The Madame Blanc Mysteries S04E05 Antique Antics 720p WEB-DL HEVC x265 BONE Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,960 And for the final piece of treasure of the day, 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,200 let's head over to Elaine. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,000 So, who do we have next? 4 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,920 I'm Gloria. Good luck, Gloria. 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,200 I'm now gonna hand you over 6 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,440 to the expertly seasoned hands of Elaine. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,400 Hello, Gloria. 8 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,840 Psst! So, where have you come from today? 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,400 Oh, I'm the local mechanic. Wonderful. 10 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,440 Yeah. You look much younger in real life. 11 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:27,480 Oh! 12 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,840 Too kind. So, what have you brought along today? 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:32,960 Amateurs! 14 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,400 I've brought this painting. Oh, this isn't a painting. 15 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,600 It's a lithograph by Robert Hillingford. 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,840 Probably early 20th century. 17 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,600 What's a lithograph? 18 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,160 Hm. 19 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,560 It's a printing process using a flat stone or metal plate 20 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,720 on which the image areas are worked using a greasy substance 21 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,080 so that the ink adheres to them 22 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,360 whilst the non-image areas are made ink-repellent. 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,440 It's not painted on paper. 24 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,520 Right. 25 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,400 Mm-hm. Is it a family heirloom? 26 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,400 No. It's always hung in the garage toilet. 27 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,920 I thought it looked posh, so I brought it here. 28 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:15,880 Well, it's an image of Wellington at Waterloo. 29 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,320 The ink distribution is... very smooth. 30 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,360 Right. 31 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,000 And worth around... 32 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,120 ..600 euro. 33 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,040 Oh. Ooh! 34 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,120 TITTERING 35 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,480 Cut. 36 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,320 OK. Brilliant. 37 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,680 Everyone out to the terrace for summing up with David, 38 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,760 then on to the final link with Nick. 39 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,800 Thank you so much for bringing this today. 40 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,800 It is absolutely stunning. 41 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,240 Does it take pride of place...? 42 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,720 They don't need the boom on this one because David's been miked up, 43 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,080 whatever that means. 44 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,960 David's skin is surprisingly good for his age. 45 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,160 He hardly needed any powder. 46 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,480 Well, he's probably had work done, darling. 47 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,560 Most of these TV types do. 48 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,440 Oh, darling, you're absolutely right. 49 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:08,600 I must get the number of his surgeon. 50 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,480 Ready, Nick? 51 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,440 And... action. 52 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,560 What a wonderful time we've had in the beautiful Sainte-Victoire. 53 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,920 And next week, get your castanets out 54 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,120 as the European road trip continues. 55 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,680 Bilbao, Spain. 56 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,440 See you then. 57 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,080 Cut! 58 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,760 And that's a wrap. CHEERING 59 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,480 SCREAMING 60 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,160 MURMOURING 61 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,240 Call an ambulance! 62 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,640 # Do you remember the first time 63 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:12,000 # That my eyes set on you? 64 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,040 # Your smile came from nowhere 65 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,560 # For some time never 66 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,800 # Or some time soon 67 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,560 # The road is a long one 68 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:31,120 # I was only passing through 69 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:40,680 # I was only passing through. # 70 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,040 Jean, we're having a nightmare. 71 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,000 The rest of the crew are stranded at Gatwick. 72 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,960 God knows how we're gonna film today. 73 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,120 Well, why did you drive? 'Elaine won't fly.' 74 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,480 And Paul doesn't trust the baggage control with his equipment. 75 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,800 And then trust the van to break down! 76 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,880 You're good to go. But thanks for sending Gloria. 77 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,280 I'll follow you up there just in case she blows again. 78 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,320 Brilliant. Thank you so much. 79 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,480 Hey. Hey, Jean. 80 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,360 Sorry about all of this. 81 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,280 Oh. Hi, Paul. Blimey, you're looking trim. 82 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,840 Thank you very much, Jean. 83 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,200 See you in a bit. Thanks. 84 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,960 See you later, love. 85 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,720 See you, love. 86 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,160 Hey, there's a queue forming outside already. 87 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,920 And there's a fella at the front with what looks like a sleeping bag. 88 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,200 That's a bit keen, innit? 89 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,600 Oh, that must be the chap that gave me this for Elaine. 90 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,360 I must remember to pass it on. 91 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,360 Antique Antics is a very popular show. 92 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,880 Thank you, Jean, for suggesting they filmed it here. 93 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,360 It was David's idea, actually. 94 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,760 I'm surprised he came back after what happened last time. 95 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,520 Yeah, I do feel a bit bad about that. 96 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,600 What happened? 97 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,360 Oh, David married a madman who tried to kill him in Jean's house. 98 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,440 Yeah. The producer, Paul, is an old university friend of mine, 99 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,960 and when he offered me the job as a pundit on the show, 100 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,520 well, I instantly offered David up instead. 101 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,120 Did you not fancy it? 102 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,040 No, it's not my bag. 103 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,360 But, David, he's always first in the queue at the karaoke, 104 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,760 and I thought it'd be right up his street. And I was right. 105 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,000 He's a big superstar now. 106 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,000 You turned down Antique Antics? 107 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,640 Are you mad? 108 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,400 You could have made us all famous. 109 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,080 No, it'd have made me famous, Judith, 110 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,240 and I couldn't think of anything worse. 111 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:28,520 But anyway, they're filming in your beautiful summerhouse. 112 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,680 I mean, how exciting is that? Yes! 113 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,720 That queue is getting massive. 114 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,200 I might get housekeeping 115 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,320 to set up a little drinks corner for refreshments. 116 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,280 Can't look a gift horse in the mouth, eh? 117 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,400 HE CHUCKLES 118 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:45,320 Oh, once an entrepreneur, always an entrepreneur. 119 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,000 I'd better give him a hand. 120 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:53,640 I'll say it again - that was a very nice thing you did for David. 121 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,640 Well, there... Hm? 122 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,920 ..might have been another reason why I turned down the job. 123 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,080 Oh, yeah? 124 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, I'd have spent loads of time filming away, 125 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,160 and right now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. 126 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,400 Well, that's a coincidence. 127 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,320 They're here! 128 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,080 Ooh. 129 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,480 Hey, Jean, this is dead exciting. 130 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,800 You never told me! I'm nipping home for a painting to get it valued. 131 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,880 If you want a painting valued, I'll do it for you. 132 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,920 Yeah. You can't get me on the telly. 133 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,040 See you in a bit. 134 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,320 SHE SCOFFS, LAUGHS 135 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,680 APPLAUSE 136 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,560 Thank you. There she is. 137 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,800 Hi! You look smashing. Oh. 138 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,600 Hey, can I get one of those? 139 00:06:37,640 -->...