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1 00:00:10,476 --> 00:00:15,582 ♪ 2 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,692 - You're talking to yourself again, wiener. 3 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,394 - Huh? 4 00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:03,363 - God, you're such a perv. 5 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,531 - Me, me, me, me, me. 6 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:10,570 (upbeat music) 7 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:57,717 - [Voiceover] We need to stop at the bank, 8 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,419 I want money for the weekend. 9 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,020 - [Voiceover] We are not stopping. 10 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,622 There are plenty of banks near your sisters house 11 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,290 in Santa Barbara. 12 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,063 Well, this is the address. 13 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,564 So where's the fuckin' apartment? 14 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:14,267 - Bob, watch your language in front of the kids. 15 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,569 - Oh, it smells like a fart in here. 16 00:02:16,602 --> 00:02:18,404 Why couldn't you drop me off first? 17 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:21,140 - Ellen, honey, why don't we stop by the grocery store 18 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,209 and get some food for you to take over to Debbie's? 19 00:02:23,242 --> 00:02:25,144 - Debbie's mom's gonna have food, Sharon. 20 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,679 - Anyway, food is gross. 21 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,348 I'm trying to lose weight. 22 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,216 - What about you Joshua? 23 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:31,417 Joshua? 24 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,286 - He only answers to Spanky now, remember? 25 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,487 - And why is that? 26 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,723 - Because he's never had s***x and he spanks his meat all day. 27 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,057 - Shut up! 28 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,059 - My God, Ellen, really. 29 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,728 - There's a million diseases out there, sweetie. 30 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,463 Josh is just trying to be careful. 31 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,231 Isn't that right Josh? - Duh, yeah. 32 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:47,300 (pounding and knocking on car) 33 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,568 - It's Mert! 34 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,207 (both sniffing) 35 00:02:57,276 --> 00:02:59,112 - Hey, Mrs. Green, hey Mr. Green. 36 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,113 - Mert. 37 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:00,847 - Hey El. - Hey, loser. 38 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,815 - Ellen, you be nice. 39 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,783 Mert, where is your brother? 40 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,752 I want to talk to him before we leave Joshua. 41 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,354 - Sorry, Johnny's upstairs taking a shower, but he wanted 42 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,690 me to tell you that we'll definitely be under his adult 43 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:12,592 supervision all night. 44 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,694 - Good enough for me, let's get going. 45 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,530 - Yeah, you know you're cooler than mom, right? 46 00:03:17,563 --> 00:03:19,699 - Yeah, don't push it, kid. 47 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:22,368 Here, 10:00 ** sharp tomorrow. 48 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:30,176 - Oh, tell aunt Helen I'm so sorry about her head. 49 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:32,545 - Bye sweetie. - See you, losers. 50 00:03:32,578 --> 00:03:33,546 - [All] Bye! 51 00:03:33,579 --> 00:03:35,281 - Let's drop Ellen off and get the f***k out-- 52 00:03:35,314 --> 00:03:37,483 - So your brothers not home, is he? 53 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,618 - No f***g way, man. 54 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,486 We g***t the house to ourselves, man. 55 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,855 And I've g***t the p***n. 56 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:47,193 (both grunting) (upbeat music) 57 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:48,728 - This is gonna be awesome! 58 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:56,869 Oh, dude, who lives here? 59 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,806 - Oh that's Cindy and June, man. 60 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,607 They're f***g hot! 61 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,276 Check it out, you can look through the keyhole. 62 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,178 - Really? - Yeah, look. 63 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,348 - Alright what are we having? - Nice. 64 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,586 - Oh yeah. - Hot, I like that. 65 00:04:13,619 --> 00:04:15,555 - We should try to f***k them tonight, man. 66 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,723 - Yeah, right. - No seriously, man. 67 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,359 It's about time you g***t laid! 68 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,562 - I've almost been laid, that one time. 69 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:23,496 - When? 70 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,698 - With Casey Summerling at camp, I told you. 71 00:04:25,731 --> 00:04:27,934 - Dude, that was like four years ago. 72 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,202 - So? 73 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,504 - So, did you spooge in her googe? 74 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,806 - Not really. - What, in her mouth? 75 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,941 Between her t***s, in her a***s? 76 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,444 - No, I didn't, but she taught me how to do this 69 77 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,879 style kiss. 78 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,814 - Dude, 69, man? 79 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,783 That's pretty much second base, lame-o. 80 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:45,685 That doesn't even count. - It so does count. 81 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,788 - Okay, did you o***m? - Yeah. 82 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,890 - While she was in the room? 83 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,526 - No. - Okay. 84 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,662 Well then you, my friend, have not had s***x. 85 00:04:56,696 --> 00:05:00,666 - I'm just gonna get dressed, here, on the couch. 86 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,635 - Come on. 87 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,441 Welcome to the pleasure dome. - Sick. 88 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,209 - Take a seat. 89 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:13,179 And now for the p***n. 90 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,852 - I want to f***k you so bad. 91 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:23,756 Just call me and I'll be right over. 92 00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:26,459 - What is this, a 1-900 add? 93 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,896 - No, it's Johnny's ex-girlfriend, Pinky. 94 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,063 - [Voiceover] Don't you miss me? 95 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,665 - She's such a freak, man. - [Voiceover] I miss you. 96 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:34,867 - There's a whole box of these in the closet. 97 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:37,403 She must've sent one, like, every day while they were 98 00:05:37,436 --> 00:05:38,804 breaking up. 99 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,307 - Please, Johnny! 100 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:45,478 ♪ I've g***t something special for you ♪ 101 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,913 - This chick giving you a boner yet? 102 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,382 - Nope. - Yeah, me neither. 103 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,816 Let's go check the fridge. 104 00:05:58,457 --> 00:05:59,759 - Awesome! 105 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,861 This is the best refrigerator ever. 106 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,362 - Fuckin' A. 107 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,632 Fuckin' A, right man? - Okay. 108 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,804 (both laughing) 109 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:16,909 (both gulping) 110 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:22,715 (belching) 111 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:25,318 - Oh yeah, s***t man, I almost forgot! 112 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:27,787 Look what I found in the trash! 113 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,256 - Oh. 114 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:36,596 (upbeat music) 115 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,356 - Shwag. - Yeah, I know. 116 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:05,391 My brother smokes s***t. 117 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,861 (coughing) 118 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:14,834 (both humming a tune) 119 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:28,347 Alright, good one, are you ready for my plan? 120 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,649 - What's your plan? 121 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,418 - We're gonna go out onto the fire escape 122 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,821 and we're gonna look through the window at those two chicks. 123 00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:39,625 - Stop looking at women through windows, Spanky. 124 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,860 Look at me! 125 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,561 I'm all you need. 126 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,503 - Come on, man! 127 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,805 They were just taking their clothes off a few minutes ago. 128 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,674 They gotta be naked by now. 129 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,676 - You know looking through some window at girls 130 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,044 is totally illegal. 131 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:01,013 Not to mention just a tad bit creepy. 132 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,117 - No wonder you've never gotten laid, you're gay! 133 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,552 - I ** not gay. 134 00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:09,588 - You are so gay, you even sound gay. 135 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,390 - What, I don't gay! 136 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,626 - You sound like Harvey Milk doing a gay p***o. 137 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,127 - F***k you! 138 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,064 You're just pissed because I'm not a Peeping Tom like you. 139 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,801 - Every guys is a Peeping Tom, unless they're gay. 140 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:25,671 - Alright, I'll go out on the f***g fire escape with you. 141 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,906...