Blow.Dry.2001.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,521 [ Sniffs ] 2 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:36,428 [ Man ] Here, at the London Plaza Theater, 3 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,831 we are privileged to be watching... 4 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,233 a very special demonstration cut today, ladies and gentlemen. 5 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,235 Raymond Robertson. 6 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:46,438 [ Applause ] [ Coughing ] 7 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,475 Last year's winner of the British Hairdressing Championships. 8 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,244 And the year before that, and since I'm counting, 9 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:55,714 Perm of the Year Award 1978 and '79. 10 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:05,157 Redken Salon of the Century runner-up, 1995. 11 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,898 International Team Member, Helsinki Women's Blow Dry, 1998. 12 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,501 Raymond Robertson. 13 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,870 Gentlemen, ladies. 14 00:02:17,872 --> 00:02:20,806 I have an announcement to make... 15 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,609 that will change the face of this town forever. 16 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,878 Something of a coup. 17 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,515 That's with a "P", Stanley, if I say so myself. [ Clears Throat ] 18 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:35,320 Let's hear it for London's own, Ray Robertson ! 19 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,390 [ Applause, Cheering ] 20 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,627 Bravo ! Ladies and gentlemen, 21 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,596 today, as the president... 22 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,332 of the British Hair Federation, 23 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,469 Well done. I ** proud to announce... 24 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,772 the lucky town which will play host... 25 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,742 to this year's championship... 26 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,578 is... 27 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,348 Keighley ! 28 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,652 As Lord Mayor of the town of Keighley, 29 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:10,556 I ** proud to announce that from a long list of competitors, 30 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:14,226 our hometown has been chosen to host-- 31 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,962 wait for it-- 32 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:21,333 this year's British Hairdressing Championships. 33 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,370 Come again ? 34 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:30,776 This year's British Hairdressing Championships. 35 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,478 [ Camera Shutters Clicking ] 36 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:40,519 I'm sorry. It does that sometimes. 37 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:44,957 Well, is that it then ? Hairdressing ? Hold the back page, lads. 38 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:47,693 - Now, lads. - That's just crap. 39 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:51,830 Come on, boys. This competition's gonna change the face of this town. 40 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:55,567 Ungrateful bastards. You'll be sorry. 41 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,803 Tony, can anyone enter ? 42 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:01,707 No. Professionals only. 43 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,375 I ** a professional. 44 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,584 Time to wake up, love. 45 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,887 [ Groaning ] [ Alarm Clock Beeping ] 46 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:21,360 How many times ? Bloody dirty boots downstairs. 47 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,296 [ Alarm Clock Continues Beeping ] 48 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,968 [ Weakly ] Tea. In the pot. 49 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,581 Shelley ! 50 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,916 Good luck, love. 51 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,421 [ Whistles ] 52 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:55,727 [ Man ] No, not a chance, Tony. Come on, Phil, lad. 53 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,963 Chance to add to the silverware. No. 54 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,465 You're joking me. 55 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,568 You're not gonna enter ? King of the bloody scissors. 56 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,570 Mr. Numero Uno. 57 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:07,706 Keep still, will ya ? I'll have your ear off. 58 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,708 And you needn't look so bloody interested. 59 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,743 Well, I can't help hearing, can I ? 60 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:15,380 It's team cutting, you know. Think of it, Phil. 61 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,749 Father-and-son team. Brian's on for it. 62 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:21,953 Listen, I did competitions for ten years, and that were ten years too many. 63 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,389 I'm a barber. He's a barber. End of story. 64 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,992 Short back and sides, and you're out on your arse. 65 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,796 - We could walk it, Dad. - Enough. 66 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,906 [ Siren Wailing ] 67 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,708 [ Knock On Door ] Come in. 68 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,979 Hello. 69 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,494 Mrs. Birkett. Shelley. 70 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,831 Robert. 71 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,946 Why don't I start ? Pardon ? 72 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:25,117 I'll kick off, shall I ? Right. 73 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:28,587 See if I can remember it all. 74 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,722 Ah, yes. 75 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:34,493 There are a number of ways we can proceed. 76 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,428 Obviously there's another course of chemotherapy, 77 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,430 though this would be your-- what is it now-- 78 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,932 third course in as many years. 79 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:44,836 It looks like someone in the remission department's trying to tell you something there. 80 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:48,473 Then, there's the bone marrow donor transplant option, 81 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:53,945 which, as we know, is about as likely as the pope on a pogo stick. 82 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,749 So, not to beat about the bush, you've had it, I'm afraid. 83 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,487 - You're stuffed. - Shelley-- 84 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,523 ** I right ? Shelley, 85 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,125 chemotherapy-- Come on, Robert. ** I right ? 86 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,065 Yes. 87 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,448 Don't you just love being right, eh ? 88 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,522 [ Clattering ] All right, love ? 89 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,460 - Mum. - You g***t a minute ? 90 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,462 Well, you know-- 91 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:46,965 I need a chat, love. Maybe pop up later, eh ? 92 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,803 - Yeah, maybe. - Tonight ? I'll cook. 93 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,473 Can't tonight, I'm working. 94 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:57,108 Tomorrow ? 95 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:00,078 I'll give you a ring, all right ? 96 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,880 [ Chuckles ] You could shout and I'd hear ya. 97 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:05,784 Yeah, well. 98 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,653 Look, he's in a right mood. I'd better-- 99 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,122 Ta-ra. Yeah... 100 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,860 ta-ra. 101 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:27,706 Now don't go dying on me under there. 102 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:31,877 Small step for you, great step for mankind. 103 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:40,252 Well ? All clear. 104 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:42,621 One hundred percent ? 105 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,756 One hundred percent. 106 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,558 Oh, that's my girl ! 107 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,329 Be a darling, Vincent. Wet nails. 108 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:29,868 [ Woman ] Please, do not take the hair dryers from the hotel bathrooms. 109 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,338 I want Christina here with me. Get a bit of a buzz going. 110 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,840 Would you kindly check us in, please, Louis ? 111 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,343 Pleasure, treasure. Thank you. That's it, my love. 112 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,780 Now you just stand there with me and let them all have a nice look at you. 113 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:45,750 You see those three jokers ? Kilburn Kutters. 114 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,719 Brothers. 115 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,655 Jasmine's married to Robert. She's a nightmare. 116 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:55,860 Great model, mind. Chris, what have you been using, eh ? 117 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,029 I don't know. Just some stuff I found in the cupboard. 118 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,765 Are you take-- Are you having me on ? 119 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,101 I'm sorry. Mum uses it. 120 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,638 Well, you're not with your mom in Minneapolis now, are you ? 121 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,041 You're with me. There's something you've gotta realize pretty fast, darling. 122 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,210 The competition has started. Dad. 123 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,714 I haven't see you in ages. I'm on vacation. 124 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,949 You asked me to model, I didn't ask you. 125 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,019 No, the whole town's full up. 126 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,321 But my dear, dear girl, this reservation was made months ago. 127 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,057 There's nowt down in book. 128 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:30,028 I don't care about the bloody book, sweetie. I just want our rooms, okay ? 129 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,832 We don't have any. We're full up. 130 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,834 Room key, Mr. TJ ? 131 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:40,372 Ah, the Randolph Suite. [ Chuckles ] 132 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:43,141...