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1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:20,766 I'll be out back. 2 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:22,349 Bring us some champers. 3 00:00:25,912 --> 00:00:26,912 We're on. 4 00:00:29,412 --> 00:00:31,051 Money's on the bar. 5 00:00:45,753 --> 00:00:47,892 For you, madame. 6 00:00:53,473 --> 00:00:55,329 How's things? 7 00:00:55,353 --> 00:00:57,009 Bloody marvellous. 8 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:59,162 You? Ah. 9 00:01:00,053 --> 00:01:02,380 Half say I've been a little bit off. 10 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:05,969 The other half reckons I've been working too hard. 11 00:01:05,993 --> 00:01:07,849 Well, that should help out. 12 00:01:07,873 --> 00:01:10,129 Maybe you should take a cruise. 13 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,300 Disneyland. 14 00:01:13,553 --> 00:01:14,852 What you g***t for me? 15 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,532 Come to mama. 16 00:01:30,273 --> 00:01:32,369 Police! Everybody, stay where... 17 00:01:34,713 --> 00:01:36,369 It's not me, man! 18 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:46,729 Hey. That doesn't look good. 19 00:01:46,753 --> 00:01:48,329 God, it doesn't feel good either. 20 00:01:48,353 --> 00:01:50,249 - Let's have a look. - No, don't touch it. 21 00:01:50,273 --> 00:01:52,809 Oh, what a trooper. Give me a look. 22 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,009 Come on. Get your f***g hands off me. 23 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:57,009 Just move. Don't touch me, you pig! 24 00:01:58,793 --> 00:02:00,812 Can you move your arm? 25 00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:04,452 It's best to attend it. 26 00:02:07,473 --> 00:02:10,612 What is this piece of metal in your shoulder? 27 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,009 Oh, it's my good luck charm. 28 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:16,849 It reminds me that I'm lucky to be here. 29 00:02:16,873 --> 00:02:18,780 How long has it been in there? 30 00:02:19,993 --> 00:02:21,849 A few years. 31 00:02:21,873 --> 00:02:23,249 How's everything else? 32 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,212 There is room for improvement. 33 00:02:25,236 --> 00:02:26,689 Are you exercising? 34 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,529 I pound the hell out of bread dough several times a week, 35 00:02:29,553 --> 00:02:30,769 does that count? 36 00:02:30,793 --> 00:02:32,529 And you're eating properly? 37 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,553 Yep. 38 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,380 Paleo caffeine diet. 39 00:02:35,873 --> 00:02:38,092 That's what the cavemen lived on when they discovered coffee. 40 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:41,849 Obviously. 41 00:02:41,873 --> 00:02:44,809 You're in good condition, considering. 42 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,212 Considering what? 43 00:02:47,953 --> 00:02:49,689 Oh, yes. 44 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:50,729 Does it hurt? 45 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:52,812 Only when it rains, for some reason. 46 00:02:52,835 --> 00:02:54,048 _ 47 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,128 You really need to get it removed. 48 00:02:56,128 --> 00:02:58,478 _ 49 00:02:59,284 --> 00:03:02,209 I have three unsolved murders to tickle your fancy. 50 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:05,249 Oh, multiple-choice. Goody. 51 00:03:05,273 --> 00:03:08,409 Number one, outlaw biker. 52 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:11,849 At some point in the last 12 months, he was chopped up in little bits, 53 00:03:11,873 --> 00:03:14,289 put in Ziploc bags and stashed in a dog meat freezer. 54 00:03:14,313 --> 00:03:16,805 Aww, a dog lover. 55 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,969 Yeah, no bikies. 56 00:03:18,993 --> 00:03:20,169 What else have you g***t? 57 00:03:20,193 --> 00:03:22,769 Three weeks ago, the remains of an unidentified woman 58 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,209 were found in bushland. 59 00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:27,049 Shotgun blast to the head, execution style. 60 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,249 How long has she been there? 61 00:03:28,273 --> 00:03:30,100 A few months, we think. 62 00:03:30,713 --> 00:03:32,569 Unidentified, hate that. 63 00:03:32,593 --> 00:03:34,289 What else? 64 00:03:34,313 --> 00:03:37,889 Last June, a man was shot dead in a motel room, 65 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,209 found by the manager. 66 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:44,129 The door was locked from the inside, security chain in place. 67 00:03:44,153 --> 00:03:45,289 How did the manager get in? 68 00:03:45,313 --> 00:03:46,729 Cut the chain. 69 00:03:46,753 --> 00:03:50,209 - Windows? - Locked, also from the inside. 70 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:53,169 - I see what you're doing here. - What ** I doing? 71 00:03:53,193 --> 00:03:55,569 You gave me these two to make up numbers to make this one 72 00:03:55,593 --> 00:03:56,889 seem more appealing. 73 00:03:57,598 --> 00:03:58,929 Are you calling me manipulative? 74 00:03:58,953 --> 00:04:01,409 Why, yes, I **. 75 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,889 How can you say no to a locked room mystery? 76 00:04:03,913 --> 00:04:06,689 I don't know, it's kind of a magician's trick. 77 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,089 Get a magician to solve it. 78 00:04:08,113 --> 00:04:09,780 I **. 79 00:04:10,273 --> 00:04:12,569 Now, the guy had a wife and son. 80 00:04:12,593 --> 00:04:14,700 It'd be good to get them some answers. 81 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,492 - You want to see a sample clue? - Yeah. 82 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:22,049 The lipstick smear on the wineglass. 83 00:04:22,073 --> 00:04:24,009 And? What do the labs say? 84 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:27,812 No prints match, but the DNA profile says female, red hair. 85 00:04:28,913 --> 00:04:32,689 So, mysterious redheaded woman kills this bloke, 86 00:04:32,713 --> 00:04:35,849 locked the door from the inside and then disappears into thin air. 87 00:04:35,873 --> 00:04:37,969 Abracadabra. 88 00:04:37,993 --> 00:04:41,132 You can hang onto those. Let me know how you get on. 89 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:46,209 Hey! 90 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:49,649 Does your doctor ever tell you to do more exercise? 91 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:55,869 An actual key, how 20th-century. 92 00:04:55,893 --> 00:04:58,209 And the manager doesn't want us to leave a mess. 93 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:01,129 The nerve! You mean the guy with the tomato soup all over his tie? 94 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:02,809 How did you know it was tomato? 95 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:05,969 It was brown and crusty. Been there long enough to oxidise. 96 00:05:05,993 --> 00:05:07,332 Eww. 97 00:05:11,493 --> 00:05:14,009 Oh, my gosh! 98 00:05:14,033 --> 00:05:16,652 Are you allergic to this wallpaper? Because I love it. 99 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:21,449 Alright, so. 100 00:05:21,473 --> 00:05:23,249 So the body was lying here. 101 00:05:23,273 --> 00:05:24,729 The body has a name. 102 00:05:24,753 --> 00:05:26,649 - Alan. - Alan Patrick Gillespie. 103 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:28,329 - Can you...? - What? 104 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:30,369 Laying down on the floor? 105 00:05:30,393 --> 00:05:32,009 I just g***t this jacket dry-cleaned. 106 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,772 That's alright, I'll hold it for you. 107 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:41,449 Left arm out, right arm tucked in, out more. 108 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:44,529 Bend this leg. Head to the left. 109 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,009 No, your other left. 110 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:47,529 It's like playing twister 111 00:05:47,553 --> 00:05:49,329 after you've had a few too many wines. 112 00:05:49,353 --> 00:05:52,409 So, Alan Patrick Gillespie comes out of the shower, 113 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:55,409 and he's brushing his teeth, and he stands looking at himself 114 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:57,609 in the mirror when he is shot from behind, 115 00:05:57,633 --> 00:06:00,729 probably by a redheaded woman, 116 00:06:00,753 --> 00:06:04,009 but it's a low calibre bullet, so he didn't fall forward, 117 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:09,229 he stumbles back and falls there. 118 00:06:09,253 --> 00:06:12,569 And you're trying to work out some clue about the position of the body? 119 00:06:12,593 --> 00:06:14,969 No, I just want you out of the way while I think. 120 00:06:14,993 --> 00:06:17,529 So, he's naked except for a towel and he's brushing his teeth. 121 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:19,489 Do you do that with anybody who you don't know well 122 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:20,969 or aren't really comfortable with? 123 00:06:20,993 --> 00:06:22,689 Longstanding affair. 124 00:06:22,713 --> 00:06:24,572 Yeah, maybe. Or a jealous wife. 125 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,889 Except the bed is made. 126 00:06:27,913 --> 00:06:30,849 58% of domestic homicides happen because of sexual jealousy. 127 00:06:30,873 --> 00:06:32,689 Is that true? More than half? 128 00:06:32,713 --> 00:06:34,620 Actually 58.7%. 129 00:06:35,553 --> 00:06:37,449 Forget the stats, what does your gut tell you? 130 00:06:37,473 --> 00:06:40,089 It wants lunch, I'm thinking about tomato soup. 131 00:06:40,113 --> 00:06:42,969 Get me chapter and verse on Alan Patrick Gillespie. 132 00:06:42,993 --> 00:06:44,769 Homicide's already been there. 133 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,249 Get me something they haven't. 134 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,809 I'm orienteering this weekend. 135 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:51,649 Oh, God, do people still do that? 136 00:06:51,673 --> 00:06:53,289 Well, start tonight. 137 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,249 I'm going to Ed Sheeran. 138 00:06:55,273 --> 00:06:57,409 He looks like somebody's grandfather. 139 00:06:57,433 --> 00:06:58,889 Well, I don't want to waste the ticket. 140 00:06:58,913 -->...