George Lopez s01e04 Maxs Big Adventure Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:03,669 --> 00:00:05,710 George, there's a detective waiting for you in your office. 2 00:00:06,010 --> 00:00:07,050 Do you have any idea why? 3 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:09,790 No. 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:15,510 Look, nobody is judging you. You are a good man and you made a horrible 5 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:19,310 You know, maybe it was for love, maybe it was the drink, I don't know. 6 00:00:19,990 --> 00:00:23,410 Look, seriously man, just tell me what you did so I can help you. 7 00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:26,710 I will shred files, I will lie, I will do anything. 8 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,960 Okay, here's the plan. 9 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,300 I'll go talk to the cop. 10 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:37,440 You go back to your desk and pretend nothing's wrong. Do some work, okay? 11 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,880 But don't pretend. 12 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,460 Actually, do work. 13 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,339 Hey, George. 14 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:44,180 Hey, Jim. What brings you down here? 15 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,420 You know this guy? 16 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:47,100 Our kids go to the same school. 17 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:52,420 Man, did we tear up career day or what? You with your gun and taser and me 18 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,660 showing the kids how to do inventory? 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,160 Sorry to bother you, but I g***t a warrant on one of your employees. 20 00:00:58,830 --> 00:00:59,830 I g***t to take him in. 21 00:01:00,030 --> 00:01:01,029 No way. 22 00:01:01,030 --> 00:01:02,030 One of my guys? 23 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:04,450 Who ** I kidding? It could be any one of them. 24 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:08,190 Reggie Grant. He beat up some guy in a bar last night. 25 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:09,750 Reggie? 26 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,390 Oh, man, no way, dude. I ride to work with Reggie every day. 27 00:01:12,770 --> 00:01:15,330 Listen, George, I don't want to make a big thing out of this. Could you just 28 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:16,350 Reggie to come into your office? 29 00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:17,369 Yeah, sure. 30 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:21,290 Hey, what happened to Reggie? He g***t in a fight at a bar. Jimmy's g***t a warrant 31 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,268 for his arrest. 32 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:25,890 No, no, not Reggie. He's g***t the best car in the carpool. 33 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:30,070 It's g***t different temperatures on the right and the left side. 34 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:32,670 That's very important to me. I'm going through the change. 35 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:39,770 Hey, Reggie. 36 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:41,530 Can I talk to you in my office? 37 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,110 Is there a problem? 38 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,410 No, I'm just setting up the new vacation schedule. 39 00:01:45,630 --> 00:01:47,450 Oh, good. I think I g***t three weeks coming. 40 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,610 I think it's more like three to five. 41 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:53,890 That's a cop, right? 42 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,570 Yeah, I'm sorry, man. 43 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,760 Why don't we just get this over with? 44 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:00,220 Hey, who's up for lunch? Reggie, you want to go? 45 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,240 Not now, Ernie. Oh, come on. I'm buying today, Tubby. 46 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:09,600 You know, that's the second time in 24 hours I've been called Tubby. 47 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,700 You know what I like to call people? 48 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,400 Jim! 49 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,400 I'm going to save you the embarrassment of trying to wrestle me to the ground. 50 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,790 I don't know what happened, but... At least I don't have to buy Reggie lunch. 51 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:27,830 I saved about 70 bucks. 52 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,350 Okay, everybody relax. 53 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:34,190 Just a little problem with our friend Reggie. 54 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:35,870 I'm sure he'll be okay. 55 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:42,770 You know, it's not cool to ask if anyone here is a felon, but just out of 56 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:46,370 curiosity, how many of you can vote in a national election? 57 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:51,690 I wasn't joking. 58 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,480 in the carpool. 59 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,640 Jimmy Fatass, Joey Pitstains, Booger Notes Johnny, and Lily. 60 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:34,280 What don't you like about Lily? 61 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:37,080 Oh, she never has a nice word to say about anybody. 62 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:40,660 Why don't we just let Ernie back in the carpool, Mom? 63 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,000 He had his chance. He's such a backseat driver. 64 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,720 Slow down, please slow down. Stop, please stop. We're all gonna die. 65 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:52,120 Mom, you're a plain chicken with a train. 66 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:58,840 I think we should find somebody with a good car, somebody who can tell a story. 67 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,160 That wouldn't be so bad either. 68 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,480 I'm sick of being Miss Personality. 69 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,140 Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. 70 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,100 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going? 71 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,960 I'm walking to school. 72 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,000 Well, since when do you walk to school by yourself? 73 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:14,560 I'm 10, Dad. 74 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,880 All my friends are walking to school by themselves. 75 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,200 Sorry, buddy. I don't think you're ready yet. 76 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:21,800 You still believe in Santa Claus. 77 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,170 Santa Claus would think that you're too young to walk to school by yourself. 78 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,170 Did you talk to him? 79 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,450 Yeah, we had lunch on Thursday. 80 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:37,710 Your mom will drive you. Go get a jacket. 81 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:39,770 Okay. 82 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:45,510 Hey, where did that come from? They're working on a play about safety at 83 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:47,610 and he feels he's ready to start walking by himself. 84 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:49,790 Absolutely not. He's too young. 85 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,490 George, we let Carmen walk by herself when she was ten. 86 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:55,710 That was different. We used to live right across the street from the school. 87 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:56,710 was never out of my sight. 88 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,780 And let's be honest, Angie, I mean, Carmen was our first kid. 89 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,340 She was like the canary in the coal mine. 90 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,220 Why don't we just talk about this after you see the play? You might change your 91 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:11,140 mind. Oh, man, I hope it's better than that multi -faith holiday play they had 92 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:15,300 where Abraham, Jesus, Muhammad, and Buddha were all celebrating Kwanzaa. 93 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:25,340 Street smart, street safe. 94 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,780 I don't know why they're making these kids do a play about staying away from 95 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,580 strangers. That is a parent's job. 96 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,120 I'll give you my play. 97 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,040 Everyone is bad. Thank you. Thank you. 98 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,740 Mom, this is important. 99 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,580 You didn't teach me any of this stuff. All you told me was if a stranger comes 100 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:44,100 up to you and speaks Spanish, that'd make me safe and make me exotic. 101 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,380 I told you I'm going to do this through the whole play. Max is nervous enough 102 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,640 about remembering his lines. 103 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,880 Hi. Thanks for coming, everyone. 104 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,420 The kids have worked really hard on this play. 105 00:05:55,850 --> 00:05:59,850 And they've learned that by being street smart, they can be street safe. 106 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:02,230 Hey, I have a question. Yes. 107 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:06,910 That sign outside, no smoking, is that just for the kids or for everybody? 108 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:09,730 That's for everyone. 109 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,610 How long is the play? Just under 20 minutes. 110 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:16,210 I'll catch it on Broadway. 111 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:21,730 Okay, let's begin. 112 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:46,590 Our parents are picking us up in a half an hour. 113 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:48,270 Wrong. 114 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:49,410 Rewind. 115 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:56,710 Our parents are going to be here any second. 116 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:58,470 Right. 117 00:06:58,630 --> 00:06:59,630 Press play. 118 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:04,130 Ridiculous. What are they going to learn from this? Angie on operator VCR? 119 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:08,790 Before they get here, can you help me look for my frisbee over by those trees? 120 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,880 You inch a dollar. 121 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,260 We don't talk to strangers. 122 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,560 You're not safe. You're not safe. 123 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,960 Oh, here comes a nine -year -old kid with a badge. Wow, that's going to help. 124 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:29,900 Hey, that's my kid. 125 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,540 Sorry, I don't talk to strangers. 126 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,300 How's the flight? About a pack and a half too long. 127 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,580 when you walked up to the teacher afterwards and demanded your tax dollars 128 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,920 Come on, Angie. You think that play helped Max? 129 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:59,700 The only thing he's ready for is a tiny stranger with a fake mustache who can't 130 00:07:59,700...