Satans.Little.Helper.2004.DvDrip.EngTBT Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,929 --> 00:00:04,168 Tradus de: DjCiupi 2 00:00:05,942 --> 00:00:09,106 *********** *****made by xtremez.org***** *********** 3 00:00:11,288 --> 00:00:15,321 Djciupi 4 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:29,920 10 puncte. 50 de puncte. Bonus. 100 de puncte! 5 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,510 Mami, �i scoate ma�ele! 6 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,600 Oh,�ngerul p�zitor,la naiba! 7 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:40,290 Oh, nu, ne prinde D-zeule. 8 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:11,450 DA! 9 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:13,580 50 de puncte! 10 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:23,990 10 puncte. 11 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,500 50 de puncte. 12 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:29,600 M� pricep a�a de bine s� fiu asistent. 13 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,060 Hei, Betty! 14 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,830 Nu. Sunt �n ma�ina. 15 00:01:34,870 --> 00:01:36,830 M� duc dup� Jenna, 16 00:01:36,870 --> 00:01:39,780 c� a venit acas� de Halloween, s� stea cu fratele ei. 17 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,820 Nu e asta dragoste adev�rat�? 18 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,610 Jenna e prietena mea. 19 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:44,940 O sa ma c�s�toresc cu ea. 20 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:47,270 A spus c� o s� se c�s�toreasc� cu ea. 21 00:01:48,450 --> 00:01:51,630 Nu cred ca a �nv��at �nc� ce �nseamn� incest. 22 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:54,560 - Ai spus s***x. - ** spus incest. 23 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,650 Nu mai trage cu urechea, joac�-te acolo. 24 00:01:56,690 --> 00:01:59,910 �ntotdeauna merge cu Duggie la colindat de Halloween, 25 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,620 si nu vrea s� �ntrerup� tradi�ia. 26 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:02,770 �tiu. 27 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:04,050 C�nd vine Jenna, 28 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:07,750 o s�-l g�sim pe Satan si o s�-i arat ce asistent bun sunt eu. 29 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,660 Satan exist�, 30 00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:10,790 nu-i a�a? 31 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,760 �nainte s� te sun, mi-a venit o idee. 32 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:15,100 Sa m� �mbrac... 33 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:18,950 �ntr-un costum ca si Carmen Miranda,cu tot felul de fructe pe cap. 34 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,980 Mi-a venit ideea �ntr-un vis. 35 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,820 Da, ** fost putin ame�it�. 36 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:29,210 Deci, exist�? 37 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,883 Ce s� existe? 38 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:33,390 Satan? In viata adev�rat�? 39 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,760 Betty, po�i s� a�tep�i o secund�? 40 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:41,690 P�i... 41 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,030 Pentru oameni, 42 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,650 Satan reprezint� r�ul. 43 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:49,680 Si raul... 44 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,290 se �nt�mpl� peste tot in lume. 45 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,040 Atunci, in sensul acesta, 46 00:02:56,050 --> 00:03:00,040 Satan exist�, doar c�, 47 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:02,500 el nu arat� �ntr-un fel anume. El... 48 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:06,220 nu umbl� prin lume, cu coarne si coad�. 49 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:13,820 Asta doar dac�, nu poart� un costum, la fel ca si... 50 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:17,260 - micul lui asistent. - Este! 51 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,040 Hei, Betty, v�d portul. 52 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,150 Jenna! 53 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:37,970 Jenna! 54 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:39,960 Jenna! 55 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,540 Jenna! 56 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,170 Duggie! 57 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,630 - Ah, Duggie! - Jenna! 58 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,290 Mi-a fost a�a dor de tine. 59 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:07,260 Ok, o s�-l g�sim pe Satan, si o s�-l rugam s� vin� cu noi la colindat. 60 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,120 Da? Ia s�-�i vad costumul! 61 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:13,690 Ah, Micul Ajutor a lui Satan. E grozav. 62 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,520 - Mami l-a f�cut. - Z�u? 63 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:17,320 Ar fi bine s�-l g�sim pe Satan. 64 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:18,960 �tiu si karate. 65 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,470 Oh, ar fi bine sa ** grij�. 66 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,460 Oh, mami! 67 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:27,360 - Unde e tati? - E la lucru. 68 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:28,510 S�mb�ta? 69 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:30,920 Ori la lucru, ori are o aventura. 70 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,130 Mami! 71 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:33,490 Ia arat�-mi m�inile. 72 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,960 Hai, arat�-mi-le! 73 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:38,780 - Oh, iar ��i rozi unghiile! - Nu m� face de ru�ine. 74 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,190 Mami, Duggie, el e Alex. 75 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:44,250 - Bun�. - Bun�. 76 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:46,050 Duggie, ** auzit multe despre tine. 77 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:51,190 Ne-** �nt�lnit la �coal�, si mai t�rziu ** descoperit c� suntem **�ndoi din Bell Island.. 78 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,560 si **�ndoi suntem pasiona�i de arta dramatic�. 79 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,240 - Cred c� a fost destinul. - Si eu. 80 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:59,600 Si cum ** venit acas� de Halloween... 81 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,910 si cum asta e s�rb�toarea favorita a lui Alex, 82 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:04,680 M-** g�ndit s� mergem la colindat to�i trei. 83 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:06,600 - Nu! - Duggie! 84 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:10,040 Este foarte posesiv. 85 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,890 Vroia s� se c�s�toreasc� cu ea, 86 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,290 si acum e�ti un rival pentru el. 87 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:17,420 Ascult�... 88 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,010 Nu trebuie s� merg la colindat cu voi... 89 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,680 dac� asta n�ruie planurile fratelui tau. 90 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,900 Nu. Trebuie s� se acomodeze putin. Sunt sigur� ca va fi bine. 91 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:32,160 Cum de nu v-a�i mai �nt�lnit, pan� acum, m�car la liceu. 92 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:34,420 Nu ** f�cut liceul in Bell Island. 93 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:37,580 Ai fost la o �coal� cu internat? 94 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,180 �colile cu internat sunt na�pa! 95 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:40,180 Duggie! 96 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:42,760 S� merg la internat, nu a fost alegerea mea. 97 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:44,200 Tat�l lui l-a obligat. 98 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,960 L-a obligat? Nu e bine. 99 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,710 Apropo, vrei s� te duc acas�? 100 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,430 De fapt, vine la noi acas�. 101 00:05:49,460 --> 00:05:50,670 Poate st� peste noapte, 102 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:52,930 - Nu suntem siguri. - Ceee?! 103 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,410 Duggie, unde mergi? 104 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,170 S�-l g�sesc pe Satan! 105 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:48,610 Far� tine! 106 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,330 A�teapt�! 107 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:04,440 Ce l-a apucat a�a, deodat�, chestia asta cu Satan? 108 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:05,930 Tat�l t�u i-a cump�rat... 109 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:08,590 un joc nou, numit Micul Ajutor A Lui Satan. 110 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:11,180 Il are si pe computer. 111 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:16,883 Mam�. 112 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,410 U�a. 113 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,800 Ia asta, te rog! 114 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:32,200 Alex, casa noastr�, casa, el e Alex. 115 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:34,340 Dr�gu��, foarte primitoare. 116 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,910 Nu trebuie s� faci asta. 117 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:42,720 Nu pot sa ma ab�in. 118 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,200 C�nd p�rin�ii mei au divor�at, 119 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:46,990 tata a plecat cu prietena lui in Japonia. 120 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,890 C�nd s-a �ntors, a adus regula "desc�l��rii in casa." 121 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:52,330 De atunci, m-a b�tut la cap �ncontinuu. 122 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,510 De-abia a�tept s� v�d ce costum ai anul acesta. 123 00:07:58,540 --> 00:08:00,000 De fapt, nu ** nimic. 124 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,690 Nu mi-a venit nici o idee. 125 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,340 Si mai spui ca e�ti la artele dramatice. 126 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:06,830 �tiu. E ciudat. 127 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:10,810 Nu vrei sa por�i costumul meu de Halloween-ul trecut? 128 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,280 Un costum de prostituat� din perioada rena�terii? 129 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,660 Nu �tiu ce g�nde�ti. 130 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:16,350 Alex, vrei s� m� aju�i? 131 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:19,390 - Ea este o actri��, nu? - Asta era ultima oar�, din cate �tiu eu. 132 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:21,810 Mam�, costumul nu e deloc pe gustul meu. 133 00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:26,680 Nu mai fi a�a �nc�p���nat�, si �mbrac�-te odat�. 134 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:29,620 C�nd se va termina totul, vei vedea c� ti se potrive�te. 135 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:31,290 Daca te plictise�ti, joac�-te cu asta. 136 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,940 - Nu, mam�. - Vino, odat�! 137 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,110 Urc� sc�rile! 138 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:21,190 Ce naiba e�ti tu, Duggie? 139 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:24,170 Micul Ajutor A Lui Satan. 140 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,950 E un lucru prostesc! 141 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:29,120 A�teapt� s�-l g�sesc pe Satan si s�-i zic s� te duc� in iad. 142 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:32,030 - Vom vedea cine rade atunci. - Da, vezi s� nu. 143 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,170 Oh, e grozav! 144 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,310 Pare a�a de real. 145 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:24,380 Oh, Doamne, sunt ca pepenii! 146 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:27,060 Da, a�a si trebuie. 147 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,680 Nu pot s�-l las pe...