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1 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:28,320 ** 2 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,300 [Announcer] New challengers approaching! 3 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:51,350 ** 4 00:00:51,450 --> 00:01:00,290 ** 5 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:21,080 ** 6 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:29,380 ** 7 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,960 - You think she knows that's a flare gun? 8 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,660 - No, not a chance. 9 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,660 - [John Doe] She ready for this? - [Quiet] No way. 10 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,230 But if we tell her not to enter, she absolutely will. 11 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,400 [scoffs] - That reminds me of someone. 12 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:47,100 You. It reminds me of you. 13 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,370 - Yes, dummy, I know. 14 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,070 [bell rings] 15 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:54,940 [whispers] - F***k. Holy men. 16 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,180 - Oh, god. 17 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,550 - Hey, motherfucker, I remember you. 18 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,650 Relax. 19 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,680 I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts. 20 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:06,990 You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedidiah 21 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,520 at last year's gathering. 22 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,730 You wanted to f***k that orange car so bad 23 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:11,590 you killed him over it. 24 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:13,260 - I'm sorry, you wanted to f***k Evelyn? 25 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,330 - No. And I didn't kill your leader. 26 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,200 He caused the explosion, not me. 27 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,270 - Oh, yeah? Well, why don't we ask him? 28 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:21,900 Brenjamin, bring forth our lord Preacher. 29 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,570 - Preacher? - He's alive? 30 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:26,310 [wheels squeaking] 31 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,180 - Whose baby is this? 32 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,220 - Oh, this isn't just some baby. 33 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,650 No. This horny little f***r right here 34 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:38,890 is our preacher, 35 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:42,020 his immortal soul reborn 36 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:46,060 into tiny flesh. 37 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,500 Our father would never leave us. 38 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,730 - Father never leaves. He just changes. 39 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,070 Tell 'em, Deacon. 40 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,130 - We waited many long months. 41 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:55,400 And then one day, our preacher returned to us. 42 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,970 - He was in a tree. - Like a squirrel? 43 00:02:58,070 --> 00:02:59,170 - I'm not gonna lie. 44 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:01,210 This little f***r is kind of cute. 45 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,810 - Don't get those fingers too close. 46 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:05,510 He will b***e them clean off. 47 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:06,980 - Shut up! 48 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:07,950 Who could be scared of-- 49 00:03:08,050 --> 00:03:09,220 [snaps and snarls] [yelps] 50 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,350 [inhales sharply] [giggling] 51 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:22,730 - Hey. 52 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,630 - Hey. 53 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,940 [exhales] 54 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,710 You freed me from Zemu. 55 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,010 Good looking out. 56 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,510 - Yeah. 57 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:39,950 Seemed like the chill thing to do. 58 00:03:40,050 --> 00:03:42,580 So, how are you doing? 59 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,220 With freedom. 60 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,130 [scoffs] - Freedom. 61 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,660 Maybe one day. 62 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:59,300 - Still drinking gasoline. Interesting. 63 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,140 - But I do owe you one. 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,700 - Oh, it's okay. - Just one. 65 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,270 After that, I'll flatten you with my tires, 66 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,540 just like everyone else. 67 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,480 - Well, unfortunately for you, 68 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,810 I'm not just like everyone else. 69 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:12,880 [gulps] 70 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,220 [jingle playing] 71 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,820 - [Announcer] New challenger approaching! 72 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:25,090 - [Stu] I can't believe we're finally here. 73 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:26,430 The tournament! 74 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:27,400 Do you think I might get the chance 75 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,600 to cut someone's head off? 76 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:31,200 I've been sort of wanting to try that. 77 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:34,600 - There is nothing I want more for you, Stu. 78 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:37,640 Oh, hey, look, it's our OG fan club. 79 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:40,380 I told you this would be the social event of the season. 80 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,680 We should go say hi before we murder them for sport. 81 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:44,450 - You go ahead. 82 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,350 Those two are douchebags anyway. 83 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:49,150 I need to prepare for my next killing spree. 84 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,120 - Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry. 85 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,250 Do me a favor. 86 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,590 Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early. 87 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:57,190 He's g***t an itchy trigger finger. 88 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,060 - Lactation is very rare in men, 89 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,400 but Brenjamin here has been blessed 90 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,160 with the nips of a mother. 91 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,170 F***g wine corks. 92 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,370 - I'm an unholy miracle. 93 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:08,040 - Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics! 94 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,240 - No, no-- [yelping] 95 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,870 [groans] Hi, Sweet Tooth. 96 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:12,810 [smacks] [winces] 97 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,310 - So, what are you crazy kids doing here? 98 00:05:14,410 --> 00:05:15,840 You come to cheer me on? 99 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,710 - Oh, uh, not exactly. 100 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:19,810 - Aww. 101 00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:22,180 Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time. 102 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,350 - So did he. 103 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,520 This time he'll finish the job. 104 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,790 Brenjamin, time to put down preacher. 105 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:31,630 [Preacher squeals] Then we'll put you down. 106 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:34,660 [laughing] 107 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,730 - Hey, you need any help with that little f***r, 108 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:40,540 hit me up. I've already killed one baby. 109 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,410 So what have you two crazy kids been up to? 110 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,910 Tell me everything. 111 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,780 [engine revving] 112 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:56,650 [flies buzzing] 113 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:59,490 [gas sloshing] 114 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:01,820 - Take a picture. It'll last longer. 115 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,930 - Sorry. I was just admiring your... hat? 116 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,070 - You're joining the tournament? 117 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,800 [laughing] 118 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,400 You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands. 119 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:20,680 The mosquitos would eat you alive. 120 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:21,940 [chomping] 121 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:22,740 - You're right. 122 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,650 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 123 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:27,420 Everyone's really scary, especially you. 124 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,180 - You're smart to fear me, 125 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,420 because those who cross Vermin 126 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,290 don't live to tell the tale. 127 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,830 - [Mayhem] You're terrifying. 128 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:41,830 You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says. 129 00:06:41,930 --> 00:06:42,800 - What did he say? 130 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,300 - Oh, just that you're not a real competitor. 131 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,800 All bark, no b***e. Stupid stuff. 132 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,470 - Son of a bitch. 133 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:53,210 - He also said something about you being a bug f***r. 134 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:55,410 - Come on! That was one time! 135 00:06:55,510 --> 00:06:56,810 I put ants in my pants, 136 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,280 and it's not my fault that it felt good. 137 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,410 I did it for a joke. 138 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:00,750 Where's that f***r? 139 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:07,220 Okay, dickhead! Hey! 140 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,160 What the f***k are you saying... 141 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,130 [indistinct arguing] 142 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:14,430 - Excuse me. Would you like to know 143 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,160 who had some very specific opinions 144 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:17,870 about your eyepatch? 145 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,040 - The clown said that? 146 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:24,640 Those exact words? 147 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:27,710 - Swear to God. Or not God. The devil? 148 00:07:27,810 --> 00:07:29,310 I...