The Madame Blanc Mysteries S04E02 Inheritance 720p WEB-DL HEVC x265 BONE Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:10,840 THEY SPEAK IN FRENCH 2 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,000 SHE HUMS 3 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,600 HUMMING CONTINUES 4 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,280 SILENCES BELL 5 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,160 SHE HUMS 6 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,000 SHE COUGHS 7 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,760 COUGHING INTENSIFIES 8 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,280 # Do you remember the first time 9 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:20,320 # That my eyes set on you? 10 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,360 # Your smile came from nowhere 11 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,120 # For some time never Or some time soon 12 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,920 # The road is a long one 13 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,440 # I was only passing through 14 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:49,240 # I was only passing through. # 15 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,040 Whoa! That was amazing. 16 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,600 No wonder there's no pattern left on that plate. 17 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:58,240 Uncle Patrick has always been the king of the coq au vin. 18 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,280 So, I'm guessing that he pre-prepared it 19 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,160 so Judith and Jeremy don't have to cook. 20 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,760 Exactly. 21 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,680 Where is Patrick? He's gone to see Bruce Springsteen. 22 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,560 Ooh. I thought you'd be hot on his heels. 23 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,280 I'm going next week. I wouldn't miss it for the world. 24 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,000 Born To Run was the first album I ever learnt all the words to. 25 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,640 I played Born To Run on my mouth organ. 26 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,880 What, you can play the mouth organ? 27 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,920 I'd pay good money to see that. 28 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,680 Oh, yes, I'm quite brilliant at it, actually. 29 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,880 Which reminds me of my favourite dad joke. 30 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,400 A mouse goes into a music shop 31 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,880 and says, "Do you sell mouse organs?" 32 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,320 Do you know it? And the shopkeeper says, 33 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,080 "That's weird. We had one of your lot in here earlier, 34 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,640 "asking exactly the same question." 35 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,960 "Oh!", says the mouse, 36 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,360 "that must have been our Monica." Our Monica. 37 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,240 You do know it? 38 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,960 CHUCKLING 39 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,880 Right. Well, I think I've g***t just about enough room for a pudding. 40 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,040 Oh, great idea. I'll go and get some menus. 41 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,760 So, what other musical talents have you g***t hidden up your sleeve, then? 42 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,560 Well... Well, seeing as it's you, 43 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,720 I **... 44 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,720 a master of the spoons. 45 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,760 SHE LAUGHS 46 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,880 Shut it! 47 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,000 Hey, hang on. Watch. Right. 48 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,080 Ow! Ooh! 49 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,400 Oh! 50 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,120 Ooh! I think I'm really hurt myself. 51 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,400 Oh, my God! 52 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,760 Oh! Who on Earth left that there? 53 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,080 Well, I'm so sorry. I didn't know where to put it. 54 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,440 Right, look, I think we better get you to A&E. 55 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,640 A&E? 56 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,080 What about Douglas? 57 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,560 Oh, well, we used to have a dog. 58 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,240 We'll look after him. We know what we're doing. 59 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:43,000 Are you sure? It's the least we can do. 60 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,120 Come on, let's get you out of here. 61 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,280 Ooh! 62 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,080 Ah. Ah. 63 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,240 He prefers coconut water to plain. 64 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,280 He's in safe hands with us, Gloria. 65 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,640 Oh! Watch that step. 66 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,760 Oh, Gloria! Ooh! Ah! 67 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,080 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 68 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,120 PHONE RINGS 69 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,440 Oh! 70 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,960 Hello? 71 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,440 Hi, Charlie. 72 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,360 No, I-I'll be right there. 73 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,400 OK. 74 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,960 Erm, there's been an incident at the shop. I'm gonna have to go. 75 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,120 All right. I'll get Glo to A&E and give you a call. 76 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,200 I'm so sorry, Glo. Don't be daft. 77 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,160 I'll text you if they have to amputate. 78 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,520 SHE CHUCKLES 79 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,160 Just get my bag. All right. 80 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:35,320 Why on Earth did you offer to look after that stinking dog? 81 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,360 You were the most wonderful mother 82 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,440 to Tarquin, darling, I thought you'd be only too pleased to help. 83 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:46,360 Our Tarquin was a Kennel Club registered top pedigree toy poodle. 84 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:51,200 Also, you leaving that bucket out gives Gloria every reason to sue us, 85 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,200 and I don't want to give her one reason. 86 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,720 All right. 87 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,280 When Patrick gets back, we'll take it back to the chateau. 88 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,520 But it is not getting on the furniture. 89 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,480 SHE SIGHS 90 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,840 Who was on the stretcher? 91 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,640 Oh, Jean, c'est terrible! 92 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,800 What on Earth has happened? 93 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,480 We g***t back from the cinema, and the front door of the shop was open. 94 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,840 Fifi was meant to lock up. 95 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,040 So... 96 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,160 So, we went inside, and Fifi was nowhere to be seen. 97 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,840 The door to the bathroom, it was locked, 98 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,280 so Simone kicked it in. 99 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:34,360 'As the door opened, this horrific smell came out, 100 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,280 'and Aunt Fifi was lying on the floor. 101 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,800 'We dragged her out.' 102 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:42,360 'And I closed the door immediately and called the police.' 103 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,520 Good grief! 104 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,960 The forensic team strongly suspect 105 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,080 the smell was a gas caused by bleach being mixed with ammonia. 106 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,880 Mustard gas. 107 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,680 Precisely. And in an enclosed space. 108 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,600 Deadly. 109 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,760 Oh, she didn't stand a chance. 110 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,400 It looks like a normal bottle of bathroom cleaner 111 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,320 was replaced with pure ammonia. 112 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,680 So when the two products mixed together, 113 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,640 it created the deadly gas. 114 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,640 So somebody changed the bottle and locked her in? 115 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,720 It would seem so. 116 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,000 We have a murder on our hands. 117 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,200 You do know it's Thursday? 118 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,280 DOG PANTS 119 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,880 I ** very well aware of that. 120 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,520 And you do know what Thursday means? 121 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,320 I do, 122 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:50,160 but unfortunately, you invited that hairy mutt to come and stay with us. 123 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:54,520 I'm going to have to burn these 800-thread Egyptian cotton sheets. 124 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,760 Well, I wouldn't have had to 125 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,080 if you hadn't left the mop and bucket in the middle of the floor. 126 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,720 I ** not accustomed to domestic labour, Jeremy. I did my best. 127 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,640 Well, maybe your best wasn't good enough. 128 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,480 Darling. 129 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,000 How dare you? 130 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,000 I'm just stating facts. 131 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,200 Are you indeed? 132 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,720 Well, one more fact from you, 133 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,560 and you will be sleeping in one of the spare rooms tonight. 134 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,800 On a Thursday? 135 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,440 Wh... 136 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,240 Do... 137 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,080 HE SIGHS 138 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,560 Oh, thank you very much. You are very welcome. 139 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,640 Oh, no. What's wrong? 140 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,920 Oh, this could be the end of us, this. 141 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,440 What do you mean? 142...