S1m0ne.2002.1080p.WEBRip.DD5.1.x264-FOCUS.English Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:15,500 Mr. Taransky...? 3 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,400 She's... 4 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,500 She's walking? 5 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,500 Don't tell me she's walking. 6 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,400 She can't walk. 7 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,300 - Nicola! - This, this... 8 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,700 - not this. - Nicola! 9 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,900 - How was your massage? - You're in breach. 10 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,200 - Cigarette. - Is this about the new pages? 11 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:35,900 Because I made the changes, 12 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,700 all the changes you wanted. 13 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,200 You are virtually in every scene. 14 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,200 It is not the size of the role, Viktor. 15 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:45,900 ** I, or ** I not entitled 16 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,700 to the biggest trailer on the lot? Hmm? 17 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,000 It's the biggest on earth. 18 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:52,900 I swear. 19 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,700 It's a 50-foot Airstream. 20 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,700 They don't make them any longer. 21 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,100 - Taller, Viktor. - Taller? 22 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,700 - Taller! - What? 23 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,700 Eh. 24 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,400 You've insulted me for the last time. 25 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,400 You're right. It's actually-- 26 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,300 It's actually taller. 27 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,300 - You're right. It's amazing. - Coffee! 28 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,500 Wait a minute. 29 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,100 The tires are overinflated. 30 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,100 See? It's just this. 31 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,700 See? Look. Here. 32 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,700 - The air comes right out. - This is sad. 33 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,700 See? It's lower already. 34 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,000 Nicola, I beg you. Don't do this to me. 35 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,400 You know, I had three other offers. 36 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,400 I only signed on to this picture... 37 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,200 - out of loyalty. - Well, then show me some. 38 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,800 They're going to shut me down! 39 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,700 It's not working, Viktor. 40 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,500 I mean, my God! 41 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,900 The scene with the thousand geese?! 42 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I don't understand this film! 43 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:50,200 Nobody is going to understand this film. 44 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:53,100 I already put out a press release citing creative differences. 45 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,100 So just let it go. 46 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,100 You went to the press? 47 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,000 Do we have everything? 48 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,800 All right. You know what? 49 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,300 You're right. 50 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,000 You are right. And when you're right, you're right. 51 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,100 - Thank you. - Let me help you with these. 52 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,000 'Cause you oughta go. 53 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,000 - I don't deserve you. - Oh. 54 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,000 This film doesn't deserve you. 55 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:16,400 It deserves much, much better than you! 56 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,000 Creative differences? 57 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,200 The difference is you're not creative. 58 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,700 To hell, please. 59 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:43,400 Jack? 60 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,900 Jack, are you there? 61 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,500 She's good. 62 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,600 You can hardly tell she's reading off a teleprompter. 63 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,000 I'm right here. 64 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,000 Right beside you. 65 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:00,800 Look. 66 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,700 I've analyzed this footage. 67 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,200 We've g***t everything we need in the can already. 68 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,500 If I could just make the proper adjustments, 69 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,700 we can finish this film without her. 70 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,700 Viktor, according to the writ her attorneys filed at noon today, 71 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,300 they'll sue if the film is released with Nicola in a single frame. 72 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,600 They will sue, Viktor. They're serious. 73 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,000 So let's recast. 74 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,300 Nicola Anders is the only actress in the world 75 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,600 that could play that part. 76 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,700 - It's a remake, Hal. - That's right. 77 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,900 Nicola Anders is not bigger than this picture. 78 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,300 Of course she is, Viktor. 79 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,200 No other name is going to sign on now. 80 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,900 Who needs a name? We'll cast an unknown. 81 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,000 I'm not going to play opposite an unknown. 82 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,900 - We can't sell an unknown. - The numbers don't work. 83 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:45,000 If we ever want to be in the Nicola Anders business again, 84 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,600 we have to cut our losses and shelve the picture. 85 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,200 No! 86 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,300 I will not give in to that blackmailing-- 87 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,100 Viktor, let's take a walk. 88 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,900 Ridiculous performance. 89 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,800 I told you she was bad. 90 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,600 No, yours in there. 91 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:01,900 Why do you always have to make things so difficult for yourself? 92 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,500 Difficult? I'm being difficult? 93 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,100 Yes. Mm-hmm. 94 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,300 Elaine, do you know what these are? 95 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,400 Mike 'n' Ike's? 96 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,100 They're not just any Mike 'n' Ike's, 97 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,600 These are cherry Mike 'n' Ike's. 98 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:18,000 Do you know why I, Viktor Taransky, 99 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,200 two-time Academy Award nominated director-- 100 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,100 Viktor, that was "Short Subject." 101 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,500 --overseeing the most cherished movie project of my entire career, 102 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,500 ** walking around with-- look, look, look... 103 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,500 pockets full of these... things?! 104 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,700 I have a feeling you're going to tell me. 105 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,300 I'm going to tell you why. Because Ms. Nicola Anders, 106 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,300 supermodel with a SAG card, 107 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,600 has it written in her contract 108 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,600 that all cherry Mike 'n' Ike's 109 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,200 be removed from her candy dish, 110 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:46,500 along with strict instructions that any room she walks into 111 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,200 must have seven packs of cigarettes waiting for her-- 112 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,600 three of them opened; 113 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,200 that there be a personal Jacuzzi 114 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,700 within 80 paces of her dressing room; 115 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,700 and that any time she travels, 116 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:00,100 her nanny must fly with her first-class. 117 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,100 So, what's wrong with that? 118 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,900 Elaine, she doesn't have children. 119 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,400 Don't you see? They're mocking us. 120 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,500 They're mocking-- we're at their mercy. 121 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,600 What happened? I mean, we always had movie stars, 122 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,000 but they used to be our stars, remember? 123 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,300 We were the ones who would tell them what to do. 124 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,100 And we would tell them what to wear, 125 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,100 - who to date-- - That's what you want?! 126 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,800 When they were under contract to us, 127 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,300 we could change their names if we wanted to. 128 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,800 - More than once. - Viktor, 129 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,400 do you realize you're nostalgic 130 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,300 for an era you weren't even born in?! 131 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,900 I do remember why I g***t into this business. 132 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,900 - You seem to have forgotten. - Oh, please. Come on. 133 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 New York-- Cassavetes. Remember? 134 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,800 - Here we go. - What were we doing? 135 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,900 We were trying to make something important. 136 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,100 I don't know. 137 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,600 Shine a little light in that darkened cinema. 138 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,400 It's called a projector....