The.Sopranos.S02E11.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:15,434 ♪ You woke up this morning G***t yourself a gun ♪ 2 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:19,434 ♪ Your mama always said You'd be the chosen one ♪ 3 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,500 ♪ She said "You're one in a million ♪ 4 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ And you've g***t to burn To shine" ♪ 5 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,901 ♪ But you were born Under a bad sign ♪ 6 00:00:27,968 --> 00:00:30,634 ♪ With a blue moon In your eyes ♪ 7 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:36,400 ♪ And you woke up this morning And all that love had gone ♪ 8 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:41,200 ♪ Your papa never told you About right and wrong ♪ 9 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:44,434 ♪ But you're looking good Baby ♪ 10 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,500 ♪ I believe that You're afeelin' fine ♪ 11 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:47,868 ♪ No shame about it ♪ 12 00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:49,467 ♪ Born under a bad sign ♪ 13 00:00:49,534 --> 00:00:51,634 ♪ With a blue moon In your eyes ♪ 14 00:00:51,701 --> 00:00:53,467 ♪ Sing it now ♪ 15 00:00:53,534 --> 00:00:54,667 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 16 00:00:54,734 --> 00:00:56,300 ♪ You g***t a blue moon ♪ 17 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:58,834 ♪ G***t a blue moon In your eyes ♪ 18 00:00:58,901 --> 00:01:00,767 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 19 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:06,167 ♪ You say you woke up This morning ♪ 20 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,400 ♪ The world turned Upside down ♪ 21 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:10,601 ♪ Lordy, brother Things ain't been the same ♪ 22 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:14,500 ♪ Since the blues Walked in our town ♪ 23 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:16,000 ♪ But you're one in a million ♪ 24 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:18,767 ♪ 'Cause you g***t That shotgun shine ♪ 25 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:21,901 ♪ No shame about it Born under a bad sign ♪ 26 00:01:21,968 --> 00:01:24,334 ♪ With a blue moon In your eyes, yeah ♪ 27 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,300 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ 28 00:01:28,767 --> 00:01:30,734 ♪ G***t yourself a gun ♪ 29 00:01:30,801 --> 00:01:33,934 ♪ Woke up this morning ♪ ♪ G***t yourself a gun ♪ 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,868 ♪ G***t yourself a gun ♪ 31 00:02:29,634 --> 00:02:30,934 What the...? 32 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,701 Stop! Stop! What are you doing? 33 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,567 What are you doing? You closing me up? 34 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,367 Mister! 35 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,634 Where do you suppose you're going? 36 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:42,801 Stop! Stop! Stop! 37 00:02:42,868 --> 00:02:44,334 I demand you stop! 38 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,767 I demand you come back here this instant! 39 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,334 This instant, you motherfucker! 40 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,067 You motherfucker! 41 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,734 Motherfucker! Motherfucker! 42 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:00,133 Yeah. Zanone Brothers. Hello? 43 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,701 This f***g series, huh? 44 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,701 Your driver, he comes here, 45 00:03:05,767 --> 00:03:09,167 he dumps the garbage all over the place! 46 00:03:09,234 --> 00:03:10,467 Oh, he did, huh? 47 00:03:10,534 --> 00:03:11,868 What "he did"? 48 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,300 - How about those Nets, huh? - You come get it, now! 49 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:16,500 Get what, sir? 50 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:19,400 The goddamn, goddamn garbage! 51 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,934 We thought you wanted it back. 52 00:03:21,033 --> 00:03:23,234 What? What? 53 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,167 The rag-head from the deli. 54 00:03:25,234 --> 00:03:27,801 Hello? Where are you? 55 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,133 Yeah, you called yesterday to complain? 56 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,534 That's our policy. It's written on our trucks. 57 00:03:33,601 --> 00:03:36,567 Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied. 58 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:40,234 I complain because you didn't make full pickups 59 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:43,534 on 12, 16, 20th. 60 00:03:43,601 --> 00:03:46,267 And then I get charged double for it! 61 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:48,734 Right, we had to come out twice. 62 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,834 You charge me double for pickups you miss? 63 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:55,968 My dispatcher asked you, if you're not satisfied, 64 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:58,701 did you want your garbage back? 65 00:03:58,767 --> 00:04:01,667 Of course I don't want garbage back! 66 00:04:01,734 --> 00:04:03,534 Then you're satisfied. 67 00:04:03,601 --> 00:04:07,300 You are speaking s***t to me. 68 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:10,567 We'll try to send a truck out tomorrow. 69 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:18,417 What are we talking, eight to ten? 70 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,184 For God's sake, Alan, 71 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,817 I can plead him out at three to five. 72 00:04:24,784 --> 00:04:28,584 All right, talk to Mike Gendler. See what he says. 73 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:30,317 What's all this? 74 00:04:30,383 --> 00:04:32,118 You looked thirsty last time I saw you. 75 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,283 Oh, yeah, you know what? 76 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:38,851 I knew I left this someplace. 77 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,584 New? 78 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,250 Yeah, you know, keeping busy. 79 00:04:45,317 --> 00:04:47,118 - Carmela, the kids? - Good. 80 00:04:47,184 --> 00:04:48,650 You know, school s***t. 81 00:04:48,717 --> 00:04:50,317 You bet that game last night? 82 00:04:50,383 --> 00:04:51,517 Yeah. 83 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,917 What do you think I need this for? 84 00:04:57,784 --> 00:04:59,218 So, what do I owe you, counselor? 85 00:04:59,283 --> 00:05:01,917 You'll pay me when I actually have to do something. 86 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:04,250 Let's hope that f***g day never comes, right? 87 00:05:04,317 --> 00:05:05,917 It almost did, very recently. 88 00:05:07,184 --> 00:05:09,151 Here we go, the Neil Mink lecture series. 89 00:05:09,218 --> 00:05:12,084 We'll, isn't it fair to say we were staring into the abyss? 90 00:05:12,151 --> 00:05:15,383 A very close call, that brush with a murder beef. 91 00:05:15,450 --> 00:05:18,218 I told you, I was home alone. 92 00:05:18,283 --> 00:05:20,118 You and Macaulay Culkin. 93 00:05:20,184 --> 00:05:23,017 Except that neither one of you would have been alone. 94 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:27,051 Champagne's nice. 95 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,184 But you want to give me a real gift? 96 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,051 Insulate yourself from these shenanigans. 97 00:05:31,118 --> 00:05:32,650 I told you once already. 98 00:05:32,717 --> 00:05:34,250 I do. I **. 99 00:05:34,317 --> 00:05:36,017 What the f***k you want from me? 100 00:05:36,084 --> 00:05:38,450 Use one of the businesses we've g***t you in 101 00:05:38,517 --> 00:05:42,118 for something besides showing income on a tax return. 102 00:05:42,184 --> 00:05:44,283 Spend time at Garden State Rendering. 103 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:47,283 Oh, please, you know what boiling fat smells like? 104 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:49,817 You have an office at Barone Sanitation. 105 00:05:49,884 --> 00:05:52,450 Get your a***s out of that strip club and go there. 106 00:05:55,017 --> 00:05:56,317 All right, I hear you. 107 00:05:56,383 --> 00:05:58,417 The feds are a business, Anthony. 108 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:02,517 Millions of tax dollars invested in watching your a***s. 109 00:06:02,584 --> 00:06:04,584 Sooner or later, just like you, 110 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:06,951 they're gonna want a return on that investment. 111 00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:10,984 Mother of f***g mercy. 112 00:06:11,051 --> 00:06:13,450 What, you take a sledgehammer to my balls? 113 00:06:13,517 --> 00:06:16,617 No, that's just the incision where I inserted the stent. 114 00:06:16,684 --> 00:06:18,484 You're gonna feel a little tenderness. 115 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:20,084 Okay, almost there. 116 00:06:20,151 --> 00:06:22,184 Easy. 117 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,250 You should just use the bedpan next time. 118 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,817 I'm not a cat. 119 00:06:25,884 --> 00:06:27,084 I don't s***t in a box. 120 00:06:27,151 --> 00:06:28,584 You have to watch your heart. 121 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:30,617 My heart's fine. 122 00:06:30,684 --> 00:06:32,917 When I get out of here, we're going to a discotheque, 123 00:06:32,984 --> 00:06:34,717 you and me. 124 00:06:34,784 --> 00:06:36,484 Discotheque. 125 00:06:37,784 --> 00:06:39,084 What's so funny? 126 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,450 Mr. Soprano. 127 00:06:43,517 --> 00:06:45,617 I'm Michael McLuhan from the U.S. Marshals Service, 128 00:06:45,684 --> 00:06:48,051 here to reattach your electronic bracelet. 129 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:52,517 They you give you the important jobs, huh? 130 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:56,750 Excuse me, your name's really McLuhan? 131 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,417 Right. 132 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:01,184 So that makes you Marshal McLuhan. 133 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,450 That's right. 134 00:07:05,118 --> 00:07:06,550 What? What's the f***g joke? 135 00:07:09,084 --> 00:07:11,450 All right, now you may feel some pressure in your chest, 136 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:14,250 but that'll go away as the blood flow to heart increases. 137 00:07:14,317 --> 00:07:17,484 Now just stay in bed, plenty of fluids. 138 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:19,750 Get you home tomorrow....