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1 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:58,938 The Overworld, 2 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:01,941 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 3 00:01:01,942 --> 00:01:04,861 is full of epic tales. 4 00:01:04,862 --> 00:01:07,447 Millions and billions of them. 5 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:09,574 Well, guess what? 6 00:01:09,575 --> 00:01:12,661 This one is all mine. 7 00:01:21,086 --> 00:01:22,962 My name is Steve. 8 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:26,592 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 9 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:33,515 But it didn't really work out. 10 00:01:34,016 --> 00:01:36,268 Go on! Get out of here! 11 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,728 - Mommy! - So, I did a terrible thing. 12 00:01:38,729 --> 00:01:40,438 Go on! Shoo! 13 00:01:40,439 --> 00:01:41,772 - I grew up. - Run! 14 00:01:41,773 --> 00:01:44,692 Yep, that's me. 15 00:01:44,693 --> 00:01:47,236 Same shirt, same pants. 16 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:50,073 The only thing missing, was my soul. 17 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:53,701 {\an8} -What was I doing with my life? 18 00:01:53,702 --> 00:01:56,455 {\an8} I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 19 00:01:58,123 --> 00:02:01,001 And then one day, I remembered something! 20 00:02:06,632 --> 00:02:08,049 That's right! 21 00:02:08,633 --> 00:02:10,135 The mines! 22 00:02:11,136 --> 00:02:13,179 So I geared up to dig deeper 23 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,515 and find out what I'd been missing. 24 00:02:15,516 --> 00:02:18,519 And this time, I was unstoppable. 25 00:02:30,948 --> 00:02:32,406 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 26 00:02:32,407 --> 00:02:33,492 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 27 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:36,369 - My moment had finally come. - Yeah. 28 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:38,829 I could just taste the adventure! 29 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:41,458 So, I mined my brains out. 30 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:45,294 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 31 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,338 This thingy... 32 00:02:47,881 --> 00:02:49,800 - And that cool thingy. - Ohhh... 33 00:02:50,884 --> 00:02:53,386 And when I put those two thingies together... 34 00:02:54,847 --> 00:02:57,098 ...you guessed it. 35 00:02:57,099 --> 00:03:00,102 It opened a portal to another world. 36 00:03:02,271 --> 00:03:04,230 The Overworld! 37 00:03:09,278 --> 00:03:11,822 This place blew my mind. 38 00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:21,914 I'd never seen anything like it. 39 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:25,251 Whoa! 40 00:03:25,252 --> 00:03:29,005 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 41 00:03:29,006 --> 00:03:31,465 A world where anything you can imagine, 42 00:03:31,466 --> 00:03:32,800 you can create! 43 00:03:34,636 --> 00:03:36,095 This is my first house. 44 00:03:36,096 --> 00:03:37,013 Bam! 45 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:38,973 - My second house. - Pshh! 46 00:03:38,974 --> 00:03:42,351 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 47 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,437 Pink house! 48 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:45,521 Life was good. 49 00:03:47,232 --> 00:03:50,568 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 50 00:03:52,613 --> 00:03:55,741 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 51 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:02,414 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 52 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:08,127 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 53 00:04:08,128 --> 00:04:10,922 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 54 00:04:10,923 --> 00:04:12,882 - Maybe a bone, huh? - Yeah. 55 00:04:12,883 --> 00:04:14,884 Hoo-hoo! 56 00:04:14,885 --> 00:04:16,218 Attaboy... 57 00:04:16,219 --> 00:04:18,179 ...Dennis. 58 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,556 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 59 00:04:20,557 --> 00:04:21,933 Dennis, yeah. 60 00:04:22,684 --> 00:04:24,394 Dennis and I were inseparable. 61 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:27,814 We did everything together. 62 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:34,112 We built endless masterpieces. 63 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:39,201 The more I built, the better I g***t. 64 00:04:40,577 --> 00:04:41,662 Dennis, check it out! 65 00:04:41,995 --> 00:04:43,579 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 66 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,164 Ohh! Yeah! 67 00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:46,541 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 68 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:49,545 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 69 00:04:50,879 --> 00:04:51,922 And cows. 70 00:04:53,048 --> 00:04:55,133 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 71 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:57,802 Life was perfect. 72 00:04:57,803 --> 00:04:59,887 And the years simply flew by. 73 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:06,477 Until one day, I came across 74 00:05:06,478 --> 00:05:09,021 some strange ruins. 75 00:05:09,022 --> 00:05:11,190 And a conveniently placed chest. 76 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:12,442 Ha-hah! 77 00:05:13,944 --> 00:05:15,279 Flint and steel. 78 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:17,738 Whoa! 79 00:05:21,326 --> 00:05:22,411 Dennis! 80 00:05:23,203 --> 00:05:24,580 No, Dennis. 81 00:05:27,749 --> 00:05:30,209 Turns out we'd just opened a portal 82 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,128 to a totally new dimension. 83 00:05:33,797 --> 00:05:35,090 The Nether. 84 00:05:36,758 --> 00:05:39,468 There was no joy or creativity at all. 85 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:44,432 Just a mindless lust for gold. 86 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:45,267 Dennis! 87 00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:50,062 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 88 00:05:50,063 --> 00:05:51,898 led by Malgosha, 89 00:05:51,899 --> 00:05:55,151 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 90 00:05:55,152 --> 00:05:58,029 Who are you, and why are you so round? 91 00:05:58,030 --> 00:06:01,616 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 92 00:06:01,617 --> 00:06:04,452 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 93 00:06:04,453 --> 00:06:05,704 And that Orb. 94 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:07,872 Let's get one thing straight. 95 00:06:07,873 --> 00:06:11,585 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 96 00:06:11,877 --> 00:06:13,253 Seize them! 97 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:16,547 Malgosha had finally g***t what she'd always wanted, 98 00:06:16,548 --> 00:06:18,591 the Orb of Dominance. 99 00:06:18,592 --> 00:06:20,343 The most powerful cube-shaped orb 100 00:06:20,344 --> 00:06:22,053 in the entire universe. 101 00:06:22,054 --> 00:06:23,804 Listen up, you pigs! 102 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:26,682 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 103 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:30,102 and all its gold will be ours! 104 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:31,562 I couldn't let this happen. 105 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:33,397 The Overworld had saved me, 106 00:06:33,398 --> 00:06:35,858 and now I had to try to save it. 107 00:06:35,859 --> 00:06:37,861 We have to stop her, Dennis. 108 00:06:39,655 --> 00:06:41,197 So we escaped! 109 00:06:41,198 --> 00:06:43,366 And stole back the Orb! 110 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,578 The Roundling g***t away! 111 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:50,331 Find him and bring me that Orb! 112 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:52,250 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 113 00:06:52,251 --> 00:06:54,752 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 114 00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:55,670 You g***t that, boy? 115 00:06:55,671 --> 00:06:56,587 Good boy. 116 00:06:56,588 --> 00:06:58,214 You're the last hope for this world. 117 00:06:58,215 --> 00:07:00,175 Now, run! Go, boy! 118 00:07:00,509 --> 00:07:02,093 Run, fluff nugget! 119 00:07:02,094 --> 00:07:04,096 You g***t this, Dennis, I love you! 120 00:07:04,763 --> 00:07:05,763 Run! 121 00:07:05,764 --> 00:07:06,849 Get off of me! 122 00:07:09,518 --> 00:07:11,144 Dennis was a hero that day. 123 00:07:11,812 --> 00:07:13,397 He ran like the wind. 124 00:07:13,897 --> 00:07:16,399 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 125 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,568 but we had a world to save. 126 00:07:22,406 --> 00:07:25,366 So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 127 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:28,578 and hid the most powerful object in existence 128 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:30,747 under my waterbed. 129 00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:40,006 {\an8} As long as the Orb stays hidden, 130 00:07:40,007 --> 00:07:42,176 {\an8} the Overworld will be safe. 131 00:07:50,767 --> 00:07:54,395 Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 132 00:08:22,674 --> 00:08:24,051 {\an8}Yeah. 133 00:08:24,593 --> 00:08:25,968 {\an8} In the late 1980s, 134 00:08:25,969 --> 00:08:28,971 {\an8} Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm... 135 00:08:30,098 --> 00:08:34,268 {\an8} ...becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 136 00:08:34,269 --> 00:08:36,145 {\an8} Hunk City Rampage. 137 00:08:40,609 --> 00:08:41,274 {\an8}Yeah! 138 00:08:41,275 --> 00:08:44,111 {\an8} His mastery of this two player co-op 139 00:08:44,112 --> 00:08:45,739 {\an8} shocked the world. 140 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:00,796 {\an8} His effective use of the garbage toss move 141 00:09:01,338 --> 00:09:05,174 {\an8} earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 142 00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:06,425 {\an8} Pretty soon, he became 143 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:08,678 {\an8} the envy of the gaming world 144 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,013 {\an8} after landing a lucrative deal 145 00:09:11,014 --> 00:09:12,057 {\an8} with Sizzler. 146 00:09:14,518 --> 00:09:15,935 {\an8} -Yeah! 147 00:09:15,936 --> 00:09:17,770 {\an8}Whoo! 148 00:09:17,771 --> 00:09:19,106 {\an8}Yeah, baby! 149 00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:20,816 {\an8}Garbage Man! 150 00:09:23,986 --> 00:09:25,195 {\an8}Yeah, baby! 151 00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,822 {\an8} One thing's for sure... 152 00:09:27,823 --> 00:09:29,407 {\an8}Yeah! 153 00:09:29,408 --> 00:09:31,450 {\an8} - ...this kid had it all. 154 00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:33,662 {\an8}- Yeah! - Time to take out the trash. 155 00:09:34,037 --> 00:09:34,705 {\an8} Yeah! 156 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:37,081 {\an8}Mmm... Boo-rah! 157 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:41,127 {\an8}Garrett...