Brooke Banner - Keep Smothering Me - MommysBoy Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,259 --> 00:00:02,260 No, I know. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,440 No, oh my God. 3 00:00:04,940 --> 00:00:06,440 I'm now mixed up in another word. 4 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,100 So clingy. 5 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:09,960 What? 6 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:14,660 You're telling me that your son already moved out and went... So he's going to 7 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:19,100 college away. So he's not... I g***t the short end of the stick. 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,300 No, he is overly clingy. 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,240 No. And if I hang out with more people... 10 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:30,330 Then it's just a nightmare when I come home. I mean, the tantrums are just 11 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:33,890 ridiculous. And he has this weird thing where I have to, like, sue them. 12 00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:36,570 Like, run my hand through his hair when he's getting so upset. 13 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,590 No, Claire, I'm telling you. 14 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:41,810 You know what? 15 00:00:41,890 --> 00:00:44,770 That's an excellent idea. I did not even think about that. 16 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:47,190 I'm going to bring that up to him. 17 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:49,810 Yes. 18 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,430 Yeah, no, we watch a show, so I'll bring it up to him. 19 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,430 Get a girlfriend. I'll bring up the whole girlfriend. I think if he had a 20 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:58,510 girlfriend his age, That would definitely help. 21 00:01:00,070 --> 00:01:01,070 Mom! 22 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:04,129 Mom! 23 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,810 Oh, f***k. He's calling me now. 24 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,190 I'm f***g needy. 25 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:11,790 Let me call you back. 26 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:15,530 Mom! 27 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:19,430 You almost missed our show. 28 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:23,650 That's the third time this week you've been too busy to notice. 29 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:25,110 This is our show. 30 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:28,429 I'm here. 31 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:29,430 I'm right here. 32 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:30,770 Right? I didn't miss anything. 33 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:32,570 I'm here now. 34 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:33,610 I'm here now. 35 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:35,550 Good. 36 00:01:36,290 --> 00:01:37,290 Ow. 37 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:41,910 Ow. 38 00:01:42,510 --> 00:01:43,510 How about you? 39 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:50,610 I was... What about girls that look like 40 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:53,330 moi that are just, you know, your age? 41 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:56,950 What about them? I don't ever see them come over to the house. 42 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,160 I don't want to talk about that. 43 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,860 You don't want to talk about girls or you don't want to talk about girls 44 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:07,719 over to the house? 45 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,539 I don't want to talk about anything about that. 46 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,860 So what you're saying is you will consider getting a girlfriend? 47 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:16,320 I just want to, can we watch the show, please? Let's watch the show. 48 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,520 Oh, 49 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,720 look, he has a girlfriend. 50 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,300 No, 51 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,720 it's not an angel girl, I think. 52 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:29,930 I don't want to talk about that. 53 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,150 I don't want to talk about that. I just don't understand. 54 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:35,010 I don't want to talk about that. Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, 55 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,170 la. 56 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:37,430 La, la, la. 57 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:38,570 So immature. 58 00:02:39,390 --> 00:02:42,770 Here's the thing. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. 59 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:44,590 I can't hear you. 60 00:02:45,570 --> 00:02:46,509 Mm -hmm. 61 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:49,470 So the next time you scream mom, I'm going to respond, I can't hear you. I 62 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,710 hear you right now. I can't hear you. 63 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:56,230 No stepson hangs out with their mother this much. 64 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:58,030 Who does that? 65 00:02:58,580 --> 00:02:59,580 It's still not helping. 66 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,980 You gotta get out there. 67 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,480 Meet new girls. 68 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:05,980 No. 69 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,480 I told you I don't want to talk about it. 70 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,820 Oh my goodness, what is going on with you? 71 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,000 Can we please watch the show? 72 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,460 Watch the show. 73 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,220 But like, what is wrong with you? 74 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,980 You're acting like something is seriously wrong. 75 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,860 that I don't have a girlfriend and the reason I don't want to have a girlfriend 76 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:44,960 is because I would never love any girl as much as I love you. 77 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,400 No, 78 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,740 not that kind of love. 79 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:54,020 Okay, 80 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:58,520 you know how in the show Erica loves Dalton even though she knows that she 81 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,520 shouldn't? 82 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,760 That kind of love. 83 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:12,130 Slightly problematic, maybe, you know? 84 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:14,250 Stepmom. God. 85 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,409 Stepson. 86 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:19,410 I just don't know if we should be doing that. 87 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:21,329 Now everything is ruined. 88 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:22,610 Nothing is ruined. 89 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,210 Oh, my God. 90 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:29,730 Nothing is ruined. Nothing is ruined. My big mouth ruining everything. 91 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:32,570 Okay, 92 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:35,590 calm down. Now you probably just think I'm some sort of weirdo. 93 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,020 Okay, okay, okay. 94 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:43,780 Let's calm down. 95 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,520 How about this? 96 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,740 Everything is fine. 97 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,620 You hate me, don't you? I do not hate you. 98 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,260 I will show you that everything is fine. 99 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,540 You hate me, don't you? 100 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,720 I don't hate you. Are you sure? 101 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,020 Yeah. 102 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,280 Shh. 103 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,460 I don't hate you, and I'm going to show you if you can make me one promise. 104 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:05,980 Okay? 105 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,540 What? 106 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:14,420 Never, ever again throw a tantrum like that for your mother. 107 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:19,760 Okay. Why don't you turn on the TV and I'll show you. 108 00:06:15,979 --> 00:06:17,660 Are you nervous? 109 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,300 You're making me nervous. 110 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:04,710 Did you always want your mom to study and you did? 111 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:07,170 Yeah. Yeah? Uh -huh. 112 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,880 Is it as good as with young girls? 113 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,240 You know, the ones you don't want to hang out with. 114 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,440 I kind of regret taking up all this action. 115 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,060 I'm wondering if I should have left him and just pulled it out. 116 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,800 between my titty. 117 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,180 Hmm. 118 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:10,630 Should I look at you? 119 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:16,330 What do you think? 120 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640 I'm ready. 121 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,380 Should I piece you though? 122 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,220 Yeah. Yeah? 123 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,580 Mm -hmm. 124 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,250 Thank you. 125 00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,190 This feels so good. 126 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:47,170 One and done. One time. 127 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,130 One time. 128 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:53,050 And then three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 129 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,500 Turn around. Is that what you said? 130 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,580 You're the best mom ever. 131 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,480 I guess that's debatable. 132 00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:26,450 Bye. 133 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,400 F***k yeah. 134 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:26,829 Oh, that's so good. 135 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,270 Mm -hmm. 136 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,130 What's next? 15 and 3? 137 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,020 That is our jello. 138 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,090 Yeah. 139 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:06,630 Uh -huh. 140 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:07,910 Yeah. 141 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,390 Uh -huh. 142 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,190 My God, I love you so much, Mom. 143 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:15,470 Oh, my goodness. 144 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,190 I like you doing that, Mom. 145 00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:41,370 Oh, s***t. 146 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:43,950 Oh, s***t. 147 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,030 Oh, s***t. Oh, s***t. Oh, s***t. 148 00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:48,670 Oh, s***t. Oh, s***t. 149 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:49,349 Oh, s***t. 150 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:49,949 Oh, s***t. 151 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,410 Oh, s***t. Oh, s***t. 152 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,030 Oh, s***t. 153 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:29,010 You're the best mom ever. 154 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,010 Yeah, ** I? 155 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,250 Yeah. 156 00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:40,750 I'm so 157 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,930 happy I'm your son. 158 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,210 Yeah. 159 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,600 What position can I come in? 160 00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:57,780 Aum. 161 00:25:54,920...