Addyson James - Catfish - MissaX_A1.eng.en.whisperjav Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:42,820 That must be the door. 2 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:05,620 No change, thank you! 3 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:10,360 Who was that? 4 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:17,440 Pad Thai... fried rice and s***t they f***d up my order 5 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:19,580 You ordered food again 6 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,080 Yeah I didn't have time to cook and there's no food in the fridge 7 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:27,400 You look nice where are yo going 8 00:01:29,530 --> 00:01:31,550 Your not staying here all afternoon are ya 9 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:31,955 Well yeah i'meeting someone 10 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:35,250 Here 11 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:38,550 Down a block but we'll come back here 12 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:41,860 No, no you can't. Not today 13 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,630 I can and i will 14 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:57,860 Has your dad not talked to you about spending so much money ordering in? 15 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:02,090 Look how about if give some money 16 00:02:02,090 --> 00:02:04,350 You and your friend go grab some food 17 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,510 And then we'll get the movies later 18 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:10,650 In fact why don´t stay out all night 19 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,950 Forget about curfew 20 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:14,290 Actually glad that brought up 21 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:16,550 Because im'nt following curfew anymore 22 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:18,850 What!? Of course you are 23 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:22,150 No, I'm 19 and you're no longer my step-mom. 24 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:25,550 You and Dad g***t divorced so let's not pretend like there are some house rules 25 00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:26,110 that we need to follow 26 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:28,130 There has to be rules if you're going 27 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:28,950 live in this house 28 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,730 Well...you want me living here right? 29 00:02:32,830 --> 00:02:33,030 Yes 30 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,550 Yeah well i'll start carrying 31 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,310 around half of the rent 32 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,310 So don't worry about it 33 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:40,550 Language 34 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,870 Not watching your language either 35 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:50,400 Really need the housetonight baby 36 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:54,320 No can do. It's a hot date and I'd like to try to get some action 37 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,860 You can't have s***x, definitely not in this house 38 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:01,000 Baby! 39 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:04,580 Why are you all over my nuts? And what is with the dress 40 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,620 Listen...you could go out on our date of course 41 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:11,420 But i just don' want you be with someone who will spread her legs out 42 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:16,820 Put the food into fridge 43 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:18,560 We could eat it tomorrow 44 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,160 Yo know how much love Pad Thai 45 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,580 Yeah..I know 46 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,820 You know, her too. We're staying in it's already been decided 47 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,440 How did you meet this girl? 48 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:28,940 An app 49 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,550 Is this the first time you are meeting her 50 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:35,750 Jesus f***g Christ I thought step parents were supposed to be like hands off 51 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,130 This feels like an interrogation 52 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:40,970 Your right...I'm sorry 53 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:43,550 And you what is all about 54 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:45,990 Do u like it 55 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,990 Im going on a date tonight too 56 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:51,090 and we ar eating 57 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:52,950 Thank god 58 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:55,030 What does that suppose mean 59 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:59,030 You've moved on from Dad, and with how stressed you've been lately... 60 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,660 ...you definitely need to get ummm.... 61 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,780 What do I know? Is he meeting you here. 62 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,080 No we're meeting at the coffee shop 63 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,060 Ya know it can never be too safe 64 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:14,420 What time are ya supposed meet him 65 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,460 Now actually Jesus 66 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,360 Oh s***t! Me too 67 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:20,820 He'supposed text when hes nearby 68 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,000 Same with my date 69 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,560 Maybe should meet up in a cafe together 70 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:31,200 No. Absolutely not! I won't let you interrogate this girl 71 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,120 No, not at all 72 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,620 He's on his way to the cafe 73 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,760 My date said she'd text me when she gets close 74 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,000 Maybe there is bad traffic 75 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:49,340 She lives pretty close 76 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,690 Mine did too 77 00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:54,950 He didn't say where, he just said nearby. 78 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,430 I'm not paying for a $10 coffee purchase to pull no-show 79 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,310 and i already spent too much on this food 80 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:04,760 Right 81 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:06,200 Well 82 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:08,800 Have you texted her to see what's up? 83 00:05:09,926 --> 00:05:10,060 No 84 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,120 Dont wanna seem too needy 85 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,680 It isnt big deal 86 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,960 Just text ETA 87 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:15,880 Its super casual 88 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,160 She might think your'e interested 89 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:21,900 That some 90 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:23,540 S***t advice 91 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:24,820 Language 92 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:28,440 Oh, you know it's true. Why don't you text your date ETA? 93 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:32,720 No! I think the man should text first 94 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:36,620 That puts a lot of people kind-of at checkmate 95 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:39,840 Have you met this girl before 96 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,720 She is super stunning though 97 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,510 Dating was so different when i was your age 98 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:49,750 We actually had to go out in the world and meet people 99 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,290 How did that work 100 00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:53,110 It just did 101 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,050 Come on...just texted her 102 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,670 I'll text your date first. 103 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,600 What if we text them at the same time? 104 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:05,580 Okay 105 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,100 You're not... 106 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,600 Collegeboy345 107 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:28,820 Nofmama89 108 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:30,980 This 109 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,960 can't be happening 110 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:36,970 Didn' t know you liked younger guys 111 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,550 Thought i'd try something different 112 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,210 You know what they say about 113 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:43,670 young men 114 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:47,080 Are those photos really of you 115 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,160 Yeah, I can't believe you're about to go on a date with the guy that didn''t even show his face. 116 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,370 It was good body! 117 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,920 Wait... did you catfish me? 118 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,680 Looks close right ? 119 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:07,560 Who is this?? 120 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:10,310 A soap opera actress 121 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:14,220 None of the younger men would recognize her 122 00:07:16,050 --> 00:07:17,990 She kinda looks like you 123 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,270 You think so??? 124 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,850 If i dressed up little bit 125 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,360 Would look like her 126 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,600 Your hotter 127 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:30,960 Well, now what are we gonna do? 128 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:32,660 I don't know. 129 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,420 We g***t all dressed up for nothing! 130 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,440 We can still have our date... 131 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,540 G***t your pad thai mom 132 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,120 Stop picking on me 133 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,240 No i'm being serious 134 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,670 But..I was married to your father 135 00:07:46,210 --> 00:07:47,490 So?..i dont care 136 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,530 Often thought about how much of a common 137 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,550 And clearly im your type 138 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:53,930 and.... 139 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:54,750 Im yours 140 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,560 Have you ever been with younger men 141 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:05,420 How long have u been interested in older women 142 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:07,200 As long as I can remember. 143 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:09,410 You're pulling my leg? 144 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:13,410 No, no...I like confidence and experience 145 00:08:13,890 --> 00:08:15,190 Older women just do it for me 146 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:16,670 That's really refreshing 147 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,410 When i was your age 148 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,235 ...i didn'think anyone would want me over the age of 25 149 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:24,490 And sometimes its still a little hard to get overs 150 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:30,950 Most women don´t come into their tribune until around 35 151 00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:34,610 Your really laying on thick now 152 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:36,430 Like im laying on thicker 153 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,090 Dan! 154 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:43,210 Come on, just give in. You g***t all dressed up and don't want to do it a waste 155 00:08:46,900 -->...