A.Lesson.in.Love.1954.720p.BluRay.x264-DEPTH Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:39,363 DIGITALLY RESTORED IN 2015 2 00:00:56,223 --> 00:01:00,388 A LESSON IN LOVE 3 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:05,688 A Comedy for Grown-ups by... 4 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:09,108 This comedy might have been a tragedy, 5 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:12,400 but all turned out well, so it became a comedy. 6 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:17,242 Neither the author nor the actresses are the teachers of this lesson, 7 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:21,655 but rather life itself with its absurd twists and turns. 8 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,539 Ladies and gentlemen... 9 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:27,411 you can witness this lesson in love with an indulgent smile, 10 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,913 for the lesson is elementary, 11 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:33,758 and it's one you learned long ago... 12 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,505 isn't it? 13 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,970 You're a b***d. 14 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,679 You're spoiled, brutish, and cynical. 15 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:33,313 You call yourself a gynecologist? You've never understood a woman. 16 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,984 If I had the energy, I'd laugh at all this. 17 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,532 You're so terribly naive. 18 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,654 So you don't want to marry me? - No, thank you. 19 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,288 What a storm! 20 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,124 - The angels are crying. - The boy's feeling remorse. 21 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,414 Perhaps, my dear Susanne. 22 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,505 Sadness and remorse are Siamese twins. 23 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,292 - I can go on being your lover. - No, thank you. 24 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,464 At least stop thanking me! 25 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,550 So it's definitely over? 26 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,015 Yes. Thanks for what we had together. 27 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,259 You want me to start yelling? 28 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:10,355 I admit my retreat is deplorable, but I'm no passionate superman. 29 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,188 I'm just a tired and boring man with a headache and regrets. 30 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,024 Could it be any sadder? - Because you're getting old. 31 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,484 That's right. 32 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,570 I'm an itty-bitty... 33 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,534 teeny-tiny bit old. 34 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:28,039 Go back to your forgiving wife's forgiving embrace. 35 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:33,040 No doubt she's waiting to be plucked off the shelf and dusted off 36 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,455 like a trusty old pipe! 37 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:43,217 Please show Mrs. Verin out and the next patient in. 38 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,384 - Out. - In a moment. 39 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,515 Good-bye, David. 40 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,263 I do feel sorry for you. 41 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,688 Always looking at women from odd angles 42 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,235 eventually makes a man quite peculiar. 43 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,406 Where is my key, by the way? 44 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,852 You're sublime... you bore! 45 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,692 Next. 46 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,607 Next. 47 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,569 Doctor, I have a terrible problem 48 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,114 that keeps me awake at night. 49 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,280 You cheered up my husband on another occasion. 50 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,998 I have such confidence in you. 51 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,664 This rain is incredible! 52 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:59,585 I'm wondering if my husband and I should remarry. 53 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,005 After 10 years and two children together, 54 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,004 we divorced when I met a younger man 55 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,803 who gave me that special something, you know? 56 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,804 But he was very young and had to do his military duty, 57 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,056 and then my husband returned... 58 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,023 Excuse me. 59 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:28,909 A life-and-death emergency is calling me. 60 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,029 There are three patients waiting. 61 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,156 My life and my death! 62 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,165 But what should I do? 63 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,578 A piece of advice: The conjugal bed is love's demise. 64 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,454 You're terrible! 65 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,003 No, I'm not. Not at all. 66 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,126 Bye! 67 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,548 And here I thought the doctor was really... 68 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,346 Did you, now? 69 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,390 If I weren't a Christian woman, I'd say "damnation!" 70 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:09,192 Sam, don't you ever have trouble with women? 71 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:13,329 - Not since I killed my fiancée. - Not exactly what I meant. 72 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:17,700 Then your father, the old professor, operated on my head. 73 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,211 He did a bolo... - Lobotomy. 74 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,295 - Could be. - I'm sure it was. 75 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:26,008 I'm very grateful. Now I only run amok twice a year, 76 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,879 and I don't even eat or drink. 77 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,216 How practical! 78 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,432 It's the thunderstorm. 79 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,019 But we should be able to pick up something. 80 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,561 I'm going to nap. I'm tired. 81 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,393 And a little bit old. 82 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,573 A teeny-tiny bit old... 83 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,744 She first came to see me in the spring. 84 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,659 She seemed nervous and unsettled, 85 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:03,204 which made me nervous and unsettled too. 86 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:08,592 Your symptoms don't seem particularly alarming, Mrs. Verin... 87 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,879 but let's examine you anyway, 88 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,926 just to be safe. 89 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,432 Please undress behind the screen. 90 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,352 Do you find me attractive? 91 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,231 - How old are you? - Why do you ask? 92 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,100 For my records. 93 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,148 - I was born in '32. - Already married at 21? 94 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,146 Are you sorry to hear it? 95 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,274 Get undressed and stop chattering. 96 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,401 You have such beautiful hands. 97 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,870 - Kind of you to say. - And an adorable neck. 98 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,707 Is that so? 99 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,246 What's it like watching women undress all day? 100 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,540 It's no fun, I assure you. 101 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,288 I'm so afraid. 102 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,256 Will you be gentle? 103 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,969 Get undressed now. I have patients waiting. 104 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,425 I have a confession to make. 105 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,010 A confession? 106 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,892 - You won't get mad? - It depends. 107 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,233 - Then I don't dare. - Fine. I won't get mad. 108 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,323 There's nothing wrong with me. I just said there was. 109 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,817 I wanted to meet you. - Meet me? 110 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,658 I'm in love with you, Dr. Erneman! 111 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:23,834 I see. That's very kind of you. 112 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:28,332 My dear Mrs. Verin... I really don't know what to say. 113 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,000 I saw you every day last summer. 114 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,511 We were neighbors in the country, but you didn't notice me. 115 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,890 - I was working. - You certainly were... 116 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,890 hunched over your desk every day until 3:30. 117 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,481 Then you had tea with three buttered biscuits. 118 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:49,067 Then you went for a swim, regardless of the weather. 119 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,694 - You saw all that? - I loved you already. 120 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,532 Of course. 121 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,736 I fantasized about you. 122 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,904 I'm just a little girl. 123 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,953 - But you're married. - To a horrendous bore! 124 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:06,873 Please go now. I have neither the time nor the desire. 125 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:10,040 - Don't send me away. - I must, for several reasons. 126 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,547 - Do you love your wife? - Yes. 127 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,887 And it's none of your business. Now go. 128 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,141 You don't love her. 129 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,727 Mrs. Verin, you're very sweet. 130 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,097 One might even say attractive. 131 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,313 I'm touched by your attention. What man wouldn't be? 132 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,529 But I'm as big a bore as your husband, 133 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,490 in that I have certain principles regarding marital fidelity... 134 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,075 and so on... 135 00:09:38,411 -->...