Robin.Hood.Men.In.Tights.1993. Movie Subtitles

1 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,668 Help! Me house is on fire. Me house is on fire! 2 00:02:46,757 --> 00:02:48,717 Call the fire brigade! 3 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:54,014 Let them in. Over there. Coming up. Hurry up. 4 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:56,934 Well done lads. 5 00:02:57,559 --> 00:02:59,061 Fill them up. 6 00:02:59,728 --> 00:03:01,313 Pass the bucket. 7 00:03:01,563 --> 00:03:04,608 There must be another way of doing the credits. 8 00:03:04,858 --> 00:03:06,110 That's right. 9 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,195 Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, 10 00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:10,698 they burn our village down. 11 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:23,877 Leave us alone, Mel Brooks. 12 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,799 - Yeah. - Hey, hey. 13 00:03:28,966 --> 00:03:31,051 ♪ Yo yo yo check it out ♪ 14 00:03:31,135 --> 00:03:33,470 ♪ Prince John and the Sheriff They was running the show ♪ 15 00:03:33,762 --> 00:03:35,806 ♪ Raising the taxes Cause they needed the dough ♪ 16 00:03:36,056 --> 00:03:38,058 ♪ A reign of terror Took over the land ♪ 17 00:03:38,308 --> 00:03:40,644 ♪ They was shaking down the people Just to beat the band ♪ 18 00:03:40,728 --> 00:03:42,479 ♪ I said, hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 19 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,481 ♪ I said hey♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 20 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:46,275 ♪ I said hey ♪ 21 00:03:46,358 --> 00:03:48,402 ♪ Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho ♪ 22 00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:54,992 ♪ The people were unhappy Morale was low ♪ 23 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:57,453 ♪ They had no place to turn to There was nowhere to go ♪ 24 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:59,788 ♪ They needed a hero But no one could be found ♪ 25 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:03,083 ♪ Cause Robin Hood was out of town I said hey ♪ 26 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:04,293 ♪ Hey! ♪ 27 00:04:04,835 --> 00:04:06,378 ♪ I said hey Hey! ♪ 28 00:04:06,795 --> 00:04:07,629 ♪ I said hey ♪ 29 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:10,466 ♪ Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho ♪ 30 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:16,680 ♪ He was put into the slammer By his Arab foe ♪ 31 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:18,766 ♪ And in a little while He would be no more ♪ 32 00:04:19,016 --> 00:04:20,601 ♪ I said hey Hey! ♪ 33 00:04:21,477 --> 00:04:23,020 ♪ I said hey Hey! ♪ 34 00:04:23,729 --> 00:04:24,563 ♪ I said hey ♪ 35 00:04:24,646 --> 00:04:29,651 ♪ Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho ♪ 36 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,070 ♪ Check it out ♪ 37 00:05:06,605 --> 00:05:08,232 Ah, hello. Hello. 38 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:12,069 Welcome, welcome to your dungeon. 39 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:18,367 Hello. I ** Falafel, maitre d' dungeon. 40 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:21,495 Please allow me to show you to your cell. Come. 41 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:28,585 Duck! I always forget about that. 42 00:05:29,545 --> 00:05:34,091 I'm so sorry, but we cannot seat you without the proper attire. See? 43 00:05:37,761 --> 00:05:38,804 Irving. 44 00:05:42,933 --> 00:05:45,769 That's much better. 45 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:48,564 And now, I leave you in the capable hands of Muktar. 46 00:05:48,814 --> 00:05:50,274 He's our head guard. 47 00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:57,155 Please, it's better you cooperate with him. He's a tough guy. 48 00:05:57,322 --> 00:06:00,993 And if there's anything you require, please don't hesitate to scream. 49 00:06:02,661 --> 00:06:05,497 Coming! We're so busy. 50 00:06:06,331 --> 00:06:09,668 Come! Follow me. 51 00:06:13,088 --> 00:06:14,756 Please sit. 52 00:06:18,051 --> 00:06:22,431 Robin of Loxley, where is your king? 53 00:06:23,432 --> 00:06:25,726 King? King? 54 00:06:25,934 --> 00:06:29,771 And which king might that be? King Richard? King Louis? 55 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:33,483 King Kong? Larry King? 56 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:38,113 Impertinent English dog. You shall talk. 57 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,324 I don't think so. 58 00:06:41,783 --> 00:06:46,288 Churchim... please, the tongue looseners. 59 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:55,422 Speak, you dog. Speak. 60 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:09,937 - What did he say? - You don't wanna know. 61 00:07:20,572 --> 00:07:24,618 - You very brave for homeboy. - Oh, thank you. 62 00:07:25,035 --> 00:07:29,289 I've been in this place for a while. Perhaps I can be of some service to you. 63 00:07:29,373 --> 00:07:31,166 Do you have any questions? 64 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:33,252 What are you in for? 65 00:07:34,419 --> 00:07:35,754 Jaywalking. 66 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:38,298 I see. 67 00:07:45,806 --> 00:07:47,933 It's not gonna be easy getting out of here. 68 00:07:48,475 --> 00:07:51,311 What we need is a great feat of strength. 69 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:55,607 - Feat of strength? - Au contraire. 70 00:07:56,024 --> 00:08:01,113 Now that you're here with me, what we have is great strength of feet. 71 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:04,324 Don't follow. 72 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:05,784 Do as I do. 73 00:08:06,827 --> 00:08:08,787 Put your feet on the bar. Both feet. 74 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:12,207 Now, on the count of kick. 75 00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:15,127 Kick! 76 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:21,883 - What was that noise? - Ah, noise? Noise? Um, no. 77 00:08:23,593 --> 00:08:27,097 The noise you heard was the breaking of this poor man's heart. 78 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:29,057 Yes, that's it. Oh. 79 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:30,142 What? 80 00:08:30,267 --> 00:08:33,729 He's decided to save his own life by betraying his king. 81 00:08:34,771 --> 00:08:38,650 Oh, yes. That's it. Oh, d***n my eyes. 82 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:42,070 So go! Go tell your superiors before he changes his mind. 83 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:45,282 Oh, by the love of Allah. This is a wonderful thing. 84 00:08:45,449 --> 00:08:46,366 Go! 85 00:08:47,617 --> 00:08:49,786 It will mean a big promotion for me. 86 00:08:50,954 --> 00:08:51,872 Go! 87 00:08:52,998 --> 00:08:57,044 - Good news is always rewarded! - Please go. 88 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:03,967 On the other hand... 89 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:09,222 Bad news is severely punished. 90 00:09:14,603 --> 00:09:17,230 Now is our chance. 91 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:19,566 Quick, follow me. 92 00:09:19,649 --> 00:09:21,777 - You get that chain, I'll get this one. - Right up. 93 00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:27,616 - I'm free. - You're free. 94 00:09:30,786 --> 00:09:33,205 - We're free. - We're free. I'm going home! 95 00:09:48,095 --> 00:09:51,098 Come on, take my hand. Here. 96 00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:58,605 All right. On the count of three. 97 00:09:58,688 --> 00:10:01,191 One. Two. Three! 98 00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:14,704 I just told them the good news, and... 99 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,289 And... 100 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:19,835 And I'm in deep s***t. 101 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:40,522 It is a very long journey from Africa to England, my friend. 102 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:41,857 Well... 103 00:10:43,024 --> 00:10:45,110 l owe you a great debt of gratitude, my friend. 104 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,237 I ** called Robin of Loxley. 105 00:10:47,362 --> 00:10:50,490 My name is Asneeze, father of Ahchoo. 106 00:10:50,574 --> 00:10:52,576 - Bless you. - No, no, no, no. 107 00:10:52,701 --> 00:10:55,996 Ahchoo is my son. He's in England, your country. 108 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,747 He's an exchange student. 109 00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,292 I'd like you to look after him. 110 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:05,547 He is in need of guidance. He is headstrong and cocksure. 111 00:11:06,673 --> 00:11:10,302 - Or is it the other way around? - Say no more. 112 00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:14,681 I vow on the sacred word of Loxley. I give you my undying pledge, 113 00:11:14,764 --> 00:11:19,186 my solemn oath on my father's honor, on the blood of my heart 114 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:21,062 - on the word of my soul... - Good. 115 00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:23,565 - On the very center of my being that... - Good. Good. 116 00:11:23,732 --> 00:11:27,235 You must go now, or you will miss the tide. 117 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:31,907 Yes, yes. Well, farewell, my friend, and not to worry. 118 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,325 I'll find Ahchoo. 119 00:11:34,284 --> 00:11:35,744 Goodbye, my friend. 120 00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:38,580 Farewell. Safe journey. 121 00:12:12,781 --> 00:12:17,994 Home! Home. England! 122 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,890 A horse. A horse. My kingdom for a horse. 123 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:05,625 Ahchoo? 124 00:13:06,876 --> 00:13:08,378 Bless you. 125 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,385 Man, I hope someone's getting the video of this thing. 126 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:23,310 That must be him. 127 00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:30,483 Watch my back. 128 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:37,991 - Your back just g***t punched twice. - Thank you. 129 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:42,120 Oh! 130 00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:48,418 - Hey, thanks, man. - You're welcome. 131 00:13:49,336 --> 00:13:51,129 Who are you anyway? 132 00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:54,507 I think now is not the time for introductions. 133 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:55,759 Time-out. 134 00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:59,637 Excuse me, bad guys. I ** running out of air. 135 00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:01,306 Gotta get pumped. 136 00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:11,274 Okay, honkies. Time in. 137 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:16,488 By the by, do you know praying mantis? 138 00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:17,947 You're looking at him. 139 00:14:35,882 --> 00:14:37,801 Let's get out of here. 140 00:14:39,094...