Love,.Rosie.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY_eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,907 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 2 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,290 ♪ What do you get when you fall in love? ♪ 3 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:44,590 ♪ A guy with a pin to burst your bubble ♪ 4 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,010 ♪ That's what you get for all your trouble ♪ 5 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:49,980 ♪ I'll... ♪ 6 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:52,000 ♪ never fall in love again ♪ 7 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,100 ROSIE: Take a deep breath 8 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,800 ROSIE: and start at the beginning. ♪ never fall in love again ♪ 9 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,850 ♪ Dont' tell me ♪ 10 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,274 Tell them how we first met. ♪ what's it ♪ 11 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,023 - Hi. - Hi. ♪ all about ♪ 12 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:07,800 ♪ 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out ♪ 13 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,035 FEMALE TEACHER: Alex Stewart? ♪ Out of those chains ♪ 14 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:10,028 ♪ those chains ♪ 15 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:11,690 ROSIE: Tell them that ♪ that bind you that is ♪ 16 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,576 ever since we shared our dreams... ♪ why I'm here to remind you ♪ 17 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:19,490 - Yeah! - Yeah! ♪ What do you get when you fall in love? ♪ 18 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:21,464 ALEX: I had a dream last night. 19 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,960 Even Alex's weirdest ones. 20 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,715 You know a rowing boat? 21 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:29,132 That little curvy bit the oar sits in? 22 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,176 - It's called a rollock, by the way. - A what? 23 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,809 Rollock, like "bollock" with an "R." 24 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,066 That was me. I was that thing. 25 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,989 No. Keep that as our secret. 26 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,500 Rosie? Rosie, it's time. ♪ I'll never fall in love again ♪ 27 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,617 Tell them that this is, 28 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,497 that this has to be... 29 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,995 (CLEARS THROAT) Everybody! 30 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,578 One of the happiest days of my life. 31 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,455 Please! 32 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:10,090 For those I haven't had the chance to say hi to properly, 33 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,803 I'm Rosie. 34 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,676 (CHUCKLES) 35 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,853 And this has g***t to be 36 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,306 one of the happiest days of my life. 37 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,433 - (SOBBING) - (BELL TOLLING) 38 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,154 ♪ (CRAZY IN LOVE: BEYONCÉ) ♪ 39 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,114 (ROSIE SCREAMING) 40 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,039 Shots! 41 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,124 ALEX: Yeah! Beyoncé! 42 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,126 Yeah! 43 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,098 (LAUGHING) 44 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,456 ROSIE: Whoa! 45 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,166 (GRUNTS) 46 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,803 (GROANS) 47 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,934 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 48 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,978 - GARY: Hi, Alex. - ALEX: How's it going, mate? 49 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,377 - GARY: All right. - (DOOR CLOSES) 50 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,819 GARY: It's Alex! 51 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:51,156 It was totally my fault, the whole thing. 52 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,529 Oh, I'd love to believe you, Alex, I really would. 53 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,360 I just happen to know my own daughter. 54 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,821 A fine doctor you're gonna make 55 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,371 if this is how you carry on. 56 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,825 Why is everybody shouting? 57 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,293 (GROANS) 58 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,293 I'm so embarrassed about last night. 59 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,667 No, no, you don't have to be. 60 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,258 Ugh, I behaved so badly! 61 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,215 (GROANING DRAMATICALLY) 62 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,889 Yeah, but bad can be good, too. 63 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:24,689 Good? It was awful. Oh, I feel sick even thinking about it. 64 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,069 About which part? 65 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,228 All of it. It never happened. 66 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,482 Alex, OK? You can't tell anyone! 67 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,860 - Right. - (DOOR OPENS) 68 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,391 ♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped! ♪ 69 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,412 - ♪ Rosie had her stomach pumped! ♪ - ♪ Piss off! ♪ 70 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,499 - (GROANS) - Go, go. go! 71 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,578 How did we get home from the hospital? 72 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,167 Uh, Mum picked us up. 73 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:49,372 They needed a parent's name, 74 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,248 so, I obviously didn't want to give yours. 75 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,671 And she thinks it's my fault anyway, 76 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,845 I'm a terrible influence. Blah, blah, blah. 77 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,759 Oh, well, you are. 78 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,256 So, now, I have to spend two hours 79 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,555 in the library every day for a fortnight. 80 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,271 - Nightmare. - Well, it could be worse. 81 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:09,268 Bethany Williams has just g***t a part-time job there. 82 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:10,644 Yeah, right. 83 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,108 What? 84 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,860 - Bethany Williams? - Mmm. 85 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,283 Forget it, even I want to sleep with her. 86 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:21,278 For your information, she has been giving me the eye. 87 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,279 She's probably just wondering 88 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,281 why you haven't squeezed that zit on your forehead. 89 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,956 - F***k off! - No. Come here. I can do it for you. 90 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,294 Don't touch me! Don't you dare! 91 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,538 (SQUEALING) 92 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:37,879 (SQUEALING) 93 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,303 (LAUGHING) 94 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,634 Ow! 95 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:01,327 ALEX: Just look at Greg right now. What a bimbo. 96 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,117 Seriously hot, though. 97 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,998 He invited me to the school dance. 98 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,042 (SCOFFS) 99 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,204 Uh, what did you say? 100 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,793 No, obviously. I'm going with you. 101 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,333 (CHUCKLES) 102 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,377 BETHANY: Hey, Alex. 103 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,507 I missed you in the library today. 104 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,176 (STAMMERING) 105 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,341 Yeah, uh, I had nothing... 106 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,344 Uh, I mean, yeah. I was a bit... A bit of busy... 107 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,345 Don't be a stranger. 108 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,435 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 109 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,604 Yeah, absolutely not. 110 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,398 I'll see you there. 111 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,362 - Hey, girls! - GIRL: What did he say to you? 112 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,446 Pathetic. 113 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,362 She's mine for the taking. 114 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,826 You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue 115 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,449 dragging halfway across the ground. 116 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,456 Whoa. OK. All right. 117 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,668 Well, give me some tips then, if you are so clever. 118 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,373 How do I go about seducing a woman 119 00:06:51,374 --> 00:06:52,962 who is apparently out of my league? 120 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,133 - Is that a serious question? - Yeah, absolutely. 121 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,386 Mmm, well, you're at a disadvantage 122 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,055 being a, you know, (WHISPERING) virgin. 123 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,429 (LAUGHING) No, no, no, all right? 124 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,009 We can work with that. 125 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,307 First you have to be cool. Ignore her. 126 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,763 Act like you could take it or leave it. 127 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,393 - You see, that I've had practice at. - Hmm. 128 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,937 Uh, second, you have to make her feel like 129 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,395 you've seen something in her no one else has. 130 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:18,567 Like her soul. 131 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:19,819 While also ignoring her? 132 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:20,941 Yes. 133 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,031 (CHUCKLES) OK, and what happened to the s***x? 134 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,280 This is about the s***x! 135 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,286 God! You're so f***d up. 136 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,953 Mmm. You have no idea. 137 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,751 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 138 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,791 She wants me to take her to the dance. 139 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,423 Really? 140 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,467 Yeah, imagine. 141 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,006 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 142 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,801 Take her, if it means that much to you. 143 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,182 Come on. You'd have no one to go with. 144 00:07:54,432 -->...