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1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,923 Previously on WandaVision... 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,963 The town show fundraiser is the most important event of the season 3 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,838 and I want us to fit in. 4 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,335 I don't know what I'm doing here. 5 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:10,966 - I'm Wanda. - Geraldine. 6 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,803 Wanda, can you read me? 7 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:15,308 Something strange happened with Dottie. 8 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:19,100 Well, something strange happened before that, too. It's hard to explain. 9 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:22,186 It wasn't so hard to fit in after all. 10 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,522 What is that? 11 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:26,567 No. 12 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,988 - Is this really happening? - Yes, my love. 13 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,078 WandaVision. 14 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,706 WandaVision. 15 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,538 We g***t something cooking. 16 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:25,713 And it's looking good. 17 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,514 We've g***t something cooking. 18 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,429 And who knew we could. 19 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:39,219 All great expectations Lead to complications. 20 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,139 But it's groovy and fun. 21 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,516 It's me and it's you. 22 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,605 Together, one plus one. 23 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,741 Is more than two. 24 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,149 WandaVision. 25 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,071 WandaVision. 26 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:58,741 Some sudden surprises. 27 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:02,327 Come in all shapes and sizes. 28 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,424 But it's rainbows and sun. 29 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,379 It's you and it's me. 30 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:12,221 Together, one plus one is family. 31 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,509 WandaVision. 32 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:22,725 Hmm. 33 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,729 Hmm. 34 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,072 Yep! Definitely pregnant.- 35 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,945 Well, that much we figured. 36 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,990 It's just kinda taken us by surprise. 37 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,284 It's just kinda suddenly. Quite suddenly, wasn't it? 38 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,788 I mean, practically overnight. I mean... How did this happen? 39 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,710 You see, when a man and a woman 40 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,376 love each other very much... 41 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:55,179 Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue. 42 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,849 You're at about four months now. Is that right? 43 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,267 I thought as much. 44 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:06,229 We let the little ladies keep tabs on their growing babies with fruit. 45 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,145 Makes it simple for them. 46 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,727 At four months, the fetus is about as big as a pear. 47 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,147 At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit. 48 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:18,816 Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.- 49 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,237 Hypothetically speaking, 50 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:23,405 what size fruit would it be at, say, hmm, 12 hours? 51 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,371 Uh, pardon? 12 hours? 52 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,995 Well, I think this line of questioning is fruitless. 53 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:31,423 Well, hypothetically speaking, should we be concerned? 54 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:37,474 Hypothetically speaking, every new father-to-be gets nervous. 55 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,971 Well, I have nerves of steel, so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor... 56 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,274 Vision, why don't you see the doctor out? 57 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,888 Good idea. Yes. 58 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:48,895 Thank you so much for dropping by, Dr. Nielson. 59 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,975 Well, I'm just glad you caught me in time. 60 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,685 I'm taking the wife on vacation this afternoon. 61 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,696 Oh! Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb! 62 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,158 Hey, buddy! 63 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,528 Listen, you can keep the news of Wanda's... 64 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,776 You know, just between us because, uh, 65 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:04,948 I don't know, everything's happening so quickly. 66 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,867 We'd like to keep the news just in the family for right now. 67 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,036 Of course. Mum's the word. 68 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,415 I'm off. Bermuda, baby! 69 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:14,594 Yes. 70 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,088 Hey, Herb! 71 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,008 Think you might've taken the hedge-trimming 72 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,056 a little too far there, old chum. 73 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,600 So, I have. 74 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:28,596 Thanks, buddy. 75 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,316 Yeah. Don't mention it. 76 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:37,818 Huh. 77 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,489 Strangest thing just happened outside with... 78 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,825 Whoa, Nelly! Have you gotten bigger? 79 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:47,619 Have I? I can't tell from this angle. 80 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:54,037 ...to be a proud papaya. 81 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:08,927 "Nesting, the overwhelming urge during pregnancy to clean," 82 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,267 "organize, and prepare the home for the new baby." 83 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,193 See? You're an expert already. We've g***t nothing to worry about. 84 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:16,483 Nothing to worry about outside of morning sickness, 85 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,187 mood swings, aching back and... 86 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,197 Feet. Darling, you should probably sit down. 87 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,319 Don't be silly. All I feel is excitement, happiness, and... Oh! 88 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,868 Kicking? Already? 89 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,952 - Wow! - Oh, it's such a strange sensation. 90 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:35,036 Oh, did I do that? I didn't mean to. 91 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,167 - Oh. Uh, darling. - Oh. 92 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,548 Hello, little fella.- 93 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,215 Well, if that was the first kick, 94 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:47,062 that puts you at about six months! 95 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,179 Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had super speed. 96 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,886 I can't keep up. Please don't misinterpret. 97 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:55,017 I can't wait to meet you, little Billy. 98 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,145 - Billy? - Yeah. 99 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,771 Well, I was thinking Tommy. 100 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,568 Just a nice, classic, all-American name. 101 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,362 Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah. Then there's Billy, isn't there? 102 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,867 Named after William Shakespeare. 103 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,868 "All the world's a stage. All the men and women, merely players." 104 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,501 Well, I guess there's only one solution to this debate. 105 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,253 Hope for a girl. 106 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,464 Well, we ought to decide soon. 107 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,006 I estimate the baby's due... 108 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,049 It's not a constant progression, assumingly logarithmic, 109 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:27,434 but were I to graph the fetal development thus far... 110 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,433 He's gonna be here before you figure it out. 111 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,596 - Nearest I can conclude is that Billy... - Tommy. 112 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:32,683 Hmm. 113 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,814 ...is due Friday afternoon. 114 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,146 In three days? 115 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,571 Maybe I should sit down. 116 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,451 I think we have an understanding. 117 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:49,869 Start the clock. 118 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,000 Time. 119 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,670 - Your personal best. - Yes! 120 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,080 We are nothing if not prepared. 121 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,667 Oh! 122 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,212 - Darling? - Ooh! 123 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,968 Do any of your books talk about this? 124 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,718 It's not painful, but it's strange. 125 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,892 - A tightening sensation? - Yep, that's it. 126 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,761 Yes. Where was it, where was it? 127 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:15,142 "Braxton Hicks contractions, also known as false labor, 128 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,557 "usually starts in the third trimester." 129 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,516 "Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875." 130 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,107 Honey. 131 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:26,032 Sorry. Yes. Yes. Ooh! Excellent! 132 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,573 Gives us a chance to work on our breathing exercises. 133 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,617 It should go like this. 134 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,036 Yeah, it's not working. I can still feel it. 135 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,325 I'm sorry. 136 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,634 - What the... What the Dickens? - What's happening now? 137 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,835 Let's abandon the kitchen.- 138 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,101 It stopped....