? 100 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,550 I think she's a Iesbian and she wants to go to bed with me. 101 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,844 Go to bed with you? Are you crazy, Carla? 102 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,681 No. I'm just horny. 103 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,851 - Can you hear me, Matteo? - Yes, I can hear you. 104 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,854 - Has she tried it on aIready? - No. 105 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:34,526 But hurry up and come over. I've had enough of being on my own. 106 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,778 Swear to me nothing's happened. 107 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,030 Matteo, you're such a bore. 108 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,992 You know that s***x doesn't even exist for me when you're not there. 109 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,204 So why do you think that she wants to go to bed with you? 110 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:49,416 WeII, you know how it is. 111 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,545 Women understand each other where certain things are concerned. 112 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,173 - Are you telling me the truth, Carla? - Of course I **, you idiot. 113 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,967 Do me a favour, darIing. 114 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,054 Before you Ieave, caII in at my house 115 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:06,182 and get my mum to give you my pants with the butterfly on them 116 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,184 and "The Interpretation of Dreams". 117 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:13,523 Even though the interpretation is aIways s***x, I'm reaIIy missing that book. 118 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,610 - More than me? - WeII, you can aIways be repIaced. 119 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,112 By Moira, maybe. 120 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,781 Be honest. Has anything happened between you? 121 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,160 My card's running out. Come, Matteo. 122 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,412 PIease hurry. 123 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,414 I need you. 124 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,646 Speak of the deviI and horns appear. 125 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,815 F***k off. 126 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,986 Statistics say 98 per cent of women 127 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,197 cheat on their partner when they're on hoIiday. 128...