Number.One.with.a.Bullet.1987.Kino.1080p.BluRay.x264-OFT Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:46,666 --> 00:01:47,749 Hey. 2 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:49,416 That was great. 3 00:01:49,416 --> 00:01:50,249 Great. 4 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:01,874 Why the hell would you wanna be 5 00:02:01,874 --> 00:02:02,707 a cop? 6 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:03,541 Why not? 7 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,832 - That sounded great. 8 00:02:04,832 --> 00:02:06,957 - Uh, Wynton Marsalis I'm not. 9 00:02:06,957 --> 00:02:08,291 I don't know. 10 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,791 - Good evening. - Hi. 11 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,082 - Compliments of the house. 12 00:02:11,082 --> 00:02:12,832 - Thank you, darling. 13 00:02:14,874 --> 00:02:16,416 - Enjoy. 14 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:17,749 Thank you. 15 00:02:17,749 --> 00:02:18,707 - Here's to you, kid. 16 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:20,374 - And you. 17 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,457 - Now, that's why I'm a cop. 18 00:02:21,457 --> 00:02:23,541 You get paid money when you're a cop. 19 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:24,374 - Mm. 20 00:02:24,374 --> 00:02:26,874 - My cop chops are better than my hard chops. 21 00:02:26,874 --> 00:02:28,291 - Actually, I prefer the classics. 22 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:29,124 Hmm. 23 00:02:29,124 --> 00:02:31,291 - Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky. 24 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:32,582 - Well, there's nothing wrong with that. 25 00:02:32,582 --> 00:02:36,666 However, Tchaikovsky was purely classical. 26 00:02:36,666 --> 00:02:37,957 Stravinsky, on the other hand, is 27 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:39,416 like listening to Charlie Parker. 28 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:43,249 He incorporates the classical with improvisation, 29 00:02:43,249 --> 00:02:45,791 a melody, and a variation on a melody. 30 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:46,666 You follow? 31 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,374 Yeah, I just can't believe you're a cop. 32 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:50,166 Why? 33 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:51,457 - You're so sensitive. 34 00:02:51,457 --> 00:02:52,291 - Oh. 35 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:55,707 - I thought all cops were jerks. 36 00:02:56,791 --> 00:02:58,666 - Not all of 'em, honey, just the good ones. 37 00:02:58,666 --> 00:02:59,499 - Oh. 38 00:03:00,457 --> 00:03:01,832 - I'm Nick Berzak. 39 00:03:01,832 --> 00:03:02,999 I'm Frank's partner. 40 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:03,874 - Hi, Nick. 41 00:03:03,874 --> 00:03:04,874 How you doing? 42 00:03:04,874 --> 00:03:05,707 - Pretty good. 43 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,041 - Frank been telling you about his police exploits? 44 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:10,707 - Actually, we were talking about classical music and jazz. 45 00:03:10,749 --> 00:03:12,749 - Well, let me tell you something about Frank. 46 00:03:12,749 --> 00:03:16,207 Frank Hazeltine is the best cop I've ever seen. 47 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:17,541 I've seen some good ones. 48 00:03:17,541 --> 00:03:20,332 You know, I once saw Frank go into a bar full of dikes 49 00:03:20,332 --> 00:03:22,749 and kick the s***t out of all of 'em? 50 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:24,374 Then, he burned the place to the ground 51 00:03:24,374 --> 00:03:25,749 just to teach 'em a lesson. 52 00:03:25,749 --> 00:03:27,166 He's just kidding. 53 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,416 - Don't be shy, man. - Oh. 54 00:03:29,249 --> 00:03:30,207 - Did you tell her about the nine-year-old kid 55 00:03:30,249 --> 00:03:31,291 you blew away last week? 56 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,207 It was all a mistake, actually. 57 00:03:33,249 --> 00:03:35,957 I mean, the kid had a water pistol, and it looked real. 58 00:03:37,082 --> 00:03:40,124 Now, most of us would've waited, not Frank. 59 00:03:40,124 --> 00:03:42,291 He blasted the kid right between the eyes. 60 00:03:43,124 --> 00:03:45,249 Had to bury the little f***r in a rubber bag. 61 00:03:45,249 --> 00:03:46,374 - Oh. 62 00:03:48,124 --> 00:03:50,749 If you'll excuse me, I really have to be going. 63 00:03:50,749 --> 00:03:51,582 Oh, uh, wait a minute. 64 00:03:51,582 --> 00:03:53,541 Hey, hey, don't go. 65 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:55,124 It gets better. 66 00:04:00,124 --> 00:04:01,166 - You're sick. 67 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,457 - What's the matter with her anyway? 68 00:04:03,457 --> 00:04:04,582 - F***k you, acid gut. 69 00:04:05,791 --> 00:04:08,124 - You didn't wanna go to bed with that airhead anyhow. 70 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,166 I mean, she'd probably take you back to her place, 71 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,166 and you'd have the best s***x 72 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,916 of your entire life, so big deal. 73 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:14,916 - Did Teresa turn you down against, putz? 74 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:15,791 - No way. 75 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:17,457 I had to hold her off with a cattle prod. 76 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,291 - When are you gonna give up on that woman? 77 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:21,999 - I cannot help it if I'm in love with her, all right? 78 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:23,957 Look. - You like that? 79 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:25,207 - The hell with women, all right. 80 00:04:25,207 --> 00:04:26,374 Who needs 'em? 81 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:28,666 It's just you and me, Frank. 82 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:29,957 - I'm not going. 83 00:04:29,957 --> 00:04:30,832 - Come on, man. 84 00:04:30,832 --> 00:04:31,916 You'll love it. 85 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:34,707 - How long have you been staking out DaCosta, 86 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:37,291 and what have you g***t to show for it? 87 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:38,791 Total zip. 88 00:04:38,791 --> 00:04:39,832 - The man is a sleaze. 89 00:04:39,832 --> 00:04:40,957 I intend to prove it. 90 00:04:40,957 --> 00:04:43,957 - You are a very sick man. 91 00:04:43,957 --> 00:04:45,499 You know that? 92 00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:46,791 - Yeah. 93 00:05:12,124 --> 00:05:12,957 - Oh. 94 00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:16,166 Making me sick eating that garbage. 95 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,499 - Hey, hey, hey. 96 00:05:18,624 --> 00:05:21,291 Don't insult the good name of El Maya, pal, 97 00:05:22,124 --> 00:05:24,957 Just 'cause you can't get alfalfa sprout with truffles. 98 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:25,791 You know what I mean? 99 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:28,416 - You really don't care anything about your stomach, do you? 100 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:29,999 - Yeah, it's my stomach. 101 00:05:29,999 --> 00:05:31,624 Put whatever I want in it. 102 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:33,249 - True, you g***t that right. 103 00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:02,791 - Oh, Harry, you're too good for me. 104 00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:05,041 - Mr. DaCosta, Mr. Pogue's here. 105 00:06:05,041 --> 00:06:06,249 - I'll see him in the study. 106 00:06:06,249 --> 00:06:07,291 - Sir. 107 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,832 - I was just getting warmed up. 108 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,666 - That's it for tonight, honey. 109 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:13,707 I've g***t business. 110 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:18,416 - What ** I supposed to do? 111 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,082 - I don't know. 112 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,624 - And then, uh- - Read a book or something. 113 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,291 You do read, don't you? 114 00:06:43,499 --> 00:06:44,499 So, you're Pogue. 115 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:46,916 You come highly recommended. 116 00:06:48,624 --> 00:06:50,666 This is the gentleman we discussed. 117 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,791 - Right, the, uh, talkative guy? 118 00:06:53,791 --> 00:06:57,332 You, uh, want me to do it, you know, slow? 119 00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:59,916 - No, no, there's no need for that. 120 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,791 He's an old friend. 121 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:05,791 - One thing, you know you're being watched? 122 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:09,749 - Yes, Berzak, a cop. 123 00:07:09,749 --> 00:07:11,124 Actually, he's a fanatic. 124 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:13,499 Forget it. 125 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,124 I'm not worried. 126 00:07:29,124 --> 00:07:30,957 I'll get it. 127 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:45,832 - Hi. 128 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,041 - Hello, Speed. 129 00:07:49,707 --> 00:07:50,791 Couldn't have mailed it. 130 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:52,541 - I don't trust the mail. 131 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:53,582 - It's a week late. 132 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:54,416 - Sorry. 133 00:07:55,457 --> 00:07:56,291 Really. 134 00:07:57,499 --> 00:07:58,332 Can I come in? 135 00:07:59,457 --> 00:08:01,291 - I was just about to go out. 136 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:02,999 - Just for a minute, I wanna talk. 137 00:08:07,957 --> 00:08:09,416 - Fine, fine. 138 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,416 Just for a minute. 139 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:16,249 Yeah. 140 00:08:18,624 --> 00:08:19,916 Changed this place around. 141 00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:24,749 Where's my walleye? 142 00:08:24,749 --> 00:08:25,832 - What? 143 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:26,666 - My walleye. 144 00:08:28,249 --> 00:08:29,666 - I threw it back. 145 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:31,499 - You dumped my walleye? 146 00:08:31,499 --> 00:08:33,791 That was the largest walleye caught in Bay Lake, Minnesota. 147 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:34,707 That was a record. 148 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:35,541 Did you know that? - Then, why didn't you take 149 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:36,374 it to your place? 150 00:08:36,374 --> 00:08:37,207 - 'Cause I'm not settled in yet. 151 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:38,916 - Oh, Jesus, Nick, it's only been two years. 152 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,874 - Hey, well, I'm slow to adjust psychological upheaval. 153 00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:43,207 Besides, I didn't come here to argue with you. 154 00:08:43,207 --> 00:08:44,874 - Then, what did you come here for? 155 00:08:46,624 --> 00:08:47,874 - You wanna go to dinner? 156 00:08:47,874 --> 00:08:50,166 - No, I don't think so. 157 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:50,999 No. 158 00:08:50,999 --> 00:08:52,207 - Why not? 159 00:08:52,207 --> 00:08:53,124 You g***t something going on? 160 00:08:53,124 --> 00:08:54,916 You g***t a guy coming over, don't ya? 161 00:08:56,249 --> 00:08:57,874 Yeah. 162 00:08:57,874 --> 00:08:59,249 What, he's gonna come over, and he's...