Tape.2001.WEBRip.x264-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,458 [POP] 2 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:01,361 BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT. 3 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,445 [GRUNTS] 4 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,656 [SPITS] 5 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,221 WHOO. 6 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,522 [THUD] 7 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,335 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 8 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,357 VINCE! HE-HE-HEY, MAN! 9 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,890 [BOTH LAUGH] 10 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,925 S***T. 11 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,300 THIS IS GREAT. 12 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:50,299 YEAH! 13 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:53,031 THIS IS GREAT, MAN! HA HA! 14 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,266 HOW ARE YA?! 15 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:56,502 CAN'T COMPLAIN. YEAH? COOL. COOL. 16 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:59,607 TOTALLY. IT IS. I'M VERY PSYCHED. 17 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,740 OH, WHEW-- 18 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,344 YOU SHOULD BE, JONNY. 19 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,906 THIS IS A GREAT THING. 20 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:04,754 THANKS, MAN. 21 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,478 IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE! 22 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,454 TOTALLY! 23 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:10,821 EHH, S***T. AH HEH. 24 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,051 CLEAR! 25 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,685 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 26 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,897 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 27 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,996 EH, NOT MUCH. 28 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,368 YOU'RE NOT DRESSED. 29 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,066 LAY OFF. 30 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,066 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE IT. 31 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,537 WHAT? NOTHIN'. 32 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,006 SO? SO, NOTHING. 33 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,014 OK. 34 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,705 MMM. EXCELLENT. 35 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:41,878 [LAUGHS] 36 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,575 I SWEAR TO GOD, MAN. YOU-- 37 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:47,387 YOU GET STRANGER EVERY YEAR. 38 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,561 YOU LOOK GOOD, JON. 39 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:52,855 WHERE'S LEAH? 40 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,763 UH, SHE DIDN'T MAKE THE TRIP. 41 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,795 WHY NOT? 42 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,569 UH, WE BROKE UP. 43 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,699 SHUT UP. 44 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,844 I'M SERIOUS. 45 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:02,939 SHUT UP! 46 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,340 WHAT? I'M SERIOUS. 47 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,372 YOU BROKE UP? 48 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,636 WE BROKE UP. 49 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,584 WHY? 50 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,012 AH, COMPLICATED. 51 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,084 WHY? 52 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:15,082 OH, SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY I DRESS. 53 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,385 COME ON, MAN. DON'T JOKE, MAN. 54 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,518 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT. 55 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,392 WELL, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 56 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:23,691 OH, I GET STRANGER EVERY YEAR. HEH. 57 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,134 COME ON, VINCE. 58 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,088 WHAT, MAN?! 59 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,996 SHE THINKS I ** A D***K. 60 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:30,058 SHE SENDS HER APOLOGIES FOR NOT COMING. 61 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,597 SHE SAYS SHE'S SURE IT'S GONNA GO, UH, 62 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,973 YOU KNOW, FINE. 63 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,841 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 64 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,069 WELL, SHE DOES. 65 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,005 WHY DID YOU BREAK UP? 66 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,580 HEY, I DON'T KNOW. 67 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,147 Jon: SORRY, MAN. 68 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,578 YEAH, MAN. ME, TOO. 69 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,675 [HITS WALL] 70 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,962 WELL... 71 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,063 WHAT, IS IT PERMANENT? 72 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,865 PERMANENT AS A DEAD HORSE, AMIGO. 73 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,868 VINCE. 74 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,540 [TOILET FLUSHES] 75 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,113 COME ON. WHAT DID YOU DO? 76 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,642 [LAUGHS] 77 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,447 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 78 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,079 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU. 79 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,453 WHAT, YOU THINK I'M A D***K? 80 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,422 UH, NO, UH, 81 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,051 BUT I DO KNOW THAT OCCASIONALLY, 82 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,015 YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TO ACT 83 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,024 IN A PHALLIC FASHION. 84 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,785 YEAH, I'M NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 85 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:30,463 YOU'RE NOT A D***K? NO. 86 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,991 YOU'RE NOT A D***K ANYMORE? 87 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,855 GRR! YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 88 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,734 HEY, I'M JUST ASKING WHAT HAPPENED. 89 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:38,503 WHAT? A LOT-- A LOT OF THINGS. 90 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,196 LIKE? 91 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,133 LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. 92 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,698 LIKE, SHE SAYS I'M-- 93 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,166 I'M RECKLESS, ALL RIGHT? 94 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,944 WHAT, IN GENERAL? 95 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:46,773 YEAH. 96 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,477 OK, YOU WEREN'T 97 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,138 SPECIFICALLY RECKLESS RECENTLY? 98 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,577 NOT PARTICULARLY SPECIFICALLY. NO. 99 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,153 BE HONEST, VINCE. 100 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,081 I **. 101 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,615 DID YOU F***K AROUND? NO. 102 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,150 VINCE! I DIDN'T. 103 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,045 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 104 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,657 UH... 105 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,720 [SIGHS] 106 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,187 SHE THINKS I HAVE VIOLENT TENDENCIES. 107 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,126 OH, BOY. 108 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,630 JON, I NEVER TOUCHED HER. 109 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,063 I NEVER SAID YOU DID. 110 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,098 YEAH, WELL, SHE THINKS I HAVE, UH, 111 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:14,974 "UNRESOLVED ISSUES, 112 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,242 "WHICH OCCASIONALLY MANIFEST THEMSELVES 113 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,540 IN POTENTIALLY VIOLENT WAYS." 114 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,084 WHAT? 115 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:28,222 I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY SHE HAS A POINT. 116 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,648 YEAH, WELL, NO ONE'S SAYING SHE DOESN'T HAVE A POINT. 117 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,494 SO? 118 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,219 SO WHAT, SHE'S GOTTA BREAK UP WITH ME? 119 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,823 SHE'S PROBABLY SCARED. 120 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:38,255 GOD, OF WHAT? I NEVER THREATENED HER. 121 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,201 YOU SOMETIMES PRESENT A THREATENING APPEARANCE. 122 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,229 [SIGHS] 123 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,703 DUDE, WE HAVE BEEN GOING TOGETHER 124 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,773 FOR 3 YEARS. 125 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,840 SO WHAT? 126 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,498 SO, I MEAN, YOU'D THINK SHE'D BE USED TO IT BY NOW. 127 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,668 THAT'S A TRICKY ONE, VIN. 128 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,236 JESUS. WHAT'S TRICKY? 129 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,214 I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S TRICKY. 130 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,812 WOMEN THESE DAYS HAVE NO REASON TO HANG AROUND 131 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,875 POTENTIALLY VIOLENT GUYS. 132 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,053 IT'S NOT AN ATTRACTIVE QUALITY TO THEM ANYMORE. 133 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:02,882 TOO MANY OTHER GUYS OUT THERE 134 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,246 WITH RESOLVED VIOLENT TENDENCIES. 135 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,517 OH, SO, I'M OUT OF FASHION. 136 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,516 LOOK, DON'T BE A FOOL. 137 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:13,227 YEAH, WELL, DON'T BE A POLITICALLY CORRECT F***K. 138 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,560 HEY, I'M NOT. 139 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,725 I'M TELLING YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT 140 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:18,703 IF YOU THINK CHICKS ARE GONNA PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT. 141 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,102 WHAT BULLSHIT? 142 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,173 UH, LIKE PLAYING ROUGH. 143 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,042 I DIDN'T PLAY ROUGH WITH HER. 144 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,241 VINCE. WHAT? 145 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,272 I LOVE YOU. 146 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,836 OH, GREAT. 147 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:28,935 BUT COME ON. 148 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,576 WHAT? 149 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,740 YOU DON'T NOT PLAY ROUGH. 150 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:35,218 I TOTALLY DO NOT PLAY ROUGH. 151 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,278 [GROWLS] 152 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,886 F***K! 153 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,048 OK, MAN. LOOK, I'M JUST SORRY 154 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,087 YOU BROKE UP, ALL RIGHT? 155 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,521 I'M SORRY FOR YOU BOTH. 156 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:47,831 DON'T BE SORRY FOR THAT BITCH. 157 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,201 FINE, VINCE. 158 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:53,069 I'M JUST SORRY FOR YOU, OK? 159 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,701 NEXT SUBJECT. 160 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,005 WELL... 161 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,969 SHE SAYS IF I GET MY ACT TOGETHER, 162 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,908 KEEP GOING TO THE MEETINGS, 163 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,353 STOP BEING A D***K... 164 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,748 YOU KNOW, SHE MIGHT 165 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,350 CONSIDER TALKING TO ME AGAIN. 166 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,782 GOOD. 167 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,288 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. 168 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,289 SHOULD WE GET SOME DINNER? 169 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,321 [VINCE URINATING] 170 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,756 I GOTTA WAIT FOR A CALL. 171 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,834 FROM WHO? 172 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,270 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 173 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,299 FROM LEAH? 174 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,674 NO. 175 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,573 OK. 176 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:34,374 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG DAY TOMORROW? 177 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,307 YOU'RE MAD. 178 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,083 I'M NOT MAD. 179 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,080 HEY, BUDDY, YOU'RE...