How.To.Make.It.In.America.S02E05.Mofongo.1080p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Dooky_track3_[eng] Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:04,809 --> 00:00:07,446 (music playing) 2 00:00:15,385 --> 00:00:17,288 ♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 3 00:00:17,289 --> 00:00:20,158 ♪ A dollar is what I need, hey, hey ♪ 4 00:00:20,159 --> 00:00:22,193 ♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 5 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:25,129 ♪ A dollar is what I need, hey, hey ♪ 6 00:00:25,130 --> 00:00:27,465 ♪ Said I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 7 00:00:27,466 --> 00:00:29,300 8 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:31,535 ♪ And if I share with you my story ♪ 9 00:00:31,536 --> 00:00:35,173 ♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪ 10 00:00:35,174 --> 00:00:37,508 ♪ Well, I don’t know ♪ 11 00:00:37,509 --> 00:00:40,344 ♪ If I’m walking on solid ground ♪ 12 00:00:40,345 --> 00:00:42,313 13 00:00:42,314 --> 00:00:45,717 14 00:00:47,617 --> 00:00:49,887 ♪ And I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 15 00:00:49,888 --> 00:00:52,123 ♪ A dollar is what I need ♪ 16 00:00:52,124 --> 00:00:54,358 ♪ And if I share with you my story ♪ 17 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:56,860 ♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪ 18 00:00:56,861 --> 00:01:00,060 (music continues playing) 19 00:01:15,913 --> 00:01:17,681 (woman whoops) 20 00:01:24,754 --> 00:01:26,958 - 21 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,759 Who the f***k invited you anyway? 22 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,296 - Chill out! - 23 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:36,367 And then I’m gonna fuckin’ stab you! 24 00:01:36,368 --> 00:01:40,738 Here she-- she’s coming. Yo, that’s hilarious, Ben! 25 00:01:40,739 --> 00:01:42,006 You are funny, man. 26 00:01:42,007 --> 00:01:43,241 Whoa. Is that Nancy? 27 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:45,843 Oh, hey. Hi. 28 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,011 Oh, God, I owe you a call. 29 00:01:47,012 --> 00:01:49,280 You owe us a meeting, actually. 30 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:51,782 - Do I? - We re-did our lookbook. 31 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:54,113 To show you a guy in L.A. at South Willard. 32 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,486 Oh, right! Ryan. 33 00:01:55,487 --> 00:01:57,321 - Ryan. - Oh, s***t. 34 00:01:57,322 --> 00:01:59,523 You know what? I’m gonna email him right now. 35 00:01:59,524 --> 00:02:00,658 Thanks. 36 00:02:00,659 --> 00:02:03,894 Those Neanderthals are effed the eff up. 37 00:02:03,895 --> 00:02:05,196 That’s kinda their thing. 38 00:02:05,197 --> 00:02:06,630 It’s so dirty, but you know what? 39 00:02:06,631 --> 00:02:09,867 - I kinda love it. - Right?! Totally. 40 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,502 Kirsten, Christen. 41 00:02:11,503 --> 00:02:14,172 - Meet Cam and Ben. - KIRSTEN and Hi. 42 00:02:14,173 --> 00:02:15,506 - How you doin’? - Hello, ladies. 43 00:02:15,507 --> 00:02:17,675 Wait-- so you guys are both named Christen? 44 00:02:17,676 --> 00:02:20,644 Mm. No, I’m Kirsten. This is Christen. 45 00:02:20,645 --> 00:02:22,981 - G***t it. - So, what do you say, Nancy? 46 00:02:22,982 --> 00:02:25,049 Shots and then we hit the Dior events? 47 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:27,952 - Ladies, you gotta pace yourself. 48 00:02:27,953 --> 00:02:31,422 One night in New York is like a month St. Louis time. 49 00:02:31,423 --> 00:02:33,491 Well, let’s get this month started, right? 50 00:02:33,492 --> 00:02:35,894 - Oh! Ow! 51 00:02:37,594 --> 00:02:40,364 - Is he cool, or--? - You know Ben. 52 00:02:40,365 --> 00:02:43,267 He doesn’t hold grudges, but he’s not gonna fake 53 00:02:43,268 --> 00:02:45,937 like everything’s a’ight when it isn’t. 54 00:02:45,938 --> 00:02:48,272 - You know? - Yeah. 55 00:02:48,273 --> 00:02:49,840 Hey, you do think he, um, 56 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:52,610 heard about the details or anything like that, huh? 57 00:02:52,611 --> 00:02:54,312 Well, Rachael did do this one blog 58 00:02:54,313 --> 00:02:56,280 about black dudes versus Jewish dudes. 59 00:02:56,281 --> 00:02:58,849 - That was you! - Ah-ha, motherfucker. 60 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:02,720 - Whatever. - For your services, my friend. 61 00:03:02,721 --> 00:03:05,123 Don’t be cheap. Let me check... okay. 62 00:03:05,124 --> 00:03:06,890 And check this s***t out. 63 00:03:06,891 --> 00:03:09,260 What is this? What’d you do? 64 00:03:09,261 --> 00:03:11,695 What could be better than a weed spray called Rasta Monsta? 65 00:03:11,696 --> 00:03:13,864 It’s the essence of marijuana in a bottle. 66 00:03:13,865 --> 00:03:16,400 Well, you’re not actually selling these, right? These are for fun? 67 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:18,336 It started off as research and development, 68 00:03:18,337 --> 00:03:20,271 but every time I sold it to a regular, 69 00:03:20,272 --> 00:03:21,906 they were f***g going crazy for it. 70 00:03:21,907 --> 00:03:23,107 It could be big, man. 71 00:03:23,108 --> 00:03:24,742 Are you out of your mind? 72 00:03:24,743 --> 00:03:27,545 If Rene sees this, he’ll murder me and you. 73 00:03:27,546 --> 00:03:32,417 Whoa. OK, cool, but I’m not wasting this s***t. 74 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,486 Nothing about the inside. 75 00:03:35,487 --> 00:03:37,655 It’s all about the outside, baby. 76 00:03:37,656 --> 00:03:39,490 - Beautiful. You like that? - I like the outside. 77 00:03:39,491 --> 00:03:40,858 - Like the colors? - Yeah, I like the green. 78 00:03:40,859 --> 00:03:43,962 Everything in that video is for real? 79 00:03:43,963 --> 00:03:45,463 Even the Jamaican guy? 80 00:03:45,464 --> 00:03:47,365 He was so angry, I thought he was, you know, an actor. 81 00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:48,599 It’s all real, my friend. 82 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,968 Streets of New York, they don’t lie. 83 00:03:49,969 --> 00:03:51,769 Ya’ know, I had kids all week ask me, 84 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:53,537 "When ** I gonna get Rasta Monsta?" 85 00:03:53,538 --> 00:03:55,406 Rasta Monsta’s for the children. 86 00:03:55,407 --> 00:03:56,908 Awesome. Great to finally meet. 87 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:58,376 Look forward to doing business with you. 88 00:03:58,377 --> 00:03:59,878 Aw, thank you. Thank you. 89 00:04:02,379 --> 00:04:04,949 Yeah! That’s what I’m talkin’ about. 90 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,850 - Rasta Monsta hits the suburbs. 91 00:04:06,851 --> 00:04:10,054 Even the air smells different out here. Huh, boss, you smell that? 92 00:04:10,055 --> 00:04:11,789 - DEBBIE’ Hi... - Come on, mamita. 93 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,557 - Pick up the phone, baby. - This is nice. 94 00:04:13,558 --> 00:04:16,527 - I like this. - Oh... what now? 95 00:04:16,528 --> 00:04:18,029 I’m saying we busted out at the bodega. 96 00:04:18,030 --> 00:04:20,298 It’s only a matter of time now before we go national. 97 00:04:20,299 --> 00:04:23,501 Yeah, it’s a real fuckin’ significant moment right now. 98 00:04:23,502 --> 00:04:25,536 Come on, boss. It’s time to celebrate. 99 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:27,266 Let’s go to the ballet, fellas. 100 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,572 Mega Nortons. 101 00:04:28,573 --> 00:04:30,774 Rated the second best tittie bar in New Haven. 102 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:33,144 Why the f***k we ain’t goin’ to the best one? 103 00:04:33,145 --> 00:04:36,247 I called ahead. No sneakers. 104 00:04:36,248 --> 00:04:38,749 F***k it, let’s go. 105 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:42,786 And that’s why it’s called "The great American Scissors Road Test." 106 00:04:42,787 --> 00:04:44,622 Because we’ll actually put the scissors to work 107 00:04:44,623 --> 00:04:45,756 and see what they can do. 108 00:04:45,757 --> 00:04:47,191 - Mm-hmm. - It’s like, 109 00:04:47,192 --> 00:04:50,228 why are Fiskars scissors so ubiquitous? 110 00:04:50,229 --> 00:04:56,134 Similarly, does anyone actually use pinking scissors anymore? 111 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:58,769 And so on. 112 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,204 Good. 113 00:05:00,205 --> 00:05:01,973 Nice, Montana. I like it. 114 00:05:01,974 --> 00:05:04,909 Rachel, did you have anything? 115 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:08,846 Yes, I do. Um, I have not printed it out yet, 116 00:05:08,847 --> 00:05:10,848 but, um, it’s actually not too dissimilar 117 00:05:10,849 --> 00:05:13,584 from what Montana was pitchin’ out. 118 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:17,622 But it was more like... basters. 119 00:05:19,222 --> 00:05:25,196 You know, the squeegee things that you find in the kitchen. 120 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:28,132 Sort of investigate that. 121 00:05:28,133 --> 00:05:32,536 Right. Mm-hmm. OK. See ya later. Bye. 122 00:05:32,537 --> 00:05:34,638 Oh, my God, you guys. I ** so sorry. 123 00:05:34,639 --> 00:05:37,675 I mean, you schlepped all the way up here. Ryan left. 124 00:05:37,676 --> 00:05:39,543 He went to LA already. He took the earlier flight. 125 00:05:39,544 --> 00:05:40,678 Someone should’ve called you. 126 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:42,113 I’m really sorry, but, you know, 127 00:05:42,114 --> 00:05:43,681 listen, he’s here all the time. 128 00:05:43,682 --> 00:05:46,784 Definitely go out for coffee, drinks, sushi, whatever. 129 00:05:46,785 --> 00:05:49,620 Well, what about a conference call? Or a video chat? 130 00:05:49,621 --> 00:05:51,222 Oh, I don’t do that. 131 00:05:51,223 --> 00:05:54,092 Seriously, it’s just too forced. It’s not my style. 132 00:05:54,093 --> 00:05:56,494 Christen and Kirsten. You want a return, right? 133 00:05:56,495 --> 00:05:59,630 Uh, s***t. No, I’ll take ’em. 134 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:00,899 These are the girls from last night. 135 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:02,266 Buyers from...