Death.Race.2000.1975.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:27,975 --> 00:01:34,075 O great American multitude, and sports fans everywhere. 2 00:01:34,175 --> 00:01:39,275 Today we inaugurate the 20th annual Transcontinental Road Race. 3 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:43,774 Today the five bravest young men and women 4 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:46,774 in this bravest of nations 5 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,474 will risk their lives 6 00:01:48,574 --> 00:01:52,574 in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus. 7 00:01:52,674 --> 00:01:57,874 Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned, 8 00:01:57,974 --> 00:02:01,973 for all the world to behold in awe, 9 00:02:01,974 --> 00:02:03,674 in respect, 10 00:02:03,774 --> 00:02:05,374 in fear. 11 00:02:05,474 --> 00:02:10,873 All right, all right. This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. 12 00:02:10,973 --> 00:02:14,272 And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow play-by-play 13 00:02:14,273 --> 00:02:18,773 when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track. 14 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:21,373 Do I hear the sound of engines? 15 00:02:21,473 --> 00:02:25,273 It's "Calamity" Jane Kelly, queen of the road, 16 00:02:25,373 --> 00:02:28,873 at the wheel of that mean old ornery stud Bull. 17 00:02:32,773 --> 00:02:36,172 Zany Janie, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, 18 00:02:36,272 --> 00:02:38,271 placed second in 1998 19 00:02:38,272 --> 00:02:42,672 and led at last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble. 20 00:02:42,772 --> 00:02:47,372 Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janie better luck this year. 21 00:02:47,472 --> 00:02:49,672 My fans can wish me all the luck they want. 22 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:53,272 If my luck with my lovers gets any better, I'll miss the race completely. 23 00:02:53,372 --> 00:02:56,172 Isn't that right, Pete? 24 00:02:56,272 --> 00:02:59,372 With the start of the race only a heartthrob away, 25 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:02,871 this is Grace Pander on the spot - as usual - 26 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:06,070 to welcome the greatest racer of all time, 27 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:09,271 and a very dear friend of mine. 28 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:14,571 Yes, in just a moment he will be coming through the doors! 29 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:22,871 There is no cause for alarm. 30 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,970 The patient has been flown in from abroad in a state of suspended animation 31 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:31,270 in order to facilitate the healing of his recent limb transplants. 32 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:34,770 He should be coming around any moment now. 33 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:40,570 Oh, my... I don't believe it! 34 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:50,670 Frankenstein, can you give me an exclusive? How are things abroad? 35 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:54,169 How is Mr. President? Is he still in Moscow? 36 00:03:54,269 --> 00:04:00,269 Mr. President is in his summer palace in Peking. 37 00:04:00,369 --> 00:04:02,169 He loves everybody. 38 00:04:02,269 --> 00:04:04,869 And everybody loves him. 39 00:04:04,969 --> 00:04:06,868 - Sieg! - Heil! 40 00:04:06,869 --> 00:04:11,368 Here she is, that adorable swastika sweetheart, 41 00:04:11,369 --> 00:04:14,569 Matilda the Hun from Milwaukee! 42 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:20,768 And her lovable Nazi navigator, Herman "the German" Bock! 43 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:30,768 Matilda, Herman, 44 00:04:30,868 --> 00:04:35,968 do you think this is your turn to be first and foremost in sunny California? 45 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,468 - Today, California. - Tomorrow, the world. 46 00:04:38,568 --> 00:04:41,068 Hiya, Herman. 47 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:46,168 I hope your Buzz Bomb has a little more juice in its warhead this year. 48 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:52,267 Whoever named your car the Bull, 49 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:54,767 was only half right! 50 00:04:54,867 --> 00:04:58,867 Frankenstein, will Mr. President fly in to crown the winner of the race? 51 00:04:58,967 --> 00:04:59,666 Yes. 52 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,066 Is it true that with your new mechanical arm 53 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,967 you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second? 54 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:08,266 - Would you care to comment on that? - No. 55 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:11,967 How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met? 56 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:15,066 You'll love Annie. She's a red-hot sexpot. 57 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:17,666 She better be a red-hot navigator. 58 00:05:20,566 --> 00:05:21,866 No more questions. 59 00:05:21,966 --> 00:05:28,166 It's the Lion! And at the wheel, Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonnegan. 60 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:30,465 Never has finished the Transcontinental, 61 00:05:30,466 --> 00:05:35,166 but three big wins in the provinces this season plus a brand-new beast 62 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:38,165 means Nero's not fiddling around. 63 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:41,865 Sit still, Cleopatra, and stop blocking me. 64 00:05:41,965 --> 00:05:44,365 My fans wanna see me. 65 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:46,665 They've never seen a has-been before? 66 00:05:53,765 --> 00:05:56,265 - Annie Smith? - Mr. Frankenstein. 67 00:05:57,465 --> 00:06:00,265 I've checked out the car, and everything seems perfect. 68 00:06:00,365 --> 00:06:05,365 - I have the route maps right here. - I will check them in a minute. 69 00:06:06,464 --> 00:06:08,063 We will roll... 70 00:06:08,064 --> 00:06:11,164 when everything seems perfect... 71 00:06:11,264 --> 00:06:12,364 to me. 72 00:06:12,464 --> 00:06:14,763 I've packed some high-protein capsules 73 00:06:14,764 --> 00:06:17,664 and as many adrenaline tablets as I could find. 74 00:06:17,764 --> 00:06:22,563 And I've also assembled a medical kit, just in case. I'm trained as a nurse. 75 00:06:22,564 --> 00:06:25,863 I don't need a nurse. I need a navigator. 76 00:06:25,864 --> 00:06:30,464 Mr. Frankenstein, you're very good at what you do, 77 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:33,163 and I'm very good at what I do. 78 00:06:33,263 --> 00:06:35,363 We'll see. 79 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:42,063 And you know there's only one person who guns an engine like that. 80 00:06:42,163 --> 00:06:45,763 It's gotta be the roughest tough guy of 'em all, 81 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:49,563 "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo! 82 00:06:51,763 --> 00:06:54,163 Here he comes - Machine Gun Joe. 83 00:06:54,263 --> 00:06:57,662 Loved by thousands, hated by millions. 84 00:06:57,663 --> 00:07:00,961 Only living previous winner except for Frankenstein. 85 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,862 Highest lifetime score after Frankenstein. 86 00:07:03,962 --> 00:07:07,862 And he's certainly getting the welcome he deserves. 87 00:07:10,962 --> 00:07:16,962 Joe doesn't look too happy, but you can't keep those Frankenstein fans down. 88 00:07:17,462 --> 00:07:20,261 Lousy sons of bitches. 89 00:07:20,262 --> 00:07:22,462 - Frankenstein? - Give it to them, Joe. 90 00:07:22,562 --> 00:07:24,562 You want Frankenstein? 91 00:07:24,662 --> 00:07:27,161 I'll give you Frankenstein. 92 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:31,861 Yeah! 93 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,060 Here he comes! Here he comes! 94 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,761 Frankenstein! 95 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:40,660 Frankenstein the legend! Frankenstein the indestructible! 96 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,261 Sole survivor of the titanic pileup of '95. 97 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,560 Only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race. 98 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,661 Frankenstein - 99 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,960 ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed and reamed! 100 00:07:54,060 --> 00:07:56,360 A dancer on the brink of death. 101 00:07:56,460 --> 00:08:01,360 Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99. 102 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:06,960 With half a face and half a chest and all the guts in the world, he's back! 103 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:11,959 God only knows what he looks like under that mask, but he is back. 104 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:17,260 In the name of Mr. President, America loves you, Frankenstein. 105 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,359 You will regret that, Joe. 106 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:37,858 Stay tuned, racing fans. 107 00:08:37,859 --> 00:08:43,758 T- video satellite will bring every mile of thrills and spills into your living room. 108 00:08:43,759 --> 00:08:48,257 All five cars are in starting position here at New York Memorial Raceway, 109 00:08:48,258 --> 00:08:50,158 ready to roll. 110 00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:55,558 Now we take you to the Summer Palace. And Mr. President. 111 00:09:09,658 --> 00:09:11,457 My children, 112 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,856 whom I love so dearly, 113 00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:17,056 it has been my duty 114 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,057 in the long and difficult years 115 00:09:20,157 --> 00:09:23,457 since the world crash of '79 116 00:09:23,557 --> 00:09:27,257 to serve you as best I could. 117 00:09:27,357 --> 00:09:32,056 Never before in history have the masses forgone all comfort 118 00:09:32,057 --> 00:09:34,757 so that the spirit of genius might thrive 119 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:39,556 and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty 120 00:09:39,656 --> 00:09:42,956 in the fertile field of minority privilege. 121 00:09:43,056 --> 00:09:47,955 And now. My children. The drivers are ready. The world is waiting. 122 00:09:47,956 --> 00:09:52,256 Once more, I give you what you want. 123 00:10:04,356 -->...