macgyver.2016.s04e07.internal.720p.web.x264-bamboozle Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,547 ♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted 2 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:29,029 ♪ Vacation, had to get away... 3 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,031 Whoa. Check this out. 4 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,338 Eh? 5 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:36,384 "Inspired by the European reception halls 6 00:00:36,427 --> 00:00:39,561 of the 19th century..." I see it. 7 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,563 "The king first commissioned this royal hall 8 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,913 at the turn of the 20th century." 9 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,047 You want to check out the night markets? 10 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,179 No, this is great. Yeah. 11 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,963 Picture? 12 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:53,966 Okay. With the cool sword.Okay. Yeah. 13 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,533 Smile. 14 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,282 Mac. 15 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,328 Why does she look familiar? 16 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,423 Karenni activist Pinapa Chaiveera. 17 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,555 She's been on the news lately for protesting 18 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:20,471 deplorable conditions on the Burmese border in refugee camps. 19 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:22,212 It looks like she's being arrested. 20 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,779 I've seen Brokedown Palace. 21 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:27,304 Once she's in prison, she is not getting out. 22 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,569 We're supposed to be on vacation. 23 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,489 On the bright side, we freed her. 24 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,188 Quick. In here. Quick. 25 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:51,459 Okay, we need a way out. 26 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:56,246 Um... All right. 27 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,335 I think I g***t an idea. 28 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,642 Gotta get over here. 29 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:01,904 I need your bra. 30 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:03,862 Oh, baby, I think I need it more than you. 31 00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:07,692 Underwires are made of malleable nickel titanium. 32 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,496 By winding it through the fuse box, electrifying the wrench, 33 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,480 I should be able to kill power to the whole place, 34 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:12,828 giving us a chance to run away. 35 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,003 How did you do that so fast? 36 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,353 Every woman on the planet can.Right. 37 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:20,662 Sorry. Thank you.Mm-hmm. 38 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:23,926 Would these help? 39 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:25,623 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 40 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,408 You ready? 41 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,279 God, I missed blowing things up. 42 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,151 Happy anniversary, babe. 43 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,879 So... 44 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,837 You both work at a think tank, huh? 45 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:08,623 Yes. I-I'm an engineer. She's a language specialist. 46 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,102 Did you meet at work? 47 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:12,409 No, we were both volunteering at the animal shelter 48 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,758 and we liked the same puppy. 49 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,456 What was the name of the puppy? 50 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:16,631 Gizmo. 51 00:03:16,674 --> 00:03:19,111 And the breed? 52 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:22,941 Oh, come on. Nobody's gonna ask us that. 53 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,422 I'm being thorough. 54 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:26,423 All right. 55 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,903 You g***t to work on your accent. 56 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,122 You sound like a constipated cowboy. 57 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,883 You have two hours to get your story straight. 58 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,580 That man will question you and dig into your past 59 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:35,127 like a famished jackal. 60 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,801 It's just Riley's boyfriend. It's not like we're infiltrating 61 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,740 the Kremlin. We're going on a double date. 62 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,935 MacGYVER: Yeah, he's an accountant. What's he gonna do? 63 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,744 Our taxes? 64 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,833 You must maintain your covers. 65 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,158 Not just for Riley, but for the survival 66 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:47,792 of our organization. 67 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:50,534 At least the whole dating part of your cover is real. 68 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,277 Yeah, hang on. W-What was that? 69 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:57,846 Those little microexpressions. You two aredating? 70 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:00,022 Yes, of course we are. 71 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:01,458 It's just that... 72 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:05,419 It's just that we haven't really been on a "date" date 73 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:06,811 since before we broke up. 74 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:07,986 Seriously? 75 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,050 Mac... Uh, well, it's a little hard 76 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,337 with all the chaos 77 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,295 and saving the world stuff we do around here. 78 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,732 Well, tonight you can enjoy a well-deserved night off. Hmm? 79 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,778 Where are you going tonight? 80 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:20,738 Aubrey g***t us a reservation at a pop-up restaurant called... 81 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,262 uh, something French. 82 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,393 Uh, Fork. Spoon. 83 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:25,830 La Belle... Cuillère? 84 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,223 Yeah. You're joking. 85 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,747 Chef Salvatore is a world-renowned culinary artist. 86 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,184 I've called in every favor and I'm still 87 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,490 on the damned wait list. Right. 88 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:34,665 We are finished here. 89 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,580 Just remember your covers. 90 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,669 And act like a couple. 91 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,323 Hmm? We are a couple. 92 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,413 Yeah. A normal couple. 93 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:04,695 Well, you look nice. 94 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,436 So do you. 95 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,091 Thank you. 96 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:11,136 Mm-hmm. 97 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:17,360 ♪ I don't want a place to stay 98 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,713 ♪ Make my day 99 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,846 ♪ Make my day... 100 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,021 Okay, you're nervous. 101 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,085 That's your mission pump-up music. 102 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,067 Yes, okay. I'm nervous. 103 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,635 Russ actually kind of g***t into my head back there. 104 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,377 We're a normal couple, Mac. We can handle a date. 105 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:39,382 What if the only thing that works for us is the adrenaline? 106 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,079 No. 107 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:43,734 We don't need to be on a mission to enjoy each other's company. 108 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,823 Just, no work. 109 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,259 A nice dinner with friends. 110 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:48,870 And to prove it, 111 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:52,047 we will leave our phones in the car. 112 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,092 Yeah. Mm? 113 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,225 We can do this. Oh, you know what? 114 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,749 I see your phone and I raise you my Swiss Army knife. 115 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,229 How about that? Oh. Yeah? 116 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:01,491 You sure about that? Oh, yeah. 117 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,406 Okay. 118 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,514 You know what we're gonna do tonight? 119 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,756 Kick this date's a***s. 120 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,800 Yeah, we are. 121 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,120 Names, please. 122 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,253 Uh, Desiree Nguyen and Angus MacGyver. 123 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:25,515 Real names, please. 124 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,605 Those are our real names. 125 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:32,261 Welcome to La Belle Cuillère. 126 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,447 Riles. 127 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:45,796 Oh. Hey. Oh... 128 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,450 Hey, guys. 129 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,278 Glad you could make it. DESI: Hi. 130 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:51,125 You g***t your covers straight, right? Do not worry. 131 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:52,890 We are so good. We're a normal couple. 132 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,457 Stop saying that. Right, sorry. 133 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,285 You must be Mac. Yeah, sorry. I **... 134 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,635 I'm a, I'm a hugger. Yeah. 135 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,995 Ah... 136 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,998 I ** a language specialist. That last one was Vietnamese. 137 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:15,802 You never told us he spoke so many languages.Yeah. 138 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,151 Oh. Oh, I grew up all over the world. 139 00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:19,569 Yeah. Army brat turned accountant.Mm-hmm. 140 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,571 Nothing as exciting as you guys, though, 141 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,920 working for a global think tank? 142 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,400 Eh... Riley said you guys 143 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,403 just g***t back from, uh, where was it? Uh, Moldova? 144 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,970 Yeah. Renovating a factory. 145 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:32,539 Oh. Oh, I thought you-you said you were consulting 146 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,584 at a health clinic. 147 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,978 That, too. Little bit of both. It was a busy trip. 148 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,676 Sounds action-packed. 149 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,331 You could say that. 150 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:44,159 You want to go get a drink? Mm-hmm. 151 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,552 See you guys. 152 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,554 Okay. 153 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,991 It's great. Yes. Oh, great. 154 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,775 One shot of whiskey straight up, 155...