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1 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:40,310 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:50,007 --> 00:01:52,975 - Thank you. - Does your mom have a favorite flower? 3 00:01:52,977 --> 00:01:55,747 Ah, she loves those red Gerbera flowers. 4 00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:02,351 Do you have a favorite flower? 5 00:02:02,353 --> 00:02:03,722 I don't know. 6 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,922 Well, when you dated people in the past 7 00:02:06,924 --> 00:02:08,627 what kind of flower..? 8 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:11,161 what kind of flower did they give you? 9 00:02:11,163 --> 00:02:14,066 I think I've given more flowers than I've received. 10 00:02:15,366 --> 00:02:16,799 What? 11 00:02:16,801 --> 00:02:18,133 - Really? - Yes. 12 00:02:18,135 --> 00:02:19,103 - No. - Yes. 13 00:02:20,038 --> 00:02:22,942 You have to let me be the one to give you flowers. 14 00:02:31,149 --> 00:02:35,385 I don't understand people. Who steals a doormat? 15 00:02:35,387 --> 00:02:37,053 How're you doin'? 16 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:40,322 Oh, I'm missing doormats and losing my mind. 17 00:02:40,324 --> 00:02:41,824 You know what I'm saying. 18 00:02:41,826 --> 00:02:43,125 This is your first Thanksgiving 19 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:44,860 without your dad. 20 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:47,229 - Hi. - Hey. 21 00:02:47,231 --> 00:02:49,798 Why, why are you huddled outside my door? 22 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,067 Will you come in to the office to pay, sweetie? 23 00:02:52,069 --> 00:02:55,071 I'm waiting for my daughter to come and bring me the cash. 24 00:02:55,073 --> 00:02:58,173 - I'll bring it tomorrow. - Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. 25 00:02:58,175 --> 00:02:59,441 She's... 26 00:02:59,443 --> 00:03:02,811 Excuse me. Can I help you? 27 00:03:02,813 --> 00:03:06,281 - I don't know. Who are you? - Rose. 28 00:03:06,283 --> 00:03:07,784 This is my hotel. 29 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:08,987 Oh! 30 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:12,088 Yeah, I'm just lost. 31 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:15,024 - Okay. - Thought it was a diner but... 32 00:03:15,026 --> 00:03:17,229 Yeah, all good. Thanks. 33 00:03:18,229 --> 00:03:20,098 - Bye. - Bye. 34 00:03:24,802 --> 00:03:26,237 What the hell was that? 35 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:28,537 I've seen that van before. 36 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:30,472 You've gotta tell me this stuff. 37 00:03:30,474 --> 00:03:32,542 - What stuff? - Suspicious stuff. 38 00:03:32,544 --> 00:03:36,512 Your brother is the most suspicious thing around here. 39 00:03:36,514 --> 00:03:39,516 - That's true. - Alright. 40 00:03:45,423 --> 00:03:48,394 - I like you in an apron. - Don't get used to it. 41 00:03:49,127 --> 00:03:52,495 - So, I've been thinking about something. - Oh, yeah, what? 42 00:03:52,497 --> 00:03:57,800 I think maybe you and I should go on a trip. 43 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,170 Oh, yeah? Where do you wanna go? 44 00:04:00,038 --> 00:04:01,870 I don't know. Maybe somewhere for New... 45 00:04:01,872 --> 00:04:05,208 Ahem, Ladies, are we interrupting something? 46 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,542 This is Mimi. 47 00:04:06,544 --> 00:04:08,011 Hi. 48 00:04:08,013 --> 00:04:09,546 Mimi, this is my roommate Lauren, 49 00:04:09,548 --> 00:04:10,479 and Hailey. 50 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:12,248 I have to pee. 51 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,187 I'm sorry. The bathroom is down the hall. 52 00:04:21,225 --> 00:04:23,425 Somethin' smells good. What are we cookin'? 53 00:04:23,427 --> 00:04:25,161 Berry crumble for tomorrow. 54 00:04:25,163 --> 00:04:27,096 What are your Thanksgiving plans? What are you doing? 55 00:04:27,098 --> 00:04:29,031 Mimi invited me to a pot luck in Brooklyn 56 00:04:29,033 --> 00:04:30,899 with some friends, so I don't know. 57 00:04:30,901 --> 00:04:32,435 - I'm Weighing my options. - Oh. 58 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:33,806 Yeah. 59 00:04:35,072 --> 00:04:36,906 - Wait, no, no, stop. - Ooh! 60 00:04:36,908 --> 00:04:38,041 - Hey, Mrs. Anderson! - No, no. 61 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:39,341 Not, not funny, 62 00:04:39,343 --> 00:04:41,176 Austin, seriously? Give me the phone. 63 00:04:41,178 --> 00:04:43,214 - Oh, why thank you. - Give me the phone. 64 00:04:44,182 --> 00:04:48,287 Hi, mom. Yeah, I'll call you back. 65 00:04:49,086 --> 00:04:50,320 Bye, Mrs. Anderson. 66 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:53,192 - Austin! - Yeah. Watch out. 67 00:04:54,291 --> 00:04:57,093 Hey. It's nice to see you too, Hailey. 68 00:04:57,095 --> 00:04:58,998 Always a pleasure, Austin. 69 00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:02,598 I'm gonna check the crumble. 70 00:05:07,471 --> 00:05:09,375 What the hell? 71 00:05:10,274 --> 00:05:11,911 Oh. 72 00:05:14,178 --> 00:05:16,478 Looking for a diner, my a***s. 73 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,949 I'm home! 74 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:22,954 My brother, 75 00:05:23,622 --> 00:05:25,288 is up to something. 76 00:05:25,290 --> 00:05:27,356 - Well, you gotta fire him. - I can't fire my brother. 77 00:05:27,358 --> 00:05:29,192 Work's supposed to keep him out of trouble. 78 00:05:29,194 --> 00:05:31,159 Are you eating blueberry pie? 79 00:05:31,161 --> 00:05:34,029 First of all, it's only 147 calories per slice. 80 00:05:34,031 --> 00:05:35,998 - Yeah. - Second of all, 81 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,135 - it's a super-food. - And you're a super-man, 82 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,570 but it's for tomorrow. 83 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,841 Not this slice. 84 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:45,844 Okay. Did you watch the turkey carving video? 85 00:05:46,411 --> 00:05:47,846 Well, I did and I didn't. 86 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:52,414 - Dad always carved the turkey. - Oh, come here. 87 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:55,050 I know. I'll watch the video, I promise. 88 00:05:55,052 --> 00:05:56,519 I miss him too. 89 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:58,288 And he's the only one that would fight me for 90 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,589 - the dark meat. - Oh, please watch the video. 91 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:03,125 I will, I swear. I mean, how else ** I gonna know how 92 00:06:03,127 --> 00:06:04,993 carve a dumb turkey? 93 00:06:04,995 --> 00:06:06,495 Yeah. I still love you, though. 94 00:06:06,497 --> 00:06:07,630 Yeah, I love you too. 95 00:06:11,136 --> 00:06:13,105 What are we supposed to do with that? 96 00:06:17,242 --> 00:06:21,644 - Mm-mm. - Mm-mm. 97 00:06:21,646 --> 00:06:23,245 - No. - Hey, mom. 98 00:06:23,247 --> 00:06:26,149 - You didn't call me back! - Uh, sorry. 99 00:06:26,151 --> 00:06:29,051 Austin sent a smoked turkey again. 100 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:32,187 I'm making my turkey too. How much turkey does he think we eat? 101 00:06:32,189 --> 00:06:34,457 I have no idea. I mean, he's not even coming this year. 102 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:37,192 - What's with the Wi-Fi? - You know, sweetie, technologically, 103 00:06:37,194 --> 00:06:40,329 that doesn't do anything. So, did you have a nice night? 104 00:06:40,331 --> 00:06:42,565 Yeah. Just hanging out with Hailey. 105 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:45,300 - When are we meeting the boyfriend? - Soon. 106 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:47,202 - When's soon? - Mom. 107 00:06:47,204 --> 00:06:49,038 When are you and your friend coming tomorrow? 108 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,541 I need a game plan. I don't like surprises. 109 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:54,310 I'm coming at, like, 10:00. She's coming a little later. 110 00:06:54,312 --> 00:06:57,046 Okay, okay, I love you. Bye. Muah! 111 00:06:57,048 --> 00:06:59,184 I love you, too. Bye. Muah! 112 00:07:02,052 --> 00:07:04,320 She doesn't like surprises. 113 00:07:04,322 --> 00:07:06,992 - Surprise, I'm not a boyfriend. - Right. 114 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,024 What should I wear tomorrow? 115 00:07:09,026 --> 00:07:10,093 Um, I don't know, 116 00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:12,594 just, casual, comfortable. 117 00:07:12,596 --> 00:07:14,197 My family's super comfortable. 118 00:07:14,199 --> 00:07:16,231 - Pajamas? - Funny. 119 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:17,733 What are you gonna say to them? 120 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:20,135 Mom, dad, I have a girlfriend. 121 00:07:20,137 --> 00:07:22,238 She'll be here, like, real soon. 122 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,207 Are you sure you don't want me to come with you? 123 00:07:24,209 --> 00:07:27,110 Yeah. I don't wanna bombard them. 124 00:08:17,095 --> 00:08:18,260 Did you watch the video yet? 125 00:08:18,262 --> 00:08:19,530 I'm on it. 126 00:08:21,098 --> 00:08:23,265 - I want grandchildren. - Okay. 127 00:08:23,267 --> 00:08:25,834 I don't wanna be 80, chasing around a 5-year-old. 128 00:08:25,836 --> 00:08:27,469 - No. - I'm still vivacious. 129 00:08:27,471 --> 00:08:28,439 Yes, you are. 130 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,043 - How did we get old? - Nobody's old. Who's old? 131 00:08:32,777 --> 00:08:35,578 Just yesterday I was getting high and listening to The Beatles. 132 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:39,081 Well, yeah, that's what you do... Lauren's walking? 133 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,816 Why would she walk? 134 00:08:40,818 --> 00:08:43,352 - I have no idea. - Who walks? 135 00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:54,430 - What are you doing? - Why didn't you call for a ride? 136 00:08:54,432 --> 00:08:56,531 Sorry, I just wanted to walk, clear my head. 137 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:58,334 Just doing my beads, chanting. 138 00:08:58,336 --> 00:09:00,869 Alright. Well, let me hug my favorite daughter. 139 00:09:00,871 --> 00:09:02,537 -...