George Lopez s01e03 Happy Birthdays Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,700 Oh, God, we're calling. He's going to be a few minutes late. Well, yeah, when 2 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:25,780 you see him, tell him I said... Hey! 3 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,880 How come you didn't say hi to me? 4 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,460 Hey, man, I went like that. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,820 You turned away before I came back up. 6 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,220 Wait for me. 7 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,120 What time you at? 8 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,960 Right now, right now? 9 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:07,820 Let's go! 10 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,600 Okay, you guys all know the drill. 11 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,860 Today's my birthday, but it's nothing special. 12 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,240 It's just a Wednesday, just like any other Wednesday. 13 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,780 Oh, come on, Dad. You're no fun. You never let us buy you birthday presents. 14 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,540 What are we celebrating, anyway? 15 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,680 You're another year closer to death. 16 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,600 Congratulations. Here's the tie. 17 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:35,600 George, before you say no, I have a little something for you. Angie, no. 18 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:39,120 Relax. It's just something I made on the computer. 19 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,200 This certificate entitles you to win one fight. 20 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:50,160 Even though you are clearly losing because you are obviously wrong. 21 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,080 Offer not valid in public. 22 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,720 Come on, Mom. That's not what he wants. 23 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,320 Crappy birthday, Dad. 24 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,760 Thank you. 25 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,340 Okay, so much for Mr. Sunshine. 26 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:11,600 Max, you're the big 1 -0 next week. How about this year we have your first 27 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,540 really big birthday party? 28 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,400 What are we celebrating anyway? 29 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,520 I'm just another year closer to death. 30 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:24,020 Okay, but double digits is a pretty big deal. Don't you want to do something 31 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,200 special? Nope. 32 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:29,140 I don't either. 33 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,040 That one we're raising right. 34 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:39,500 What kind of kid doesn't want to have a big birthday party? 35 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:41,620 That is the saddest thing I've ever seen. 36 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,760 When was the last time you saw my mom in a swimsuit? 37 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,600 Well, you know he's only saying that because he wants to be like his dad. 38 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:51,900 What's wrong with that? 39 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,460 All kids want to be like their dad. 40 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,580 I'm a good driver like my dad. 41 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,400 Difference is, when I leave for work in the morning, I don't keep going for 35 42 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,400 years. 43 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,840 But with your promotion, we can afford to do something really special this 44 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,660 We could get a magician and a bouncy house. 45 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,680 Angie, come on. We've always had small parties for the kids. 46 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,500 Just because I'm making a little money now doesn't mean we should start 47 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:17,000 them. But you see how he lights up when he goes to parties and they've g***t games 48 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,200 and trampolines and cartoon characters? 49 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,060 But do kids need all that stuff? 50 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:22,700 Angie, think about it. 51 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:27,100 When I was 10, there wasn't trampolines and cartoon characters. I never went to 52 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,100 Chuck E. Cheese. 53 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:30,700 My mom said, you want to see a mouse? Pull the refrigerator out. 54 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,580 There's about five Chuckies running around back there. 55 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,940 Okay, how about we have a party, but we keep it simple. 56 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,880 12 friends, Spider -Man, a few presents, chocolate cake. No. 57 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,460 Three friends, no entertainment, one present, and a baked potato. 58 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:52,690 I'm starting low. 59 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,450 What's up? 60 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:06,630 Hey, George, George, wait a second. Stand right there. Right there, right 61 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:22,800 My wish is that we all don't die in a blazing inferno. 62 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:26,060 George, it doesn't come true if you say it out loud. 63 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,500 Come on, Ernie, we've been friends a long time, man. You know how I feel 64 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,239 my birthday? 65 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,200 Well, yeah, but you're manager now, and everybody's going to do something for 66 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,140 you, and I didn't want to be the only one not sucking up. 67 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:44,780 On a totally different subject, you smell fantastic. 68 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:47,640 Shut up. 69 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:49,620 All right, everybody. 70 00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:57,430 cupcakes. If you really want to do something for my birthday, you'll help 71 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,430 a new safety record. 72 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:03,310 If we make it two more days, I'll be the first manager to deliver a full month 73 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,730 without injuries in the history of the company. 74 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:12,590 On a related note, drug testing will resume next Monday. 75 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:15,710 Hi, everybody. 76 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,770 Good to be back. 77 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,350 Hey, everybody, look. 78 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:20,870 It's accident Amy. 79 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,970 arm you g***t from the drifter. 80 00:05:28,210 --> 00:05:33,610 Oh, you guys, my arm g***t crushed, not torn off. See, everything is okay. 81 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:40,310 Listen, Amy, while you're still recuperated, why don't you spend the 82 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:42,570 days working in my office where it's nice and safe? 83 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:45,130 I thought I was going to go back onto my machine, you know, get back on the 84 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:48,850 horse. Like they say, you crush my arm once, shame on you, crush it twice. 85 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,090 You're like a moth, aren't you, Amy? 86 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:55,970 Don't worry, it'll still be there in three days. 87 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:57,510 Good to have you back, Amy. 88 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:58,750 Hi. 89 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,110 These are from the gang. 90 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:02,790 We tipped in $25 for them. 91 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:05,690 Well, I accidentally counted you. Oh. But, you know, you can pay me whenever. 92 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:06,830 Okay. Okay. 93 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:33,800 Okay, I g***t Danny Boy on line one and some guy from your credit card company 94 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,800 line two. 95 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,000 Give me Danny Boy. 96 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,360 bucks on party catering. 97 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,680 No, I didn't use my card for that either. 98 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,040 How much for decorations? 99 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,840 Oh man, I see what's going on here. 100 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,719 It's Angie. 101 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,940 She's throwing a big party for Max and we agreed not to. 102 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,160 Oh, your wife too? 103 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,420 I know, it's awful. 104 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,620 That's right, she's gonna spoil him. 105 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,920 No, I wouldn't call my wife a lying tramp. 106 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,680 I don't care if your wife is selfish in bed. 107 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,090 worried your boss might be monitoring this call? 108 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:42,990 Oh, hi, Phil. 109 00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:48,690 Thanks for the ride, Mom. See you tomorrow. Bye. 110 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:52,990 I'm not going anywhere. 111 00:07:53,230 --> 00:07:54,370 You're going to fight with Angie. 112 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:59,510 I'm not even going to go out for a smoke because I don't want to miss the 113 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:00,510 beginning of the fight. 114 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:03,450 Come on, Patch. Do your thing. 115 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:09,620 There it is. Yes, the love I never g***t. 116 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:18,800 Uh -oh, your father's home. Go hide these bags in your room. 117 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,660 Mom, why are you throwing Dad a surprise birthday party anyway? 118 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,520 I mean, why don't you put Moulin Rouge on and dance around for him like you did 119 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,520 on your anniversary? 120 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 How'd you know about that? 121 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:32,520 Oh, hey, don't worry about it. You're a good example for me. I mean, you're a 122 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,399 loving couple. 123 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,500 My friends thought so, too. 124 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,620 No more sleepovers. 125 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,960 Showing your father a surprise birthday party because he never had one as a kid. 126 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:43,020 He's going to love it. 127 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,660 Hey, George. 128 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,240 Benny. Showtime. 129 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,260 Everything okay? 130 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,920 Let's talk in the yard. My mom wants to smoke. 131 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:13,160 Angie, do I look like a stupid man? 132 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,740 What? Do I look like an...