The Bernie Mac Show s04e15 The Music Mac.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:06,510 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,639 Oh, yeah. 3 00:00:20,712 --> 00:00:21,772 (clattering) 4 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,648 (upbeat music playing) 5 00:00:35,811 --> 00:00:37,291 Hey, hey. 6 00:00:38,563 --> 00:00:39,863 What you doing roaming around the house 7 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,250 this time of night? 8 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,542 Nothing. I was just going to bed. 9 00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:48,212 What was you doing down there? 10 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:50,871 Um, I had the light on earlier, 11 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:53,341 and I had to turn it off. 12 00:00:53,411 --> 00:00:54,631 Oh. Oh. 13 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:55,754 Night, Uncle Bernie. 14 00:00:55,831 --> 00:00:57,181 Good night. 15 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:03,804 What was she doing, America? 16 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,810 Sneaking out of the basement in the middle of the night. 17 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:10,097 Uh-uh. It wasn't like she was down there doing laundry. 18 00:01:10,178 --> 00:01:11,898 I ain't that lucky. 19 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,492 That girl had to be up to something. 20 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,072 America... 21 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,204 (sniffing) 22 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,898 did you smell anything? 23 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:25,081 (upbeat music playing) 24 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:29,745 What's that noise? 25 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,333 (music stops) Jordan's showing me how to make music. 26 00:01:32,409 --> 00:01:33,919 That's not what I heard. 27 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,344 It's my new music program. 28 00:01:35,412 --> 00:01:37,092 It can make any instrument you want. 29 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,854 I want you to turn it off. 30 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,594 Aw, take five. 31 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,552 Thank you. He can't kill the music in me. 32 00:01:44,629 --> 00:01:46,559 BERNIE: What? 33 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:50,926 (rattling door) 34 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:51,941 Nessa? 35 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,190 NESSA: One minute. 36 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,523 (clattering) 37 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:57,488 Whatcha g***t the door locked for? 38 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,530 Was it locked? I didn't realize. 39 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,031 You lock me out one more time, 40 00:02:05,108 --> 00:02:06,948 I'll lock you in, okay? 41 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,097 Here. 42 00:02:08,178 --> 00:02:10,698 Basement in the middle of the night; 43 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,500 locking her door. 44 00:02:12,574 --> 00:02:14,884 So I already don't trust her, America, 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,090 but now she's really g***t me worried. 46 00:02:17,162 --> 00:02:19,552 Oh, I went to this party, and Teri was there, 47 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:21,183 and I saw her, so I was, like, "Hey, what's up?" 48 00:02:21,258 --> 00:02:23,628 And she was, like, "Oh, I'm getting ready to do a cartwheel." 49 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,224 And she had on this real long skirt, 50 00:02:26,296 --> 00:02:27,466 and it was kind of tight. 51 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,717 So, um, anyways, she did a cartwheel, 52 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,280 and, um, what happened was, 53 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:35,062 when she went over, it split... 54 00:02:35,138 --> 00:02:36,188 BERNIE: Look at her over there, 55 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,148 just laughing like a hyena. 56 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,925 H***e-h***e-h***e-h***e-h***e! 57 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,950 She's probably spaced out of her doggone mind. 58 00:02:44,022 --> 00:02:45,912 Scarfin' down that pie. 59 00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:47,912 Girl normally takes two bites, 60 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,458 and is looking for an excuse to get away from the table. 61 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,537 She hungrier than a hostage. 62 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,418 Her eyes are kind of glazy. 63 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:57,672 I'm keeping my eye on her. 64 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,288 Why-why-why are you eating like that? 65 00:02:59,371 --> 00:03:00,801 You g***t the munchies? 66 00:03:00,872 --> 00:03:02,842 I skipped lunch today. Why? 67 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,216 I mean, why--what made you skip lunch today? 68 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,093 They served chipped beef. 69 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:09,680 Um, can we be excused? 70 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:10,936 Yeah, of course. 71 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:14,268 WANDA: Pie is good, huh? 72 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:20,192 Did you see the way she was eating? 73 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,187 Yeah, she ate like she enjoyed the pie. 74 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:23,449 No, no, no, no, no, no. 75 00:03:23,528 --> 00:03:25,858 She ate like she was high. 76 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,659 She ate like a junkie. 77 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,534 Come on. Now, see you're an enabler. 78 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,660 Nah, come on, Bernie. No, you're an enabler. 79 00:03:32,737 --> 00:03:34,197 No, no, no. She's not even like that, and you know it. 80 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:35,511 You don't know what she like. 81 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,712 What? The people who you don't think is like that 82 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,995 be the people who be the one like that. 83 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:45,354 If you so concerned, go talk to her. 84 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,175 Cover me, America. 85 00:03:47,252 --> 00:03:48,732 I'm going in. 86 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,730 (guitar strumming) 87 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,281 (guitar continues strumming) 88 00:04:04,019 --> 00:04:05,409 Hey... 89 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,283 what the hell is that? 90 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:11,626 VANESSA: ♪ Me and my skateboard ♪ 91 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:16,463 ♪ Rolling down the boulevard ♪ 92 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,500 ♪ Smiling at people ♪ 93 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:23,430 ♪ Who all smile back at me ♪ 94 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:30,136 America, she don't need to be hiding this. 95 00:04:30,211 --> 00:04:33,311 Listen to her. She's great. Listen. 96 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:38,057 VANESSA: ♪ Life is never hard ♪ 97 00:04:38,136 --> 00:04:41,396 ♪ I just love to be ♪ 98 00:04:41,473 --> 00:04:44,723 BOTH: ♪ On Ventura Boulevard ♪ 99 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,065 What are you doing? 100 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,532 I'm just singing along with you. 101 00:04:52,609 --> 00:04:55,369 What're you doing hiding down here by yourself like that? 102 00:04:55,445 --> 00:04:57,285 I didn't know you could play like that. 103 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:59,624 It's private. Just leave me alone. 104 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,749 Hey, you know "Chain of Fools"? 105 00:05:01,826 --> 00:05:02,866 I'm going to bed. 106 00:05:02,945 --> 00:05:04,185 No, no, you don't have to go to bed. 107 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,631 I'm just teasing you, okay? 108 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,376 I'll go to bed, you stay down here. 109 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,848 But don't stay too long. 110 00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:17,809 Hey... 111 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,484 you know, a lot of famous people 112 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,232 started in the basement like this. 113 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:22,654 (groans) James Brown did. 114 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,562 (imitates James Brown yell) 115 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:26,151 Ain't nobody started off on top 116 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,076 but me, Michael Jordan, 117 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,613 Bo Jackson, just a few of us. 118 00:05:30,688 --> 00:05:32,818 Yeah, you know, ain't that-- ain't that many people 119 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,499 blessed like us. 120 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:36,495 'Kay? 121 00:05:36,578 --> 00:05:37,868 Stage fright. 122 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,236 Now, that's cute. 123 00:05:39,314 --> 00:05:41,254 Now, I can help her with that. 124 00:05:41,324 --> 00:05:42,964 But the most important thing is, 125 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:45,174 she's taking after someone in her family. 126 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:47,705 Not just her mama, not just her uncle. 127 00:05:47,789 --> 00:05:50,219 See, talent runs in our family, too. 128 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:51,881 Yes, sir. 129 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,300 If she gonna follow some footsteps after all, 130 00:05:54,379 --> 00:05:55,799 it might as well be ours. 131 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,600 Her mother-- let me tell you, America, 132 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:00,475 before she g***t on that dope, 133 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,060 she could blow the silverware off the table 134 00:06:03,138 --> 00:06:04,348 without moving the cloth. 135 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:05,771 Yes, sir. 136 00:06:05,849 --> 00:06:09,319 She sang background. She sung in front. 137 00:06:09,394 --> 00:06:10,664 She was powerful. 138 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:18,843 (upbeat music playing) 139 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,589 Why did you do this? 140 00:06:30,665 --> 00:06:33,755 This Attack-Bernie- Mac Day or something? 141 00:06:33,835 --> 00:06:35,845 Look, I spoke to the lady, and she said 142 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,809 that was the best guitar they had for beginners, 143 00:06:38,882 --> 00:06:40,602 so I g***t it for you. 144 00:06:40,675 --> 00:06:43,515 (scoffs) It wasn't bad enough that you were spying on me? 145 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,439 Now my guitar isn't good enough for you? 146 00:06:45,513...