The Bernie Mac Show s04e16 Walk Like a Man.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,647 --> 00:00:06,707 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:19,514 You're ruining it! Get your fingers out of it! 3 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:20,606 It's mine! 4 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,401 BERNIE: Hey, hey, hey. I made it, 5 00:00:22,473 --> 00:00:24,513 and she ruined it. It's my oven 6 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,765 and I don't want to share with him anymore! 7 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,147 JORDAN: We had a deal: I make 'em 8 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,308 and you eat 'em. 9 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:30,811 I'm full! 10 00:00:30,889 --> 00:00:31,809 BERNIE: Jordan, Jordan, 11 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,730 come, come here for a minute. 12 00:00:33,809 --> 00:00:35,529 (frustrated groan) 13 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,032 BERNIE: Come on in here. 14 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,584 Go on over there. 15 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:43,420 What's your problem? 16 00:00:44,319 --> 00:00:45,659 How old is your sister? 17 00:00:45,737 --> 00:00:46,787 Nine. 18 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:47,837 And how old are you? 19 00:00:47,915 --> 00:00:48,905 Twelve. 20 00:00:48,990 --> 00:00:49,960 Why don't you go outside 21 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:51,923 and play with kids your own age? 22 00:00:51,993 --> 00:00:53,793 "A," they don't let me, 23 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:56,550 and "B," my cartoons are on. 24 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,027 As a matter of fact... 25 00:00:58,108 --> 00:01:00,048 BERNIE: That's another thing, you stay in the house 26 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,717 and keep watching these doggone cartoons. 27 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,545 I'm sick of that. You don't leave the house 28 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,390 between 2:00 and 4:00 because of your soaps. 29 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,305 That's a complicated relationship about stories. 30 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,399 It don't concern you. 31 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,361 All right. Can we talk about this after Sonic X? 32 00:01:14,057 --> 00:01:15,407 Oh, get on out of here. 33 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:18,794 (car horn honks) 34 00:01:20,272 --> 00:01:23,872 (upbeat music playing) 35 00:01:23,942 --> 00:01:25,492 Oh, no, get out of my seat. 36 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:27,289 BRYANA: Uh-uh, I called front seat. 37 00:01:27,362 --> 00:01:28,612 BERNIE: Jordan, just get in the back. 38 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,049 I can't sit in the back with her in the front. 39 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,485 What will it look like? 40 00:01:32,567 --> 00:01:34,217 BERNIE: Hey, just get in the back. 41 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,644 Get out! Stop! Stop! Stop! 42 00:01:36,713 --> 00:01:39,213 BERNIE: Jordan, get in the back seat now, man! 43 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:41,511 (grunts) (laughing) 44 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:42,425 See you, Jordan. 45 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,392 Bye. 46 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,100 Hi, Jason, you need a lift? 47 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,890 No, thanks, Mr. Mac. 48 00:01:46,965 --> 00:01:48,225 I walk home. 49 00:01:51,261 --> 00:01:52,651 (blows raspberry) 50 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:56,314 What's wrong with this boy? 51 00:01:56,391 --> 00:01:58,781 It's like he's regressing, or something. 52 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,942 I g***t to take action, America. 53 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,861 If it mean kicking him in the backside 54 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,373 into puberty, so be it. 55 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:08,292 I g***t to take action. 56 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,251 Kick his a***s like a extra point. 57 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,250 WANDA: Okay, thanks. 58 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:16,957 Hey, Nessa, dinner's almost ready. 59 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,457 I'm not hungry. 60 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,708 Okay. 61 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:22,179 (door slams close) 62 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:24,089 WANDA: Vanessa? 63 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:25,799 (knocks on door) 64 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,389 WANDA: Are you okay? 65 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,968 No. 66 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,770 WANDA: Honey, I'm coming in. 67 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,697 (upbeat music playing) 68 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:42,862 Sweetie? 69 00:02:42,938 --> 00:02:44,288 What's the matter? 70 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:47,704 I don't want to talk about it. 71 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:48,826 (sighs) 72 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,292 Okay, is it a boy? 73 00:02:51,363 --> 00:02:53,043 It's about 20 of them. 74 00:02:53,114 --> 00:02:55,504 What? 75 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,215 You can't tell Uncle Bernie. 76 00:02:58,295 --> 00:02:59,365 Okay, well, talk to me. 77 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,166 Okay, well, you know how sometimes 78 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,838 I go swimming after school? 79 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,106 Mm-hmm. 80 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,594 Well, today a bunch of us went swimming, 81 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:09,760 and there's this big-mouth named Andrew Gumpert, 82 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:13,569 and he dared me to jump off the high board. 83 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:16,354 Okay. So, I couldn't let him show me up. 84 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,813 So, I did a swan dive, and it was really good. 85 00:03:19,891 --> 00:03:21,831 Okay, good for you. (chuckles) 86 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,402 No, it wasn't. No? 87 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:27,859 When I came up out of the water, my... 88 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,071 my top had fallen off, 89 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,910 and everyone saw me topless. 90 00:03:31,987 --> 00:03:35,207 Oh, aw, ouch. 91 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,042 I don't think I can ever go back. 92 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:40,037 Can I transfer? 93 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,840 Ooh, that's rough. 94 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,707 But no, you can't transfer. 95 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:45,761 (groans) 96 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,134 I know it's gonna be 97 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,590 a rough next couple of days, 98 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:52,270 but pinky swear, it'll blow over. 99 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,730 (knocks on door) 100 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:56,992 BERNIE: Hey, girls! 101 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,232 What's going on? 102 00:03:58,305 --> 00:03:59,975 Nothing! Nothing! 103 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:02,066 We'll be out! 104 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,522 It'll be okay. 105 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:09,490 BERNIE: Jordan, you're about to become a teenager. 106 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,486 You have to start acting more mature. 107 00:04:11,568 --> 00:04:13,248 You have to start acting like it. 108 00:04:13,328 --> 00:04:14,378 Want me to act like Vanessa? 109 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,774 No, I definitely don't want you to. 110 00:04:15,847 --> 00:04:17,457 I want you to become more independent, 111 00:04:17,532 --> 00:04:19,172 like your friend, Jason. 112 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:21,132 I bet he don't fight over front seats. 113 00:04:21,202 --> 00:04:22,212 Well, that's because he walks home. 114 00:04:22,287 --> 00:04:23,837 That's my point. 115 00:04:23,913 --> 00:04:25,263 And that's what you're gonna start doing, 116 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:26,262 starting tomorrow. 117 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,923 You're walking home. 118 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,381 You're becoming a man. 119 00:04:29,461 --> 00:04:30,931 You're gonna let me walk home?! 120 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,264 Awesome! 121 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,259 How dangerous can it be, baby? 122 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,891 We live in Encino. 123 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,097 What's the worst thing that's gon' happen? 124 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,517 He gon' fall in the pool? 125 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:41,595 Do you really think he can handle it? 126 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,521 Sweetheart, when I was his age, 127 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,280 I was all over the place. 128 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,332 I was on the bus, the el. 129 00:04:47,404 --> 00:04:49,864 I was sitting there, man, at Smitty's. 130 00:04:49,939 --> 00:04:51,109 Long as I was back in time 131 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:54,371 to set the table for Big Mama dinner. 132 00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:56,374 Well, you know he has asthma. 133 00:04:56,446 --> 00:05:00,116 Sweetheart, we asking him to walk. 134 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,920 Not asking him to run. 135 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,917 The school ain't nothing but a half a mile away 136 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,459 from the home. 137 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:08,298 He's gonna be fine. 138 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,715 I don't know, Bernie. 139 00:05:10,794 --> 00:05:12,304 Well, I know. 140 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:13,679 And that's final. 141 00:05:13,755 --> 00:05:16,305 He's going to be a man someday. 142 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,653 He's going to be all right. 143 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,939 (car signal beeping) 144 00:05:21,012 --> 00:05:22,862 (upbeat music playing) 145 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:27,034 BERNIE: You don't look like you're ready for school. 146 00:05:27,102 --> 00:05:28,032 WANDA: Uh, she's sick. 147 00:05:28,103 --> 00:05:29,323 She's gonna stay home today. 148 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,076 VANESSA: (coughs) 149 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,326 You weren't sick all this weekend. 150 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,496 I don't feel no fever. 151 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,294 WANDA: That's because it's a stomach thing. 152 00:05:43,368 --> 00:05:44,728 BERNIE: Oh, yeah? 153 00:05:44,811 -->...