How.To.Make.It.In.America.S01E08.Never.Say.Die.1080p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Dooky_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:15,986 --> 00:00:18,286 ♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 2 00:00:18,287 --> 00:00:20,221 ♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪ 3 00:00:20,222 --> 00:00:22,622 - - 4 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,893 ♪ Dollar, a dollar That’s what I need ♪ 5 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,427 6 00:00:26,428 --> 00:00:29,130 ♪ Said I need a dollar Dollar ♪ 7 00:00:29,131 --> 00:00:30,631 ♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪ 8 00:00:30,632 --> 00:00:32,533 ♪ And if I share with you My story ♪ 9 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:35,540 ♪ Would you share Your dollar with me? ♪ 10 00:00:37,608 --> 00:00:41,342 ♪ Well, I don’t know if I’m walking on solid ground ♪ 11 00:00:41,343 --> 00:00:45,580 ♪ And all I want Is for someone ♪ 12 00:00:45,581 --> 00:00:47,452 13 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:51,052 14 00:00:51,053 --> 00:00:53,087 ♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪ 15 00:00:53,088 --> 00:00:55,356 ♪ And if I share with you My story ♪ 16 00:00:55,357 --> 00:00:57,829 ♪ Would you share Your dollar with me? ♪ 17 00:01:15,112 --> 00:01:16,448 I washed it. 18 00:01:17,114 --> 00:01:18,474 Mira. 19 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:22,216 In case you have to wear it today. 20 00:01:22,217 --> 00:01:23,618 Thank you, Grandma. 21 00:01:23,619 --> 00:01:24,823 Sí. 22 00:01:51,048 --> 00:01:52,847 Are you sneaking out? 23 00:01:52,848 --> 00:01:54,619 What? Oh, God. No. 24 00:01:55,819 --> 00:01:57,856 - Sorry if I woke you. - It’s fine. 25 00:02:01,325 --> 00:02:03,758 I’d offer you some coffee, but the pot broke. 26 00:02:03,759 --> 00:02:05,026 Oh, really? 27 00:02:05,027 --> 00:02:06,493 The vintage Joe DiMaggio Mr. Coffee? 28 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,095 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, man. Sorry. 29 00:02:08,096 --> 00:02:09,530 You loved that thing. 30 00:02:09,531 --> 00:02:10,965 Yeah, I did, until it shattered 31 00:02:10,966 --> 00:02:12,433 and almost took a finger. 32 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:14,339 - That s***s. - Yeah. 33 00:02:19,675 --> 00:02:21,275 S***t happens. 34 00:02:21,276 --> 00:02:24,583 Yeah. It does. 35 00:02:33,891 --> 00:02:35,360 So... 36 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,193 - ...it was good seeing you. - Yup. 37 00:02:39,194 --> 00:02:40,765 It was good to see you too. 38 00:02:44,168 --> 00:02:45,770 - Okay. - Bye. 39 00:03:07,559 --> 00:03:08,489 Hey. 40 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,823 How are you feeling today? 41 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,859 - Been better. You? - All good. 42 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:14,328 We need to talk to the cops and see what they g***t on the truck, 43 00:03:14,329 --> 00:03:15,729 so meet me at the police station, a’ight? 44 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,398 Hurry up, I don’t g***t time to f***k around. 45 00:03:17,399 --> 00:03:18,933 Whoa, whoa, who is this? 46 00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:20,634 What have you done with my friend Cam? 47 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:23,037 Your friend Cam is now a slave to his cousin Rene, 48 00:03:23,038 --> 00:03:24,738 so you know what that means. 49 00:03:24,739 --> 00:03:26,506 What the hell is a Rasta Monsta, anyway? 50 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,609 - It’s an energy drink. - Never heard of it. 51 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:29,978 That was the point of the truck. 52 00:03:29,979 --> 00:03:32,046 Right. It says here it’s been insured 53 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:33,581 as a work of art. 54 00:03:33,582 --> 00:03:34,981 It was? 55 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:38,786 Apparently it had a mural of a skeleton with dreadlocks 56 00:03:38,787 --> 00:03:41,889 getting pulled by a team of angry pit bulls. Lovely. 57 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:44,926 So nobody you interviewed outside the diner saw anything? 58 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:46,598 Nope. They never do. 59 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,432 These cops need to step it up. 60 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:53,901 My tax dollars pay for their salary. 61 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:55,235 What? 62 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,676 Your tax dollars. But still. 63 00:03:58,808 --> 00:04:00,541 Well, one of us needs to call Haraki 64 00:04:00,542 --> 00:04:02,576 and tell him we’re not delivering the T-shirts today. 65 00:04:02,577 --> 00:04:04,545 Ben, the day still isn’t over. 66 00:04:04,546 --> 00:04:06,281 Either way, it’s not going to happen today. 67 00:04:06,282 --> 00:04:07,848 No way. 68 00:04:07,849 --> 00:04:10,850 Yeah, I guess the right thing to do is cancel 69 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:13,154 and keep the relationship good and open for the future, right? 70 00:04:13,155 --> 00:04:14,888 Yeah. I mean, that’s a better look for Crisp 71 00:04:14,889 --> 00:04:16,490 than just flaking completely, you know? 72 00:04:16,491 --> 00:04:17,824 I’ll call Haraki and I’ll tell him. 73 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,727 All right. Well, let me buy you breakfast first. 74 00:04:19,728 --> 00:04:21,730 - I can’t. - What? 75 00:04:21,731 --> 00:04:23,163 I gotta work. 76 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,202 Good morning, gorgeous. 77 00:04:28,203 --> 00:04:29,436 Good morning, Edie. 78 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,939 Is this a happy call or a sad call? 79 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:34,742 Are you available to meet me at the hotel? 80 00:04:34,743 --> 00:04:36,476 - Yes, I **. - Okay. 81 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,280 So see you there in, like, an hour? 82 00:04:39,281 --> 00:04:42,016 There’s a bonus in this for you, sweetie. 83 00:04:42,017 --> 00:04:43,817 Bye, Edie. 84 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:45,719 How much for a billboard on Houston? 85 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,521 Are you f***g kidding me, man? 86 00:04:47,522 --> 00:04:49,623 That’s a lot of f***g money, bro. 87 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,725 S***t, for $200 and a bag of weed, 88 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,993 I can hire this hood rat that lives in my building 89 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,330 who’ll climb up, you know, paint a nice mural, man, 90 00:04:56,331 --> 00:04:57,965 right on top of the Calvin Klein ad. 91 00:04:57,966 --> 00:05:00,663 You think that’d make the company look too ghetto? 92 00:05:00,664 --> 00:05:01,703 Oh, f***k. 93 00:05:01,704 --> 00:05:03,237 Yeah, you’re probably right. 94 00:05:03,238 --> 00:05:04,572 Will you please hold on a second? 95 00:05:04,573 --> 00:05:06,674 What the f***k is this, bro? 96 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:08,842 I said egg whites, not egg yellows. 97 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:11,144 - Are you f***g color-blind? - They’re egg beaters. 98 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,582 They lady said egg beaters are the same thing as egg whites. 99 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,349 It’s not the same thing. 100 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,351 Look, can you learn to follow directions 101 00:05:17,352 --> 00:05:18,786 before I turn into a Cam beater? 102 00:05:18,787 --> 00:05:19,982 Mm-hmm. 103 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:21,588 I’m-- I’m so sorry. 104 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,592 Yeah, my little cousin just started working for me. 105 00:05:23,593 --> 00:05:25,026 He’s half retarded. 106 00:05:45,249 --> 00:05:46,747 Hello. 107 00:05:46,748 --> 00:05:49,049 Hey, how you doing, man? It’s Cam Calderon from Crisp. 108 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:52,219 I thought you were coming to deliver last night. What happened to you? 109 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:54,588 Well, we had a little problem with the shipping on our end. 110 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:57,491 Oh, I hope the problem is cleared up. 111 00:05:57,492 --> 00:05:59,598 Are you bringing me my shirts today? 112 00:06:01,465 --> 00:06:02,997 Of course we are. Yeah. 113 00:06:02,998 --> 00:06:04,632 Yeah, you’ll have them by tonight. 114 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:06,733 If your shirts sell like I think they can, 115 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:10,271 I want to back up the order with some hooded sweatshirts. 116 00:06:10,272 --> 00:06:12,574 We can do that. We’re already working on some hoodies, 117 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:13,908 so that’s perfect. 118 00:06:13,909 --> 00:06:15,842 - Just let me know how many. - Good. 119 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,513 My assistant will call you soon to tell you where to drop off. 120 00:06:18,514 --> 00:06:20,181 Thank you, Haraki. 121 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,686 Who steals a delivery truck like that? 122 00:06:25,687 --> 00:06:27,321 That’s, like, some serious crackhead s***t. 123 00:06:27,322 --> 00:06:30,491 - I think Cam and I are cursed. - Shut up. You’re not cursed. 124 00:06:30,492 --> 00:06:32,060 - Stop. - Well, we’re not blessed. 125 00:06:32,061 --> 00:06:33,994 Did I ever tell you the story about my uncle Julius? 126 00:06:33,995 --> 00:06:35,596 - No, I don’t think you did. - Aww, man. 127 00:06:35,597 --> 00:06:37,364 He was the coolest dude back in Cleveland. 128 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:38,865 Everybody loved him, a’ight? 129 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,534 He’s g***t nine kids and he drove the bus. 130 00:06:40,535 --> 00:06:42,403 The dude was never not happy. 131 00:06:42,404 --> 00:06:43,737 What happened to him? 132 00:06:43,738 --> 00:06:45,039 He won $2 million in the lottery, 133 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,608 and then g***t severely depressed, all right? 134 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:49,177 Lost it all within the year, 135 00:06:49,178 --> 00:06:51,645 and now he’s back to driving the bus, happy as hell. 136 00:06:51,646 --> 00:06:54,549 - You lost me, man. - All right, dude. Let me just tell you. 137 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:55,949 Things come and go. 138 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:58,151...