The Madame Blanc Mysteries S04E03 Bad Education 720p WEB-DL HEVC x265 BONE Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,400 TEXT ALERT 2 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,400 HE SIGHS 3 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,440 It is so hot tonight. 4 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,440 I think I might melt like an ice cream. 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,480 Look, I'm sorry about the time, Thomas. I'm finished now. 6 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,520 I don't shut till 10:30. 7 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,880 I don't mind how long you stay. 8 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:37,480 It's good to know there is someone else for her to stare at. 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,200 Pardon? Her. 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:50,400 She leaves for Paris tomorrow, and I will not be sad to see her go. 11 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,160 Yeah. Hathor's on tour. 12 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,360 The goddess of intoxication. Ah! 13 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,560 The story goes that the sun god Ra ordered her to destroy all humanity 14 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,720 because of their bad behaviour. Oh. Mon Dieu. 15 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,920 But just at the last minute, Ra changed his mind. 16 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:13,000 So he decided to flood a field with beer and he dyed it red, 17 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,040 so she thought she was gorging on the blood of humankind, 18 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,960 but actually she was getting very, very drunk. 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,440 Humanity was saved by a hangover. 20 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:32,800 Also, rumour has it that every Hathor statue is cursed. 21 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,240 Oh. 22 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:40,080 Well, like I said, I will be glad to see her leaving. 23 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,320 HORN HONKS Oh. 24 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:49,000 Looks like your young man is here for you. 25 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,920 Oh, no, no. He's not me young man. 26 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,520 He's just a really good friend. 27 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,840 Yeah, well, thanks, Thomas. Good night. 28 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:13,040 HE CHUCKLES Just good friends, huh? Mm. 29 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,720 ALARM 30 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,400 # Do you remember the first time 31 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,960 # That my eyes set on you? 32 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,000 # Your smile came from nowhere 33 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:48,760 # For sometime never Or sometime soon 34 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,520 # The road is a long one 35 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:58,080 # I was only passing through 36 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:06,680 # I was only passing through. # 37 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,920 It's dead exciting, isn't it? 38 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,680 Even better than the ones on the telly. 39 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,200 Although I wish I'd dressed up a bit now, you know? 40 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,640 What do you mean? 41 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,400 Well, when you see an auction on the telly, 42 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,080 the punters all get dressed up, don't they? Have their hair done. 43 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,440 But you're not on the telly. 44 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,280 It's not about being on the telly, is it? 45 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,120 It's out of respect for all the stuff. 46 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,160 I blame you for his recent interest in boxes of rubbish. 47 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,360 Treasure, Glo, not rubbish. 48 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,800 Thank you so much for this, Jean. 49 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:41,560 With Jeremy's birthday next week, I just didn't know what to buy him. 50 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,080 Well, when I saw that box of Victorian ephemera, 51 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,280 I thought that'll perfect for Jeremy's phantasmagoria room. 52 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,200 Oh, Gloria, I meant to tell you, 53 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,320 thank you so much for letting us use your van. 54 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,000 Oh, you're welcome, love. 55 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,600 Mind you, I've no idea where I'm gonna put that. 56 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,040 Oh, Jean, by the way, 57 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,400 when can I pick up my sapphire necklace? 58 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,400 Nancy's daughter's getting married tomorrow. 59 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,240 It's supposed to be her something borrowed. 60 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,520 Anytime. It's at the shop. Oh, marvellous. 61 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,400 Oh, Jean, I've always wanted to do this. 62 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,440 Can I do the bidding? Fill your boots. 63 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,440 How terribly rude. 64 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,800 You'd never see that happen on the television. 65 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,480 Merci. Et voila. 66 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,640 Oh, my God! 67 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,760 Mum?! 68 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,280 Hey, can I help you to sort through the treasure? 69 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,720 If you want. You have found treasure? 70 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,800 Not really. It's not the best morning we've ever had. 71 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,800 Athenian red figure. This is not bad at all, Jean 72 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,680 530 BC. This is everything? 73 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,920 Just a few more boxes. It's dead exciting, isn't it? 74 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,360 Oh, hello, Simone. 75 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,120 Don't worry, love. Let's call it even. 76 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,480 I'm not here for you. 77 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:06,240 But I ** parched. I could murder an espresso. 78 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,320 Oh. Er... I will make some coffee. 79 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,600 I will help you. 80 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,200 Jean, I need a big favour. And I think you owe me one 81 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,880 after practically accusing me of murder last year. 82 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,480 OK. Right, remember our mums lived round the corner from one another? 83 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,080 Yeah. Of course. OK, now keep up. 84 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,080 This is the box of Victorian ephemera 85 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,120 that I won at the auction this morning. 86 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,360 So what's that g***t to do with our mums? 87 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,440 I'm coming to that. Well, everyone knows that I'm the only one 88 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,200 who collects the weird stuff round here. 89 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,640 And they've slipped something into the box to send me a message. 90 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:43,680 What? 91 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,280 Me mum's ring. 92 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,440 What? That's your mum's actual ring? 93 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,240 Yes, it's a warning. 94 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,440 Someone at home's after me through me mum. 95 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,480 Are you sure it's her ring? Absolutely. 96 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,320 Look, it's g***t her initial on the front. V for Vera. 97 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,960 And... get your loupe. Oh. Hang on. 98 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,240 Look on the inside of the ring. 99 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,760 "Sing as we go." Is that the Gracie Fields song? 100 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,040 Rochdale's finest and me mum's favourite. 101 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,640 Me dad bought it her years ago. 102 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:21,800 Oh. Erm... I don't understand. 103 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,560 It's a warning. And I know exactly who it is. 104 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,480 An old enemy of mine's just g***t out the clink 105 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,760 back in Manchester, 106 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,440 and it's gonna take me a few days to put him back in his box. 107 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,200 Me cousin's bringing Mum out now. 108 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,160 She won't fly, so it'll take ages on the ferry. 109 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,120 She needs to be with me till I sort my dear old friend out. 110 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,760 And? Well, the thing is, 111 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:46,680 she doesn't know about my, erm, business interests. 112 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,400 Go on. She, erm... 113 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,680 thinks I run an antique shop. 114 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,480 Oh. Oh, I see. 115 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,320 You want to pretend that you run my antique shop? 116 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,240 Bingo! Oh, is that all? 117 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,280 No protection? No extortion? I'm not an animal, Jean. 118 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:11,040 But if you do this one thing for me, we'll call it even. 119 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,480 Well, that's an offer I can't refuse. 120 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,480 MOBILE PHONE RINGS Oh. Excuse me. 121 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,120 Hi. Yeah, yeah, I know it well. 122 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,280 Right. I'll... I'll be right there. OK. 123 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,920 That was Caron. There's been an incident at the library. 124 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,520 Can you give me a lift? Oh, Madeline's at home. 125 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,560 I can drop you off to collect her if you like. Oh, right. 126 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,800 OK. Erm... So, erm, Mr John Marsden here 127 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,000 will be doing a bit of work experience today. 128 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,280 So, erm, if you could just show him the ropes, ladies, 129 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,560 that would be...