My.Life.is.Murder.S01E02.The.Locked.Room.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-MZABI-RakuvArrow.en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:20,810 --> 00:00:23,300 Paul, I'll be out back. 2 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:25,550 Bring us some champers? 3 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:30,650 We're on. 4 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:34,730 Money's on the bar. 5 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,120 For you, madame. 6 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,710 How's things? 7 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,550 Bloody marvelous. You? 8 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,050 Oh... 9 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:06,180 Actually I've been a little bit off. 10 00:01:06,310 --> 00:01:09,100 The other half reckons I've been working too hard. 11 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:13,270 Well, that should help out. Maybe you should take a cruise. 12 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,890 Disneyland. 13 00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,980 What you g***t for me? 14 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:30,170 Oh, come to mama. 15 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,550 Police! Everybody stay where you are! 16 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,040 Stay right where you are! Hey, boys! 17 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:39,880 Hey, it's not me, man! 18 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,810 Hey. That doesn't look good. 19 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,480 God, it doesn't feel good, either. 20 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,690 - Let's have a look. - No, don't touch it. 21 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:55,690 Oh, what a trouper. Give me a look. 22 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:58,690 Get your f***g hands off me! 23 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,490 Don't touch me, you pig! 24 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:02,850 Can you move your arm? 25 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,950 - Try that. - Yeah. 26 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,490 Oh, it's missed the tendon. 27 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:13,750 What is this piece of metal in your shoulder? 28 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,000 Oh. It's my good-luck charm. 29 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,880 It reminds me that I'm lucky to be here. 30 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,720 How long has it been in there? 31 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,220 A few years. 32 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:25,890 How's everything else? 33 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,010 Well, there's room for improvement. 34 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,430 Are you exercising? 35 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:31,400 Well, I pound the hell out of bread dough 36 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:32,530 several times a week. 37 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,730 Does that count? 38 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:35,230 And you're eating properly? 39 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,570 Yep. Paleo caffeine diet. 40 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,740 That's what the cavemen lived on when they discovered coffee. 41 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:45,160 Obviously. 42 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,500 You're in good condition, considering. 43 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,290 Considering what? 44 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:53,290 Oh. Yeah. 45 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:54,540 Does it hurt? 46 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:57,760 Only when it rains, for some reason. 47 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:00,470 You really need to get it removed. 48 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,970 I have three unsolved murders to tickle your fancy. 49 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,720 Ohh, multiple choice! Goody. 50 00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:11,350 All right, number one... outlaw biker. 51 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,100 At some point in the last 12 months, 52 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:14,890 he was chopped up into little bits, 53 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,600 put into ziplock bags, and stashed in a dog-meat freezer. 54 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,570 Aww, dog lover. 55 00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:22,750 Yeah, no bikies. What else you g***t? 56 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,430 Three weeks ago, the remains of an unidentified woman 57 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:26,810 was found in bushland. 58 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:29,900 Shotgun blast to the head. Execution style. 59 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:31,520 How long'd she been there? 60 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:33,190 A few months, we think. 61 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,910 Unidentified. Hate that. 62 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,400 What else? 63 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:41,200 Last June, a man was shot dead in a motel room. 64 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:42,790 Found by the manager. 65 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:45,000 The door was locked from the inside, 66 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:46,670 security chain in place. 67 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,380 How'd the manager get in? 68 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:50,500 - Cut the chain. - Windows? 69 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,470 Locked, also from the inside. 70 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,000 - I see what you're doing here. - What ** I doing? 71 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,770 Yeah, you gave me these two to make up numbers 72 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,240 to make this one seem more appealing. 73 00:04:00,670 --> 00:04:02,010 Are you calling me manipulative? 74 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:04,550 Why, yes, I **. 75 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,140 How can you say no to a locked-room mystery? 76 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,760 I don't know. It's kind of a magician's trick. 77 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:11,550 Get a magician to solve it. 78 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,770 I **. 79 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:15,980 No, the guy had a wife and son. 80 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,600 Be good to get them some answers. 81 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:21,480 - You want to see a sample clue? - Yeah. 82 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:25,020 A lipstick smear on a wine glass. 83 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,860 And? What did the lab say? 84 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:31,200 No prints match, but the DNA profile says female, red hair. 85 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:35,870 So, mysterious red-headed woman kills this bloke, 86 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,900 locks the door from the inside, then disappears into thin air. 87 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,420 Abracadabra. 88 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,100 You can hang on to those. Let me know how you get on. 89 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,560 Hey. 90 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:53,100 Does your doctor ever tell you to do more exercise? 91 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,160 Hmm, an actual key. How 20th-century. 92 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,120 Ooh, and the manager doesn't want us to leave a mess. 93 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:04,030 The nerve! You mean the guy with tomato soup all over his tie? 94 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:07,280 - How do you know it was tomato? - Well, it was brown and crusty. 95 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,370 Been there long enough to oxidize. 96 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,740 Eww. 97 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:17,330 Oh, my gosh. 98 00:05:17,470 --> 00:05:19,050 Are you allergic to this wallpaper? 99 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,470 'Cause I love it. 100 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:24,010 All right. So... 101 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:26,230 So the body was lying here. 102 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:28,310 - The body has a name. - Alan. 103 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:29,680 Alan Patrick Gillespie. 104 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,520 - Can you...? - What? 105 00:05:31,650 --> 00:05:34,560 Lying down on the floor? I just g***t this jacket dry-cleaned. 106 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,360 That's all right. I'll hold it for you. 107 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,860 Ah, left arm out. 108 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,950 Right arm tucked in. Out more. 109 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:47,450 Bend this leg. Head to the left. 110 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:49,370 No, your other left. 111 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,370 It's like playing Twister after you've had a few too many wines. 112 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:55,370 So Alan Patrick Gillespie comes out of the shower, 113 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:56,840 and he's brushing his teeth, 114 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:59,130 and he stands looking at himself in the mirror 115 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:04,100 when he is shot from behind, probably by a red-headed woman. 116 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,010 But it's a low-caliber bullet. 117 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,760 So he didn't fall forward. 118 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,670 He stumbles back and falls there. 119 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,070 And you're trying to work out some clue 120 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,690 about the position of the body? 121 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,060 No, I just want you out of the way while I think. 122 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,780 So he's naked except for a towel and he's brushing his teeth. 123 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:23,060 Now, do you do that with anybody who you don't know well 124 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,410 or aren't really comfortable with? 125 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:26,120 Mm, long-standing affair. 126 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:28,240 Yeah, maybe. Or a jealous wife. 127 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,500 Except the bed is made. 128 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:32,250 Well, 58% of domestic homicides happen 129 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:33,710 because of sexual jealousy. 130 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,630 Is that true? More than half? 131 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,130 Actually, 58.7. 132 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:40,550 Well, forget the stats. What does your gut tell you? 133 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,300 Look, it wants lunch. I'm thinking about tomato soup. 134 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:46,350 Get me chapter and verse on Alan Patrick Gillespie. 135 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,020 Well, homicide's already been there. 136 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:49,760 Get me something they haven't. 137 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,440 Look, I'm orienteering this weekend. 138 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:54,900 Oh, God, do people still do that? 139 00:06:55,030 --> 00:06:58,360 - Well, start tonight....