The Bernie Mac Show s04e02 Stiff Upper Lip.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:04,287 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:21,509 Ooh, did you sign Bryana's permission slip to the Autry National Center? 3 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,852 Baby, you know, I always dedicate all my time 4 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:26,284 for the kids, every day. 5 00:00:26,968 --> 00:00:28,018 Can we go ride our bikes? 6 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:30,279 Do I have to get up? 7 00:00:30,355 --> 00:00:31,675 No. 8 00:00:31,756 --> 00:00:32,766 All right, well, stay on the sidewalk. 9 00:00:32,849 --> 00:00:34,019 Uh, don't forget your helmets. 10 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:36,685 Yeah, don't forget your helmets. 11 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,494 America, when I was growing up, 12 00:00:38,563 --> 00:00:41,113 I didn't have a helmet and you didn't either. 13 00:00:41,191 --> 00:00:43,411 And look at us. We're fine. 14 00:00:43,485 --> 00:00:45,235 I'll tell you when they need a helmet-- 15 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,080 when they get on your doggone nerves. 16 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:48,325 "Uncle Bernie, give me..." 17 00:00:48,406 --> 00:00:49,786 "Uncle Bernie, can I get..." 18 00:00:49,866 --> 00:00:52,086 "Uncle Bernie, can I have..." 19 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,713 Boy... 20 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,558 (music playing) 21 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:03,305 (funk music playing) 22 00:01:04,714 --> 00:01:06,074 ♪ Get up ♪ 23 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:08,181 (bell ringing) ♪ Get down ♪ 24 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,060 ♪ Get up ♪ (chuckling) 25 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,647 ♪ Get down ♪ 26 00:01:18,353 --> 00:01:20,703 This is what I'm talking about, America! 27 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:22,406 The girl eight years old. 28 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:23,952 She riding with training wheels. 29 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,479 When I was eight years old, America, 30 00:01:25,561 --> 00:01:27,121 I was putting food on the table 'cause I was able. 31 00:01:27,195 --> 00:01:30,205 Man, I just hope the neighbors didn't see it. 32 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,830 This is our future. 33 00:01:31,908 --> 00:01:33,918 You all keep patronizing these little things here. 34 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,174 They going to run the world. 35 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:36,669 We're doomed. 36 00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:38,346 She's afraid. 37 00:01:38,423 --> 00:01:41,723 Of what? You g***t the girl already wearing a helmet, 38 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:42,603 mosquito repellent, 39 00:01:43,679 --> 00:01:45,049 sunscreen, kneepads. 40 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:46,520 You g***t the girl so sheltered, 41 00:01:46,598 --> 00:01:48,138 when it comes time for her to go out in the real world, 42 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:49,226 she ain't going to be able to handle it. 43 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,429 And that ain't good, baby. 44 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,940 She's only eight years old. 45 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,562 Wanda, she's eight years old. 46 00:01:54,639 --> 00:01:56,039 She's had time. 47 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,616 When I was eight years old, I was working two jobs. 48 00:01:57,693 --> 00:01:58,833 Doing what? 49 00:01:58,902 --> 00:01:59,782 Bootlegging and running the numbers. 50 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,073 Why are you lying? 51 00:02:01,146 --> 00:02:02,606 First of all, it ain't about me. 52 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,493 It's about you babying Baby Girl. That's the lie. 53 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,371 You g***t the girl so overprotected and so she already 54 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:09,494 g***t it figured she's going to be a child her whole life. 55 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,495 You already g***t her thinking she's going to live in the basement 56 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,037 at 35 years of age. And I'm telling you right now, baby, 57 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,421 it ain't going to happen. 58 00:02:15,493 --> 00:02:17,133 So you're going to prevent all of that 59 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:18,724 by taking off her training wheels? 60 00:02:20,081 --> 00:02:21,011 It's a start. 61 00:02:21,082 --> 00:02:23,482 Oh, okay. Yeah. 62 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,054 I'm afraid, Uncle Bernie. 63 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:27,139 Don't be afraid, sweetheart. 64 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:28,854 I g***t you. I won't let go. 65 00:02:28,924 --> 00:02:30,184 You promise? I promise. 66 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:32,268 Look, this is your Uncle Bernie, okay? 67 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:33,978 Come on. You can do it. 68 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:35,024 Come on. Steady, steady. 69 00:02:35,096 --> 00:02:36,346 Steady, steady, steady. 70 00:02:36,431 --> 00:02:38,061 Come on, come on. Come on, baby. 71 00:02:38,141 --> 00:02:40,231 Don't let go! I won't. You g***t it! 72 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:43,040 You g***t it! Yeah! 73 00:02:43,113 --> 00:02:44,703 (crashing) 74 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:45,953 (car alarm wailing) 75 00:02:46,024 --> 00:02:47,214 Baby Girl! 76 00:02:49,152 --> 00:02:50,752 BERNIE: Come on, baby... 77 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,670 Oh, Lord. 78 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,182 Oh, let me see you. 79 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,249 Oh, come here. 80 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:03,050 Give your Aunt Wanda a hug. 81 00:03:03,124 --> 00:03:05,054 Oh, how are you doing? 82 00:03:05,126 --> 00:03:08,926 (mumbling) 83 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,555 Oh... 84 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:13,534 WANDA: Come here. 85 00:03:14,678 --> 00:03:16,728 Why did she have to look at me like that? 86 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:20,105 And don't you look at me like that either, America. 87 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:21,903 I told Baby Girl I would be with her 88 00:03:21,977 --> 00:03:23,937 the whole time and I was. 89 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,280 I was with her when she fell. 90 00:03:26,356 --> 00:03:28,276 I was with her in the emergency room. 91 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:30,198 I'm with her right now... 92 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:33,591 to mash up the food like the doctor said. 93 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,880 This should do it right here. 94 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:49,312 Mm... yummy. 95 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,468 Okay, sweetheart, here you go. 96 00:03:52,549 --> 00:03:54,429 I g***t your favorite, baby. 97 00:03:54,509 --> 00:03:56,559 Spaghetti and meatballs, 98 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,396 and your own crazy straw. 99 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:11,241 (groans) 100 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,158 (mumbling) 101 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:14,576 What was that? 102 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,424 She said, "Why'd you let go?" 103 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:19,339 How do you understand her? 104 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:20,998 She's my sister. 105 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,172 Sweetie, would you like your uncle 106 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,340 to blend up something else? 107 00:04:24,414 --> 00:04:25,804 (mumbles) No. 108 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,724 Okay, yeah, we g***t that. 109 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,591 And sweetie, try not to talk with a broken jaw. 110 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,390 Hairline fracture. That's what the doctor said. 111 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,758 One out of a million chances of that happening like that. 112 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,431 She was wearing that doggone helmet. 113 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,279 The doctor said that might have made it worse. 114 00:04:38,353 --> 00:04:39,403 No, he didn't. 115 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,269 Well, you ain't no jaw doctor. 116 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,268 You ain't no jaw doctor. 117 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,280 (indistinct chatter over PA) 118 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,582 (down-tempo music playing) 119 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,843 (saw buzzing) 120 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,630 (mumbling) 121 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,953 Okay, okay, okay, just sit tight. 122 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,414 Slow down, Baby Girl, okay? 123 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,330 (muffled, angry) 124 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:43,513 What? 125 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,545 (muffled) Is it something at school? 126 00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:48,096 Your homework? 127 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,473 Lunch time? 128 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:51,967 What? 129 00:05:52,043 --> 00:05:53,483 (muffled) 130 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,913 Okay, okay, Baby Girl. 131 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,548 Just sit tight till we see Nessa, okay? 132 00:05:56,631 --> 00:05:58,611 Just sit tight, all right? 133 00:05:59,342 --> 00:06:00,682 All right. 134 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,940 (complaining, muffled) I know, I know. 135 00:06:03,012 --> 00:06:04,492 I hear you, I hear you, I hear you. 136 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,284 Would you please, Baby... 137 00:06:06,358 --> 00:06:08,728 Nessa! Nessa! 138 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:09,650 What? 139 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,003 Nessa, come here right quick. 140 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,412 She been mumbling like this all the way home. 141 00:06:13,481 --> 00:06:14,781 Come here, come tell me 142 00:06:14,858 --> 00:06:17,328 what the heck she's talking about. 143 00:06:17,402 --> 00:06:20,172 (urgent mumbling) 144 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,577 What's she saying? 145 00:06:21,656 --> 00:06:23,576 She says she can't go on her school field trip 146 00:06:23,658 --> 00:06:25,328 because her jaw is broken. 147 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:26,960 Hairline fracture. 148 00:06:27,036 --> 00:06:29,466 (scolding, muffled) 149 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:33,809 What else?...