The Geisha Boy (1958).en Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:50,668 Hey, there she comes. 2 00:02:50,801 --> 00:02:53,043 Oh, I dig that crazy police escort. 3 00:02:53,179 --> 00:02:57,508 It's the first time I've seen the cops in front of her, instead of chasing her. 4 00:03:00,228 --> 00:03:02,719 - Hi there, Lola! - How are you, Lola? 5 00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:04,398 Lola! Tell us about your trip, Lola. 6 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:06,102 How long you gonna be gone, Lola? 7 00:03:07,318 --> 00:03:09,062 Come on, Lola, give us a bit of a story, will you, please? 8 00:03:11,281 --> 00:03:13,190 - Right this way, Lola. - Hold it there. 9 00:03:18,705 --> 00:03:20,912 - Why did you decide to go to Japan? - Hold it, please, for one more. 10 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,701 Well, let them to get their pictures first, shall we? 11 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,626 - Yeah, certainly. - Hold it. Hold it. Thank you. 12 00:03:24,753 --> 00:03:27,671 - Right this way, Lola. - Hold it here, please. Thank you. 13 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:29,589 What about your TV show, Lola? 14 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:34,260 My TV show? Well... One at a time, fellows. Just one more? 15 00:03:35,264 --> 00:03:38,467 Please, Lola. Would you please tell us why you decided to go to Japan? 16 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:42,433 Well, I decided to go on this USO tour, because my picture's been postponed 17 00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:45,233 for a month until my leading man gets over his hangover. 18 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,434 And about that television show? 19 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:49,442 My television show? I lost my sponsor. 20 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:52,856 They didn't think I was the type to narrate fairy tales to the kiddies. 21 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:56,324 So I decided to go on this USO tour and entertain the soldier boys. 22 00:03:56,452 --> 00:03:59,407 You mean Lola Livingston gets the patriotic urge? 23 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,374 Well, my urge is always patriotic. 24 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,908 Well, you feel you're going to boost their morale? 25 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,788 Well, I ain't gonna hurt it, buster. 26 00:04:06,922 --> 00:04:09,673 That's it. Hold it right there, please? That's the one. Thank you. 27 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,294 - Miss Livingston? - Yes? 28 00:04:11,426 --> 00:04:12,920 I'm Sergeant Pearson. 29 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,888 On behalf of Major Ridgley, in charge of the entertainment tour, 30 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:18,090 and on behalf of the United States Department of Defense, 31 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:19,423 I'd like to welcome you. 32 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,967 I hope we can make your trip as pleasant and comfortable as possible. 33 00:04:22,104 --> 00:04:24,310 Well, thank you very much, Sergeant. 34 00:04:25,357 --> 00:04:27,979 - So long, Lola. - Have a good time, Lola. 35 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:32,060 So long, fellows, sayonara, and take care of the home front. 36 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,612 You know all these people? 37 00:04:48,214 --> 00:04:49,839 - Major Ridgley? - Yes, Sergeant. 38 00:04:49,966 --> 00:04:52,837 - Miss Livingston's checking in, sir. - It's about time. 39 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:55,341 - All right. We leave as scheduled. - I don't know, sir. 40 00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:56,847 Three of the other acts haven't arrived yet. 41 00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:59,132 The sword swallower, the fire-eater and the magic act. 42 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:01,303 A magic act. 43 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,407 - How much is that? - Ninety-five cents. 44 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,908 Here's a dollar. Keep the change. 45 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,042 Thanks, sport. 46 00:05:25,002 --> 00:05:28,122 Wait a minute, buddy. I'm not being cheap. 47 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:33,550 I'm a magician and I haven't been able to get a booking for almost six months. 48 00:05:34,303 --> 00:05:36,676 I can't even get on daytime TV. 49 00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:39,346 That's the last buck I had. 50 00:05:47,108 --> 00:05:50,145 That's why I took this USO tour. See, I... 51 00:05:50,403 --> 00:05:52,313 I figured maybe I could get lucky in Japan. 52 00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:54,440 Oh, goody. Send me some yen. 53 00:05:56,368 --> 00:05:58,325 "Send me some yen"! Hey, that's pretty funny. 54 00:05:58,453 --> 00:06:00,280 I think I'll put it in the act. 55 00:06:00,414 --> 00:06:02,371 I have no act. That's my rabbit! 56 00:06:02,499 --> 00:06:06,663 My rabbit! That's my bunny. Hold... Stop that... 57 00:06:07,338 --> 00:06:12,925 Harry! Harry! Harry! 58 00:06:13,969 --> 00:06:14,965 Harry! 59 00:06:16,472 --> 00:06:19,971 Harry! Harry! 60 00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:23,635 Harry. 61 00:06:25,565 --> 00:06:28,138 Don't break up the act. Harry. 62 00:06:34,365 --> 00:06:36,025 Oh, Harry. 63 00:06:51,258 --> 00:06:52,456 Harry. 64 00:06:55,262 --> 00:06:56,756 Harry, sweetheart. 65 00:06:57,765 --> 00:07:00,172 You sure are fast, Harry. 66 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:03,844 And I thought you left me forever and our trip would be over. 67 00:07:03,979 --> 00:07:06,268 Boy, you are fast. You're not even breathing hard. 68 00:07:06,399 --> 00:07:07,976 You're fast, Harry. 69 00:07:08,109 --> 00:07:12,356 United Airlines Flight 534 for Chicago, now loading at Gate 2. 70 00:07:12,488 --> 00:07:15,442 Now, remember, Harry, we're friends and we're buddies, 71 00:07:15,575 --> 00:07:16,654 and we're supposed to stick together, 72 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,409 so you shouldn't try and run away from me. 73 00:07:18,536 --> 00:07:20,742 Harry, please. Harry. 74 00:07:20,872 --> 00:07:23,659 Please don't try and run away from me, because we gotta stick together. 75 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,868 And remember, I told you, when we get to Tokyo, 76 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:28,125 I'm gonna get you carrots with sukiyaki sauce. 77 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:30,164 - Gilbert Wooley! - What? 78 00:07:30,298 --> 00:07:33,501 Wanted at the information counter. Gilbert Wooley! 79 00:07:33,635 --> 00:07:35,094 Wanted at the information counter. 80 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,711 Take it easy and rest, Harry. Nice. 81 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:43,766 Oh, Harry. Let go of the belt, Harry. Here, just rest. 82 00:07:45,939 --> 00:07:49,355 Yes, sir. I understand. 83 00:07:49,777 --> 00:07:52,980 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 84 00:07:53,113 --> 00:07:55,735 I'm sorry, Miss Livingston, but that's Major Ridgley's rule. 85 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:58,618 - No pets allowed. - But, please, Sergeant. 86 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,986 But, Miss Livingston, a rule's a rule. 87 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:03,827 But he's such a darling and he wouldn't cause any trouble. 88 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:06,745 He's so well behaved and he never makes any kind of noise. 89 00:08:06,878 --> 00:08:08,123 Never barks. 90 00:08:10,298 --> 00:08:12,753 What is it, darling? What is it? 91 00:08:12,884 --> 00:08:16,087 - Are you annoying my dog? - Me? 92 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:18,794 Miss Livingston, I'm afraid your dog is much too nervous. 93 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:24,271 Nervous? Why, he's not nervous. It's him. He's scaring my dog. 94 00:08:24,396 --> 00:08:26,887 Why, look at that face. He'd scare anyone. 95 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,231 Me? Hey, just a minute, Miss Livingston. 96 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,602 I know you're a big star and all that, and I... 97 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:34,896 I'm just a small-time act, but, 98 00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:37,071 well, that doesn't give you the right to make fun of me. 99 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:40,949 I'm sorry, Miss Livingston, but you'll have to leave your dog here. 100 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:48,366 - Here. Take him home. - Yes, Miss Livingston. 101 00:08:48,504 --> 00:08:53,213 - Have a nice trip. - I doubt it. 102 00:09:00,725 --> 00:09:02,848 I do that in the act. 103 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,017 I'm a magician, and it's a novel kind of an act. 104 00:09:05,146 --> 00:09:08,231 I play the part of the rabbit, too. The magician and the rabbit. 105 00:09:08,358 --> 00:09:10,267 I pull myself out of the hat. 106 00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:14,236 I pull myself... You know? 107 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:44,009 - Mr Wooley? - Oh, yes? Yes, Sergeant. 108 00:09:44,145 --> 00:09:46,636 - Are you all right, Mr Wooley? - Oh, yes, ma'**, thank you. I'm fine. 109 00:09:46,772 --> 00:09:50,188 - It's time to take your seat. - Take my seat, yes. Thank you. 110 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:05,367 This way, Mr Wooley. 111 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:14,129 Will you fasten your seat belt, please? 112 00:10:14,468 --> 00:10:16,425 Seat belts, please. 113 00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:55,251 Well, he seems like a sweet boy, but he must be a vegetarian. 114 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,958 He had a carrot salad for lunch, a carrot salad for dinner, 115 00:10:58,096 --> 00:10:59,887 and then, after the carrot salad he had for dinner, 116 00:11:00,015 --> 00:11:01,425 he had a carrot salad for dessert. 117 00:11:01,558 --> 00:11:03,930 Now he wants a carrot salad for a midnight snack. 118 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,552 Well, maybe he's trying to become a rabbit. 119 00:11:09,191 --> 00:11:10,899 Well, I'm going up front. 120 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,893 - Good night, Sergeant. - Good night, Major. 121 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:39,502 Thank you very much. 122 00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:43,553 You're sure you still want it that way, no oil, no vinegar, no dressing, nothing? 123 00:11:43,685 -->...