Fury.of.the.Fist.and.the.Golden.Fleece.2018.WEBRip.x264-ION10.HI-en Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:48,489 --> 00:00:52,496 My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time with me tonight. 2 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:54,000 Tonight we're launching an effort 3 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:57,574 which holds the promise of changing the course of human history. 4 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:01,080 There will be risks and results take time. 5 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:02,818 But I believe we can do it. 6 00:02:26,953 --> 00:02:30,828 [narrator] I heard about a man who carries his own coffin. 7 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:33,999 He doesn't wear a watch. 8 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,638 He decides what time it is. 9 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,579 [playing "La Cucaracha"] 10 00:03:04,996 --> 00:03:06,265 [laughing] 11 00:03:15,216 --> 00:03:16,753 [music stops] 12 00:03:29,812 --> 00:03:31,248 [screaming] 13 00:03:38,262 --> 00:03:39,632 [farts] 14 00:03:44,909 --> 00:03:46,144 [yells] 15 00:03:48,215 --> 00:03:50,554 [music resumes] 16 00:03:56,198 --> 00:03:57,968 [moaning] 17 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:09,859 You know why they call me Nino Grande? 18 00:04:11,896 --> 00:04:13,165 [women shrieking] 19 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,913 Nino, are you ready for dinner? 20 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,891 [laughing] 21 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:58,922 - Drop 'em. - You gonna make me? 22 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,094 [The Fist] No. But Dirty Harry will. 23 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,138 Ay, chinga! 24 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,078 I've been looking for the six-fingered man. 25 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:11,848 What does that make you? 26 00:05:11,849 --> 00:05:13,352 I ** Nino Grande! 27 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,323 You bang my sister. 28 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:19,665 Now! Prepare to die! 29 00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:23,071 [grunting] 30 00:05:25,944 --> 00:05:28,248 Nino Grande, always a foot short. 31 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:47,988 Adios, muchacho. 32 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:50,861 You just g***t Fisted. 33 00:05:54,969 --> 00:05:56,170 [women chattering] 34 00:05:56,171 --> 00:05:57,340 [women moaning] 35 00:06:17,714 --> 00:06:19,017 [spurting] 36 00:06:28,703 --> 00:06:31,241 This is a stick-up, mofos, put your hands in the air! 37 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:34,715 We can either do this the easy way... 38 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:37,954 Or my way. 39 00:06:37,955 --> 00:06:40,325 - I can do it both ways. - Give me everything you've g***t. 40 00:06:40,326 --> 00:06:43,799 Lollipops, chains, keys, jewels everything. 41 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,237 I don't want your dirty a***s cash, where's your bling-a***s pimp? 42 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,510 Spread out! 43 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:52,115 I want this bitch platinum by morning! 44 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:53,786 Put your weight on it. 45 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:56,090 Fools! 46 00:06:56,091 --> 00:07:00,465 Everybody, bow your heads to Superfly. 47 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,170 Your new god. Don't you all know who I **? 48 00:07:03,171 --> 00:07:05,976 - Who is that guy? - You don't know, that's, that's... 49 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:09,050 That's the best kung-fu rapper on the planet. 50 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:16,297 What you looking at, motherfucker, you ain't gonna do... 51 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:19,871 [screams] 52 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,076 What the hell are you doing, Chinaman? 53 00:07:23,913 --> 00:07:25,850 [screaming] 54 00:07:30,059 --> 00:07:31,226 Now put some weight on it! 55 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:35,101 You ain't nothing but a fake-a***s Bruce Lee kung-fu fool! 56 00:07:35,102 --> 00:07:38,007 Hey, don't you la-la's know who I **? 57 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,911 You better ask somebody! 58 00:07:39,912 --> 00:07:42,382 - Superfly motherfuckers! - That's right. 59 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,922 Hey, somebody get this fake-a***s pimp? 60 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,113 [moaning continues] 61 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:05,228 - Superfly motherfuckers! - That's right. 62 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:07,298 Bow your heads! 63 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,369 And girls, ladies, you with me now! 64 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:11,073 Take his hat too. 65 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,877 What's my name? 66 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:15,148 - Superfly motherfuckers! - What's my name? 67 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,553 - Superfly motherfuckers! - What's my name? 68 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:19,892 - Superfly! - Remember... 69 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,228 I'm Superfly! 70 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:26,471 When you see me coming. Bow your heads! 71 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:32,315 [narrator] New York City, 1984. 72 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:36,123 Ain't nothing like the Disco-funk, free love of the '70s. 73 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,929 Grown men are moving right on back home with mama. 74 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:41,200 And everybody's on welfare. 75 00:08:41,201 --> 00:08:43,905 With the central planners in full genocidal effect, 76 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:46,243 this whole city man, needs a hero, 77 00:08:46,244 --> 00:08:50,284 to fight back against the blight, the smack, the crack, the gangs, 78 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:53,023 the boys in blue, the agents in suits. 79 00:08:53,024 --> 00:08:56,330 And all that trickle down Reaganomics bullshit! 80 00:08:56,331 --> 00:09:00,505 We find our heroes in the most unusual places. 81 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:01,942 [alarm blaring] 82 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,445 [grunts] 83 00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:06,517 Okay, man, okay. 84 00:09:06,518 --> 00:09:09,190 Goddamn, you like King Kong. 85 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:13,264 Conyo, wake up, man. 86 00:09:13,265 --> 00:09:16,103 Come on you gotta do your job. 87 00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:18,575 Don't call me conyo, pendejo! You don't even speak Spanish! 88 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:21,514 I speak everything, what you talking crazy for? 89 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:24,386 - Dude you want me to call the IRS? - You mean the I-N-S. 90 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:27,425 Whatever I send your a***s back to Guantanamo. 91 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:30,298 I'm from Mexico, cabron. 92 00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:33,404 What the f***k difference does it make where you're from, 93 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,274 Hector? 94 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,346 Did you want me to come, we start over again? 95 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:42,355 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 96 00:09:42,356 --> 00:09:45,462 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 97 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:59,122 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 98 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:01,694 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 99 00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:04,366 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 100 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:07,139 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk s***t ♪ 101 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,412 What has the world come to? 102 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,518 What are you gonna do, Fist? 103 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:16,156 Return to sender. 104 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,598 Now you talking, baby! That I like. Keep it coming... 105 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,270 Well, ain't this special. 106 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:26,410 Okinawa Jackson was wondering when you homos was gonna show up. 107 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:29,382 Sign says the shop opened 20 minutes ago. 108 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:33,157 Okay, Jackson. Get a job, man. You know what I saying. I talking to you. 109 00:10:33,158 --> 00:10:36,597 Guapo, that's not funny. You know I g***t fired from Chuck E Cheese last week. 110 00:10:36,598 --> 00:10:39,335 Is that why you wearing your Mickey Mouse outfit? 111 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:42,408 Guapo! You know I'm broke, man. Wanna buy me some Chuck's? 112 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,713 - No, man. You know what I buy you? - What? 113 00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,653 I buy you some Soul Glo in your fro. 114 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:50,191 Because it looks like you g***t pelicans in your head, man. 115 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,451 Man, I can't afford a haircut, okay? Hell, I 116 00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:54,734 can't afford clippers, shoot! And my rent... 117 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:58,541 It's too d***n high! 118 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,745 [man] You g***t meet for the week? You gotta order anything from the boss? 119 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:03,317 [Willy] I g***t more beef than you can handle. [man] Okay. 120 00:11:03,318 --> 00:11:05,087 Order up. 121 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:08,260 Yeah, give Okinawa some water. 122 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,941 Okinawa, you know water costs money, right? 123 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,368 Come on, man. I'm black. I'm hot. 124 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:13,717 - What's that have to do with you 125 00:11:13,729 --> 00:11:15,089 wanting water? - I'm black, I'm hot. 126 00:11:15,113 --> 00:11:18,247 - So what? Again, so what? - Black people need water when it's hot. 127 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:21,086 KGB! What's goin' on wit' ya? Hey? 128 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:23,423 How about you hook me up with some of them Soviet bitches. 129 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:29,202 - Them's the finest honeys ever. - Yes, good. Boss there, must sweep. 130 00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:31,406 Boss? Where? What are you talking about, crazy lady? 131 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:34,145 Remember, boss is always watching. 132 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:36,149 Listening. Video cameras, 133 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,621 listening devices, everywhere! 134 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:41,359 He likes to watch. 135 00:11:41,360...